The Thread (It Was Great, and Then There Was TCK)

**frick** · 02-06-2011, 12:16 PM

ever heard of a poop noodle?

so you're banging the (literal) shit out of a girl in the ass bareback right?

well the next day or whenever you go to piss this little poop shaped noodle is extruded out of the urethra followed by a healthy stream of piss.

**hondarider525** · 02-06-2011, 01:07 PM

frack you.

**Luff** · 02-06-2011, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by vbskimva

I went to basically a dance party for a girl's 18th birthday with some friends, except it was another high school in our district so we knew none of the hot ass girls there. We pregamed before it and had so much fun there. I danced with at least 15 girls (presumably 13 of them were hot, 2ish of em I couldn't see there faces) and i specialized in not giving a frack.

Plus there were glow sticks and techno and shit. Everyone loves glow sticks and techno.

yup, sounds like a cox party

**sealice aka lone ranger** · 02-06-2011, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by hondarider525

frack you.

aww boo hoo did that grwoooss you ouwwwt? its called man humor.

thanks frick i shall now introduce this to my cohorts.

**vbskimva** · 02-06-2011, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by Luff

yup, sounds like a cox party

Yeah I made a cocaine joke and it got a few laughs and a few kids who thought I was serious.

Myself and a few others were knuckle-bumping each other mid-grind sesh. MLIB

**GnipGnop** · 02-06-2011, 01:37 PM

So your thoughts when grinding with a girl are "oh man I really wanna touch a dudes hand right now. "

**RUM_RUNNER** · 02-06-2011, 01:38 PM

It's the 10's, Gnip. I thought you were more open minded.

**Luff** · 02-06-2011, 02:02 PM

met a random girl last week who friend requested me on fb. she was annoying so i ignored. saw her again last night and she called me out on ignoring her on fb. pretty funny.

**vbskimva** · 02-06-2011, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by GnipGnop

So your thoughts when grinding with a girl are "oh man I really wanna touch a dudes hand right now. "

I mean his penis would be ideal but that could get awkward in public, so a hand touch had to suffice.

**RUM_RUNNER** · 02-06-2011, 02:25 PM

Excessive coughing and hemroids. No bueno

**GnipGnop** · 02-06-2011, 02:37 PM

You serious rummy? I've never had a hemorrhoid.

**Ammy** · 02-06-2011, 02:45 PM

Hemorrhoids fracking SUCK. One of the worst experiences of my life was having that bitch lanced.

**RUM_RUNNER** · 02-06-2011, 02:46 PM

Yea its turrible. Got them from weightlifting back in the day

**Chev** · 02-06-2011, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by Ammy

Hemorrhoids fracking SUCK. One of the worst experiences of my life was having that bitch lanced.

EEEEhhh, that sounds beyond horrible.

**RUM_RUNNER** · 02-06-2011, 02:55 PM

Like someone trying put out a match in your crack

**Applesauce** · 02-06-2011, 03:31 PM

I think I have those right now. fracking ow.

**Chev** · 02-06-2011, 03:59 PM

Anyone else watching the superbowl? everone?

**skimiks** · 02-06-2011, 04:15 PM

lets go packersssss

and chev shouldnt you be watching something more canadian like curling? i think the superbowl should be only broadcasted in 'merica

**GnipGnop** · 02-06-2011, 04:54 PM

There is such a thing as the CFL.

The balls are bigger and the field is bigger. Also, there are no safe catches, like the wusses in the NFL get.

**NCSkim** · 02-06-2011, 04:58 PM

that's cool and all but you have to remember that they play in canada so it still sucks

**zeus** · 02-06-2011, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by GnipGnop

There is such a thing as the CFL.

The balls are bigger and the field is bigger. Also, there are no safe catches, like the wusses in the NFL get.

Why would you need a safe catch if a 143 lb pale canadian is coming for you

**GnipGnop** · 02-06-2011, 05:14 PM

Some Canadians are 300 pound hairy gingers full of rage and hopped up on maple syrup that live in cottages. Never forget.

Also...
WAT

**Walruz996** · 02-06-2011, 06:36 PM

Haha, nice work. I can't believe she's trying to defend that only the US likes football and pulling made up facts from her ass to defend it.

EDIT: I look like I'm predicting the future now!

**Ammy** · 02-06-2011, 06:37 PM

Speaking of football in other countries, this girl tries to sound intelligent/amusing every chance she gets and consequently gets demolished.

Btw that is her boyfriend defending her, they are 17 and engaged, lul.

**skimiks** · 02-06-2011, 06:43 PM

lulz underage marriage. our cleaning lady was preggo at 16 and forcefully married at 17

**GnipGnop** · 02-06-2011, 06:51 PM

Hahaha I love it.

I'm still confused about that Walruz...

**Walruz996** · 02-06-2011, 07:02 PM

I think Ammy deleted his post after I commented, then posted it again, putting it under mine.

**GnipGnop** · 02-06-2011, 07:09 PM

ahhh of course.

look at that boy edit!

**zeus** · 02-06-2011, 07:12 PM

woooooooo won 150$ on a box pool

**Ammy** · 02-06-2011, 07:15 PM

My bad Walruz, I wanted to expand both my comments and re-capture it so you could see my whole post. Didn't think anybody saw, lul.

**Chev** · 02-06-2011, 07:33 PM

Anyone had experience with Mono? Think i might have it although my symptoms came about really quickly which doesnt sound like mono at all.

**RUM_RUNNER** · 02-06-2011, 07:47 PM

You have to kiss someone to get mono

**Luff** · 02-06-2011, 07:59 PM

so fracking glad the steelers lost. now my feed wont get blown up by the bandwagon

**Ammy** · 02-06-2011, 08:01 PM

Kill yourself Derik.

**brett00** · 02-06-2011, 08:10 PM

JUST WON HUGE MONEY IN THE 2ND HALF.

game was blocks- 3rd quarter score had to end in 1 for packers and 7 for steelers. SCORE= 21-17 WIN $250

4th quarter one of my blocks need final score to be 1 for packers and 5 for steelers. FINAL frackING SCORE= 31-25 WIN=$450 more.

feelsGOODman.

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