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  1. 07-05-2006, 11:23 AM #1
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    Default can't get laid :(

    visiting my parents for the summer and there's just no place to bang even ugly fat chicks! i'm jacking off to my own imagination 12 year old style. life is hard.
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  2. 07-05-2006, 11:27 AM #2
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    poon is easier to come by in china is it now?
    what is this i dont even
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  3. 07-05-2006, 11:37 AM #3
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    yeah cause there aren't many white dudes there so if 5 percent of the asian female population has a white dude fetish but only .000001 percent of the male population is white your odds are pretty good. also i'm really rich over there but really poor over here which further adds to the sexual dichotomy.
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  4. 07-05-2006, 11:37 AM #4
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    just get a blanket and go to a lake/grass field/beach.
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  5. 07-05-2006, 11:39 AM #5
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    ha i miss high school and early college where you could pull shit like that. try sealing the deal in a bar at age 24 and then saying oh yeah we have to go find a patch of dirt somewhere cause a roof is out of the question. how about behind the bushes?
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  6. 07-05-2006, 12:07 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggus dickus
    ha i miss high school and early college where you could pull shit like that. try sealing the deal in a bar at age 24 and then saying oh yeah we have to go find a patch of dirt somewhere cause a roof is out of the question. how about behind the bushes?

    tell the bitch your house is being used by your roomate and his girlfriend who havent seen eachother in 6 months. then bang her at her house and eat her food
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  7. 07-05-2006, 12:21 PM #7
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    noogie has the right idea
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  8. 07-05-2006, 01:03 PM #8
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    Dry season.......you gotta go root digging buddy. Search the archives. Pull up some chick you used to bang.
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    whore house
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  10. 07-05-2006, 07:24 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by noogie
    bang her at her house and eat her food
    That's the ticket.
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  11. 07-05-2006, 07:24 PM #11
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    this thread owns.
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  12. 07-05-2006, 07:39 PM #12
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    how is the wildlife situation around there?
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  13. 07-05-2006, 07:40 PM #13
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    seriously, it doesn't take much to convince a chick to bang in some bushes.
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  14. 07-05-2006, 07:40 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by noogie
    bang her at her house and eat her food
    that deserves some rep power lol.
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  15. 07-05-2006, 07:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4evrskm::Derek
    seriously, it doesn't take much to convince a chick to bang in some bushes.

    pics?


    <----- winking face lol omg!
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  16. 07-05-2006, 07:47 PM #16
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    ill bang in some bushes if you you know what i mean
    hows my posting?
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  17. 07-05-2006, 10:23 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by biggus dickus
    i'm jacking off to my own imagination 12 year old style. life is hard.
    HAHAHA best sentence EVER!
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  18. 07-05-2006, 11:14 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    pics?


    <----- winking face lol omg!
    HAHAH...oh boy.
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  19. 07-06-2006, 03:02 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikadacaca
    ill bang in some bushes if you you know what i mean
    Nope. YOure going to have to spell that out for us.
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  20. 07-06-2006, 07:22 AM #20
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    i enjoy intercourse with hairy women. if you know what i mean.
    hows my posting?
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  21. 07-06-2006, 09:44 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikadacaca
    i enjoy intercourse with hairy women. if you know what i mean.
    boys?
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