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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve E View Post
    got dat interview. also, mcdonalds for breakfast at 4pm. BOSS
    Got me craving a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel meal right now...

    UNLV just put a clinic on in the desert against the #1 ranked unc tarheels. A great way to finish off a wonderful day!

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    nate - I like the re-mastered version you sent me a lot more than pre-mixed one, sounds way cleaner. how's the feedback been since you dropped it? I've been trying to promote it on FB and shit. mail me some copies to hand out.

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    That awkward moment when your cat jumps on your dick while you're getting a hand job.

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    that awkward moment you realize you graduated middleschool 7 years ago and youre getting a handjob

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    That awkward moment when you think you're too cool to have a girl play with your dick?

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    The awkward moment when you think you're too cool to have a girl do it, but still do it yourself.
    "I heard smoking pole makes you trip balls."-GnipGnop

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    that awkward moment when I nutted on my cat...

  9. #35604
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    Meee-ow
    go on.

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    c -c -c -c - combo breaker
    If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommygallagher View Post
    The awkward moment when you think you're too cool to have a girl do it, but still do it yourself.
    that awkward moment when you realize you could do it 10x better

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    You should just have another guy do it. He'll know what he's working with.
    "I heard smoking pole makes you trip balls."-GnipGnop

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    Yah. Then you punch him for being queer.
    Glory is the reward of valour.

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    nothing gay about getting your dick sucked
    If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

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    big mac for breakfast at 4pm again. GAINING REGIMEN BRO, JUST HAVEN'T STARTED LIFTING YET
    Then I would say.....Ha,ha,ha

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    I'm getting jacked just thinking about you eating big macs.
    go on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeezin' View Post
    Meee-ow

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    If there is something hipster about unironically defending the validity of discussing Justin Bieber, then I clearly do not know what "hipster" means anymore.

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    that was sick.......



    except for the part about them being homosexuals
    i kid i kid. that was sick
    If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

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    i wanna see a parkour rollerblade hybrid sport

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    i need to let out a huge scream. and find a punching bag
    "i dont even know what that means. eat my frack" -ToeKnee

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    When you realize the girl that said you were cute wasrty.

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    when you realize GDC
    If You own an superb speed internet connection then it is also achievable toAcess Television on your Pc without any bother and Television quality is also glorious

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    Patrice O'Neal is dead of a stroke:

    http://www.tmz.com/2011/11/29/patrice-oneal-dead/

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    The average mark on my first term psych class was 52. I got dat 75.

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    dat mediocrity
    i'm ed.

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    Its relational success of course.

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    honestly I didn't think patrice was that funny. he could be at times but the majority of his humor came from cutting down others, and like so many other black comedians, he was overly concerened with racial issues.

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    hahahaha never heard that

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    karma got me today
    kid texted me yesterday asking me what homework was like he does every class. i was too lazy to go find syllabus so i didnt answer and planned on telling him my phone is broken. sure enough, i wake up today and my phone was broken, touch screen goes apeshit whenever i turn it on

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    lol android
    I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GnipGnop View Post
    lol android
    its b/c is slept on it. iphone screen would be shattered

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    shoulda hopped on BF breh

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    It read your mind. Lol android.

 

 

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