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  1. #1
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    Default Dirty Spelling Bee


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    "can you wipe my jizz off the microphone?"

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    ahah thats hilarious

    "are there any alternate pronunciations?"
    "...suck my dick."

    hah +1
    [QUOTE=Chrith]im going to major in smoking weed everyday. with a minor in i dont give a shit[/QUOTE]
    [QUOTE=didj prophet]a religious fanatic that builds novelty skimboards, great combination[/QUOTE]

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    Wrong, you fracking dork.
    -Jeff

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    simply marvelous
    no its not a joke haha i was just freaking out cause she gave me dome before and i bust all in this towel, whiped my dick off then fingered her with that hand and i was just like omg omg omg omg, then we did the nasty, i still think i'm straight.

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    awesome!

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    You are an annoying little bitch, and I am not going to answer that.
    go on.

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    everyone pretty much already quoted the good parts. oh well, +1
    Where all the white women at?

 

 

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