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    Find something in the room that takes batteries...

    Find something in the room that takes batteries but usually is used plugged in.
    Take the most foul smelling dump of your life, put some ceran wrap over the connectors in the battery compartment and...
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    As Doug said, it sounds like the MCL. The fact...

    As Doug said, it sounds like the MCL. The fact that you keep getting thigh strains too is a bad sign. Does your Achilles tendon also give you trouble on that leg? Often issues there lead to the knee...
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    So the concrete evidence regarding the...

    So the concrete evidence regarding the manipulation of LIBOR is a conspiracy theory? That was supposed to be the benchmark of the free market operating correctly, and used as a gauge for judging...
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    Source please, or are you just quoting yourself?...

    Source please, or are you just quoting yourself? "This suction could reduce...." - a vagina is not a dyson. Gravity, I believe, far outweighs any of this nonsense.
    As for the "causing her to lie on...
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    Everyone knows he was doped up to his eyeballs,...

    Everyone knows he was doped up to his eyeballs, but they all are in pro cycling. Remember the time the drug testers made a random call to his house and he wouldn't give the urine sample until after...
  6. When it's choppy and you have a pretty large...

    When it's choppy and you have a pretty large whitewash wave to clear before you get to the wave you want to ride, I find it useful to pump over the whitewash and continue that pumping all the way...
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    I really don't know where to start. Lockerbie,...

    I really don't know where to start. Lockerbie, what did libya stand to gain by doing that versus the witch hunt that followed. Reeks badly of CIA but I'll say no more, next time I enter the US I'm...
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    You complete retard, are you planning on...

    You complete retard, are you planning on becoming the new floridaskimmer?
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    clap||clap||clap||clap You answered everything...

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    You answered everything before I could. "the debt ceiling" debacle was probably the worst show I've ever seen.
    "so we owe people money in our own denomination, and we need to...
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    Just as a little aside for those that might be...

    Just as a little aside for those that might be interested, do some research on Libya under Ghaddafi.
    Lowest infant mortality rate in Africa, school system based on the Irish one (and from personal...
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    Hang on a second, why do you assume the Chinese...

    Hang on a second, why do you assume the Chinese are "austensibly responsible"? Most of their municipalities are massively under water due to easy credit based on false predictions surrounding...
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    @IamfromAfrica - brilliantly said sir. ...

    @IamfromAfrica - brilliantly said sir.
    Outstanding stuff and bang on the money
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    I believe that particular tactic only works with...

    I believe that particular tactic only works with sheep

    Oh sheep doctor, ps right back: when you're sitting down, how far away are your testicles from your body? And how many hours a day does the...
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    Do you practice in Wales or New Zealand by any...

    Do you practice in Wales or New Zealand by any chance

    I'm no doctor, but I know that if your body temp drops "4 or 5 degrees" it's more your life you should be worried about than what your...
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    The figures quoted for china's military spending...

    The figures quoted for china's military spending are estimated to be around 1/2 to 1/3 of what their actual spending is. Difference is they don't have a congress to report to, so they basically have...
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    cos the tub was just "lying around" at home,...

    cos the tub was just "lying around" at home, right?
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    I dunno what you learned about sheep but you're...

    I dunno what you learned about sheep but you're all wrong when it comes to humans. Optimum temperature for sperm production is body temp - how hot does a hot tub get do you think? It's not like the...
  18. His slam into the rock at the start of Stimulus...

    His slam into the rock at the start of Stimulus confirmed him in the legendary category for me.
    Just got up and got on with it - Paulo looked more concerned than Grady did
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    I assume those freaks in boxers are trying to...

    I assume those freaks in boxers are trying to pull off a ghetto version of a rash guard.
    Just get the right type of shorts, diamond dobby are all I ever get, and wear them on their own like a...
  20. I agree, but if you think about it from the...

    I agree, but if you think about it from the perspective of someone new to skimboarding, the easiest way to "show" that you're better than other locals is pulling off shuvs, airs and big spins....
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    Not in the slightest bit offended, just thought...

    Not in the slightest bit offended, just thought that the original statement by that senator was so utterly idiotic that surely it would not require further discusson.
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    Come si dice in dialeto romano - aaoooh, Peluso,...

    Come si dice in dialeto romano - aaoooh, Peluso, lock and /or delete this frackin thread.
    Jesus frackin Christ, it's like a male virgin get together.
    Run a banner ad sponsoring band-aids just in case...
  23. Thread: The Girl Thread

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    Quality Logan Trexx - you interrupted my choons...

    Quality Logan
    Trexx - you interrupted my choons for god damn Penelope Cruz?
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    Jumped from the couch on that page :)

    Jumped from the couch on that page :)
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    Makes you wanna reach for your 12 gauge - would...

    Makes you wanna reach for your 12 gauge - would make a sweet ass video game. Beach zombie apocalypse. Scratch one grub
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