The Thread (It Was Great, and Then There Was TCK)

[Skim4L!fe]

loll chad was the man.

[Derek Makekau]

i shredded on my new skiam today, zbr. it was dopetastic.

[Chrith]

zbr are you back on the breast bitting?

[skimnczach]

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze

[samcollett]

i like to bite breasts. any new videos of your kid getting hit by a car or running into things whit?

[Derek Makekau]

whit is so popular.

[tcmarkley]

Yes...VB skim was good....surprisingly.

Derek, I received your message and will be calling you back sometime in the next "sometime soon"....your photos really weren't gay. I liked them alot. I like you alot. DId you get a new board?

I just got my new one from Exile....incredibly sick and will be posting photos tonight.

[Derek Makekau]

boomhower sent me his pro model to check out because i liked it in pcb. it's actually a really fun board, and i won't even add "for a zap" onto that statement. he made it to my specs and everything and it's super floaty and really smooth.

i look forward to hearing from you, thomas. i like you a lot too.

[Chrith]

my boomhower is so sick for a zap. probably my favorite board i have ridden.

[Pack A Bowl]

zap needs to kill their z logo

[Luff]

oh my god LFF, you missed some GREAT skim this morning, some of the best I've seen in VA beach

Just rub it in, go on just do it. I got stuck going to Sandbridge with the family at dead low tide. The skim sucked but the sirf was good. I didn't hve my board, so I just took my skimboard out and tried to launch myself into the waves. I got up on a few haham but it was a bitch. The board would just sink if you didnt hit it just right.

[Jeff.Liu]

boomhower sent me his pro model to check out because i liked it in pcb. it's actually a really fun board, and i won't even add "for a zap" onto that statement. he made it to my specs and everything and it's super floaty and really smooth.

i look forward to hearing from you, thomas. i like you a lot too.

ive also ridden one, super fun board, and super thin tail the tail is like none-existent

[Chrith]

yeah the taper at the tail is insane. That is like the thickness of my old syndrome

[ZapBulletRider]

Just rub it in, go on just do it. I got stuck going to Sandbridge with the family at dead low tide. The skim sucked but the sirf was good. I didn't hve my board, so I just took my skimboard out and tried to launch myself into the waves. I got up on a few haham but it was a bitch. The board would just sink if you didnt hit it just right.

allow me to talk about some glassy waist high liners.

[tcmarkley]

I am witness to it.....super sick for VA beach...seriously...every time I've gone to VA beach I have been disappointed....not this morning.

[Pack A Bowl]

[Luff]

allow me to talk about some glassy waist high liners.

Allow me to talk about some ankle high...bumps.

[Derek Makekau]

gulf coast was pretty much all time today. double over shin and mushy. too far out, way too much dead water...but no wind. thank god for that.

[ZapBulletRider]

Pack a bowl, I laughed.

[popesucks]

that was one of the

[popesucks]

funniest things iv ever seen on here

[Skim4L!fe]

lol Today was retarded for the gulf. Super glassy double over mini ant teahupoo (like one foot maybe two at the most?). But my highlight of the day is running from the po on the beach because we "came within 200 yards of a sea turtle trying to nest" when we thouhgt i twas a rock. wtf is that bullshit. Then when they caught up us the lifegaurd told the cop that as long as we dont harrass it its not a felony. So suck on that bittttttchhh. SEBASTIAN TOMMOROW!

[Pack A Bowl]

don't be mean to the animals, asshole.

[Skim4L!fe]

Read my post and tell me which part explains how i was being mean? Oh yeah being 100+yards away when the law specifically says "harrassing of the turtles". You read fantastically.

[Pack A Bowl]

Read my post and tell me which part explains how i was being mean? Oh yeah being 100+yards away when the law specifically says "harrassing of the turtles". You read fantastically.

we "came within 200 yards of a sea turtle trying to nest" when we thouhgt i twas a rock.

leave the turtles alone.

[Skim4L!fe]

Like i said, tell me what part of anythign i said that i fracked with the turtle? We thought it was a rock got close enough to see that it wasnt (over a hundred yards away). Then some jogger spooked it and the cops were called on us and the jogger cause we were in the vicinity of the turtle. Thank you. lets smoke.

[ZapBulletRider]

um Pack? I hope you're joking.

Anyway the scariest thing ever just happened to me. I locked myself out of my house with my 3 year old daughter inside. I figured it would be ok, I could talk her through unlocking the door. Well she didn't want to do it at first, I think she thought I was playing, then when she realized I was stuck out there she got really scared and started crying. She got so worked up I couldn't talk her through anything, and finally I had to run around to the back and kick down the back door. Now I have to replace the door frame.

[ZapBulletRider]

the only good thing to come of it was I've always wanted to kick down a door police style.

[Luff]

So, what was your purpose in doing this? I want to kick down a door though. Lucky.

[woody harris]

sounds like a win situation to me whit

[Pack A Bowl]

[jake]

ahahaahhaa. i remeber one time when i was like 7 we were driving back from tennessee and my mom went into a grocery store and left the car running. i got bored int he car and made eextra sure to lock the doors..forgot i had to turn the car off.... 15 minutes and 4 people later we broke into our car. it was awesome.

[hobo]

um Pack? I hope you're joking.

Anyway the scariest thing ever just happened to me. I locked myself out of my house with my 3 year old daughter inside. I figured it would be ok, I could talk her through unlocking the door. Well she didn't want to do it at first, I think she thought I was playing, then when she realized I was stuck out there she got really scared and started crying. She got so worked up I couldn't talk her through anything, and finally I had to run around to the back and kick down the back door. Now I have to replace the door frame.

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa



shoulda tried climbing through a window, pop off a screeen

[Chrith]

im going to lock myself out of my house with my girlfriend some time. that way i can kick down the door and look like a badass. later that day when she is in the mood we will start the passionate act of making love.
my satin sheets wrapper around her supple bossoms as i caress her body. touching every inch of her sof bronze skin. the room will be ablaze with passion and love. as we moan on and on throughout the evening i will finnaly realize that time that whit posted that video of his daughter running into the dresser and startlaughing uncontrolably. I blow my load and then ask her to make me a sandwich.
stay tuned for part two: the sandwich

[Chrith]

damn im hot