"can you wipe my jizz off the microphone?"
ahah thats hilarious
"are there any alternate pronunciations?"
"...suck my dick."
[QUOTE=Chrith]im going to major in smoking weed everyday. with a minor in i dont give a shit[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=didj prophet]a religious fanatic that builds novelty skimboards, great combination[/QUOTE]
Wrong, you fracking dork.
no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.
You are an annoying little bitch, and I am not going to answer that.
everyone pretty much already quoted the good parts. oh well, +1
Where all the white women at?
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