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    Default got carded

    i was at wallmart and the lady was scanning all my food and stuff, then I asked the lady for a pack of cigarettes. all was well until she rang up the super glue and needed to see i.d. for purchase? i guess i can drink and smoke all i want, just as long as my hand isn't super glued to my dick.

    anyone else get carded for weird things?

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    I have gotten carded for spray paint and modeling glue before.

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    i got carded for beer
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    i would laugh my ass off if someone got carded for sharpies.

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    I got carded for beer too. Soo weird.
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    i know
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    A lighter once.

    I've had bad experiences with super glue. Glued my fingers together with the bottle in between them. Then put my other hand in glue that had ended up on the carpet. That hand was stuck to the floor. I was generally fracked.
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    i got carded for the first porn dvd i bought. it was sick.
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    It's always funny when I get carded because my hair was mad long when I got my license. So, every time the cashier is like "Is that really you? Why'd you cut your hair?"
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    once me and my friends were bored so we decided to just go buy some flammable shit and some lighters. So we go to this gas station and buy fabreeze lighter fluid lighters hairspray and whiteout. he didny even think twice about giving it to us and we weere like 12.
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    paint pens.
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    I got carded for NyQuil before.
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    I didn't have my wallet one time and I needed a lighter, so I scavenged up some change in my car and went into the gas station to buy one. The fracking lady wouldn't sell me a damn lighter without my id. I was like wtf I buy lighters all the time and never get carded, and she was like well I cna't sell it without id, but I can sell you matches. So I bought damn matches. WTF? You will sell me matches but not a damn lighter, I mean shit I don't look like a little kid or anything I have full beard. Bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaSkimmer.
    You will sell me matches but not a damn lighter, I mean shit I don't look like a little kid or anything I have full bush. Bitch.
    Really? Walk in without trou' next time and you can probably avoid it.

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    i bought 5 rolls of press and seal saran wrap stuff. the lady was looking at me so weird
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    oddest things i can think of besides cigs and lighters was that drink Redline. The can says it makes your muscles shake to burn off fat and i guess you can die if you drink too much.

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    im pretty sure you can die if you drink too much of any alcohol
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    Quote Originally Posted by vicskim76
    im pretty sure you can die if you drink too much of any alcohol

    ...fail...Redline VPX...its a fat burner and energy enhancing drink...

    Just recently VPX launched the technology of fat burning and energy enhancement into a new era with the introduction of Redline®. This freaky scientific breakthrough is the first physique-transforming matrix to coax your body to burn fat through the “shivering response.” It is a physiological fact that when you shiver, your body releases a large amount of stored body fat in an attempt to bring body temperature back to normal. Redline® induces this effect quite efficiently. However, the power of Redline® does not stop there, as its radical combination of novel ingredients will also have you sweating up a thermogenic storm, and thus burning fat through yet another unique mechanism.

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    Redline is some shit to not frack with. My buddy drank too much and could not stop shaking then went to puking then shitting. Needless to way it ruined his day.
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    Why would anyone want to shiver. It is a response to warm you up. Redline seems like torture to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by live2skim
    i would laugh my ass off if someone got carded for sharpies.
    I'm pretty sure in Texas you have to be over 18 to buy sharpies since kids were sniffing em.

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    I got carded the other for clear coat spray paint. I'm going to go get up, in clear bro!

    Yo those thermogenic suppliments give me palpitations. Don't take those, and if you do you will have to run a marathon and sweat it out because if you sit still your done!
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    i work at a grocery store and we card for.....................non-alcoholic beer.

    carding really sucks especially because it's mandatory most of the time and you can lose your job if you don't. the policy is to card for anyone who looks under 40, but how can you tell? the worst part is when the computer asks you to check id and some 18 year old asshole buying cigarettes or a 21 year old prick buying their first 6-pack give you shit for id-ing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gulfcoastskimmer
    Redline is some shit to not frack with. My buddy drank too much and could not stop shaking then went to puking then shitting. Needless to way it ruined his day.
    that's pretty bad, i didn't get the shakes but i think it messed up my kidneys or something. it felt like i had to pee all day for a little over 5 days, and i couldn't really sleep. i saved a bottle of it from back when it first came out just in case i want to ruin someones day.

    and steve-o, i intended it to be that i can't believe they would card for that, more than it sucked they carded me. understandable it goes with their job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve-o
    i work at a grocery store and we card for.....................non-alcoholic beer.
    I'm pretty sure non-alcoholic beer has a very small percentage of alcohol in it. I know in Delaware you can buy lighters at any age but can't buy lighter fluid until your 18.

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    i got carded in soccer once

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    Quote Originally Posted by dylan591
    i got carded in soccer once
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Vaughan
    I'm pretty sure non-alcoholic beer has a very small percentage of alcohol in it. I know in Delaware you can buy lighters at any age but can't buy lighter fluid until your 18.
    right. most things that say they aren't something, are. like when something is inflammable, it might be a little.

    not really.

    redline is gnarly. try using it as a chaser for liquor. not so cool.
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    uhh, non-alcoholic beer does have a little alcohol in it. It just has to be under .5%.

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    especially since inflammable means flammable; its non-flammable when something doesnt burn
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    dammit raves.

    and dammit on the nonalcoholic beer thing too. i need to google more often.
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    i didnt get carded for cigars, but then later that night I got carded for scratchers from the same guy. random

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    i was buying the glue for pvc pipes for plumbing and all... and i got carded, also i got carded for buying the CO2 cartridges for paintball guns

 

 

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