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    true that

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    what's my favorite word...
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    Yeeea Boiiii
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    iayaiyaiayiayai
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    i fking got kiickd out fo a bar tonight for asking for a fracking straw...for those of yu who go to the pub in orlndo, ram a dildo in the black bartender's ass for me................................................ ....................






    rofl-copter teh Guiness was flownig like water tonihgt!!!!!!1!!!1111

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    Anyone ever had blueberry beer or somehting??? Its like giuness and blue mooon together, shit was so fracking magical....

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    frackin right im hammered too. tuesday is the shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4evrskm::Derek
    frackin right im hammered too. tuesday is the shit.

    duh its was tues and getting drunk was warranted

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    effin right, liu. warranted.
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    I forgot I posted that. LFF, what do you mean what was my purpose? I obviously didn't lock myself out on purpose. And hobo, if there was an open window, I would have obviously done that before busting my door. All the windows were locked.

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    so. i just went outside to go to work and set my keys in my car seat for some reason. then i locked the door and started inside. now i have no jeep. as soon as i find the key to the big truck i shall leave for work. if it will get me there.
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    skimboard to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    I forgot I posted that. LFF, what do you mean what was my purpose? I obviously didn't lock myself out on purpose. And hobo, if there was an open window, I would have obviously done that before busting my door. All the windows were locked.
    For some reason I thought you did it on purpose, like to teach your daughter how to unlock the door or something haha. One time my brother and I got locked out of the house. I was chilling on the front porch trying to think of something to do, and all of a sudden my brother popped open the front dorr. He had popped a screen out and opened a window, climbed in, and got in the house haha.
    watch the moving bodies as they react to the sound

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    yeah I would usually go through a window, for about 3 months I had no house key, and used to just climb through the back window w/ my daughter if nobody was home. But there were no windows open yesterday. It kind of scared me when she started getting upset, because if she started choking or something I would be stuck outside. So I kicked down the motherfracking door.

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    yeah, i'm a mod.

    did you really kick down the door, whit? that'd be sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZapBulletRider
    yeah I would usually go through a window, for about 3 months I had no house key, and used to just climb through the back window w/ my daughter if nobody was home. But there were no windows open yesterday. It kind of scared me when she started getting upset, because if she started choking or something I would be stuck outside. So I kicked down the motherfracking door.
    Haha, why didn't you have a key? Climbing in the window hahaha. So, why didn't you film it this time?
    watch the moving bodies as they react to the sound

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    hahahaha that is SUCH an awesome story
    what is this i dont even

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    one time i was walking around town and an airplane engine fell into my house.

    donnie darko aww yeahhh
    "This is for everybody in this city who's had homes that used to be wet," he said after receiving the NFC championship trophy. "This is for the city of New Orleans." -Sean Payton

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    ok so my thinking was I wanted to clean out the blow-up pool in the back yard but didn't want to go out the back door b/c the dog would want to follow me out, so I went out the front door but didn't want to leave it unlocked while I was in the back b/c my daughter was watching TV inside. We never lock the actual doorknob on the back door, we just use the deadbolt, I'm not really sure why. Anyway before I went outside I looked and saw the deadbolt was unlocked. Little did I know the knob was locked at some point, I don't know why. And when I mean "kicked down the door", I kicked it open, it didn't come off the hinges. The door frame split and the split off piece was hanging out about 5 inches but attached at either end still. So I took many nails and nailed it back down. Here's a pic:



    The kicking in of the door was very invigorating. Plus it was barefoot.

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    you're such a handy guy.
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    o dang

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcyman
    Looks like there may be some decent skim close to the anus region of that pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dkenn75
    Looks like there may be some decent skim close to the anus region of that pic.
    hahaha.. always checking for the skim, word.

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    ha
    u silly u

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    i always look at the surf in movie where people are at the beach
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    broken lizard's club dread had some awesome ass skim in it
    what is this i dont even

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    whats ass skim jake

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    ass skim is when you take a razor blade and lightly brush it over a cheek, then put whatever's on the blade in a petrie dish.

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    only u whit.

    thanks for that fun fact

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    alive? yes.
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    zach, I sent you an email (through skimnc). Throw me a bone, I'm jonesin'....

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    no, no photos for you, whit.

    i mean, unless zach sends you some.
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    o' o; io;th

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    Quote Originally Posted by burkov
    o' o; io;th
    I don't tink i'm runk enoughtoread thaT SHIT





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