my super sweet seventeen

[Jaleez]

okay the second of june ill become 17
i know its only the 7th of may.. but im already busy with my party
because im going to give a super sweet seventeen bday/ im done with highschool party the 8th of june

i want it to be friggin rad!

a few things are already arranged
1 - there will be a lot of beer, and not just alot, there will be too much.
2 - oh and anything else with alcohol in it. ( cause we, (awesome dutchies) can legaly drink alcohol from the moment on we become 16!!)
3 - there will be 3 awesome Drum n Bass DJ's!!


any suggestions?

i was thinking of letting everyone pretend to be rob g

hippies ftw.

[DjMattyD]

You have to MAKE everyone look like hippies? Last time I was in holland everyone looked like hippies anyway. Well not everyone but a good amount.


I guess maybe free prostitutes would make for a fun party.

[sealice aka lone ranger]

am i invited?

[Mapdash]

this is going to be bad........

[Jaleez]

haha believe me i dont need prositutes when ive got loads of drunk chicks at my party.

[Jaleez]

am i invited?

come if you want to but im not going to buy you a ticket.

[sealice aka lone ranger]

damn that was my next question

[Jaleez]

i knew that

[Mapdash]

haha believe me i dont need prositutes when ive got loads of drunk chicks at my party.

yeah.... i dont believe you.

unless your drunk friends give $10 hj's.

[Jaleez]

o im not kidding mapdash, the dutch are crazy

[ZapBulletRider]

ok let's hear how crazy they are. I want a rundown of all the sexual acts you've performed/received.

[Chrith]

umm yeah i never got my invitation. something probably got mixed up in the mail.

[SolvenCarlos]

Austin powers dad hates the dutch

[Jaleez]

zbr, haha that is non of your business :rolleyes:

[sealice aka lone ranger]

you can PM me

[Jaleez]

umm yeah i never got my invitation. something probably got mixed up in the mail.

not really.. i didnt invite you so my other boyfriends would still have a chance with the girls who are coming...

[Chrith]

nice save

[Jaleez]

no more suggestions
you guys dont know how to party?

[Richard]

yeah i do
maar ik heb een date!

[DjMattyD]

I thought my free hookers suggestion was pretty awesome. How about something involving a dyke or clogs?

[Icej]

4th of June I will be 21.

[Jaleez]

clogs for shizzle!!


oh icey congrats :P

[dEUZ]

damn...17... long time no see that number around here.

[Richard]

duez
i'm not sure if i'm still coming to portugal around the zap comp,
sucks pretty baddddd

[MDskimmerMAtt]

i think you should buy more beer and have some hookers involved in some way.

[Jaleez]

rich you know you cant handle 1 bottle of beer its too much for you, youre fucked up, right now just shut up.

[dEUZ]

it's dEUZ, and it's your problem man, i am FOR SURE going to be there, it's only 30 minutes driving from home. haha!!!

jealous jealous.

[Jaleez]

i think you should buy more beer and have some hookers involved in some way.


you guys are all the same
we already discussed the hookers

and i dont need hookers as long as ive got drunk chicks at my party..

[Jaleez]

it's dEUZ, and it's your problem man, i am FOR SURE going to be there, it's only 30 minutes driving from home. haha!!!

jealous jealous.


and you shut up too :(

its not fair!

edit: duez was a attempt from rich to be funny its pretty much the way he always talks :P

[Richard]

i'm wasted on a monday night, wat the fuck

[Jaleez]

i knew it

but when youre wasted, and trying to hit on chicks on my party, ill throw you out. and invite chrith

[Chrith]

score. we shall party jaleez i will show you how ambiguously gay american teens party

[Jaleez]

Awesome!

[Chrith]

p.s. want to cyber sometime?

[skimminOB]

hahahahahahaahahaha chrith makes me giggle

[skimminOB]

if you're having alcohol, just make sure there are no adults around to regulate things, that way your party can take off whichever way it pleases

[Richard]

sickkk
jalesaaa
wanna trade pics of your girlfriends for rep?

[Chrith]

ill trade pics richard.

[Richard]

i don't need rep hahahaha
jalees post die foto's!


(dutch, shorry i'm screwing upp)

chrith i can pm you more for free :D?

[Jaleez]

if you're having alcohol, just make sure there are no adults around to regulate things, that way your party can take off whichever way it pleases


my parents and neighbours will be far far far away, dont worry

[Chrith]

jaleez i will rep you for pics. good trade?

[Richard]

ahhh her name is jade, how perfect

[Jaleez]

as in: i give you pics of hot gf's and you give me rep?


not quite sure if you can handle their sexyness...

[Chrith]

kind of but by hot gf's you mean you then yes

[Richard]

can someone explain the little blonde girl what hoax means?:P

thankyouverymcuhh

[Jaleez]

ok but i wont post them in this thread because that is off topic so lets all move to the no point thread.

[Richard]

send a pic of me with a wig beaing the sex!

[Chrith]

just AIM me. i throw buckets

[Jaleez]

dont push it richard.

[Chrith]

im taking pics of me right now to trade. what poses do you like?

[Blak_skimmer220]

im sure half of this MB was saddend because u STILL arnt legal yet..

<3

[Jaleez]

colby

you must have suggestions for a rad party

[skimminOB]

just cuz he's black?

[Chrith]

LARoLLeR220 (5:30:03 PM): YEAH NIGGA I GOT MY EPRMIT
I throw buckets (5:30:30 PM): what a coincidence
I throw buckets (5:30:36 PM): i got my negro hunting permit today
LARoLLeR220 (5:30:39 PM): ....

[Jaleez]

maybe.


NO POINT THREAD!

[Jaleez]

chrith i so added you on aim

[Richard]

i'm watching a vid right now of a girl that has 2 pussies
exciteddddd

[Chrith]

i totally did too

[Jaleez]

eek. that is so offtopic richard.

[RavesIsBack]

quick question...what are the statutory rape laws in Holland? please say they dont exist

[RexSkimmer]

hahahahahahaahahaha chrith makes me giggle
i think he makes everbody giggle

[BART]

you have to ask daddy for a BMW, then pout and throw a tantrum when he gets you an Audi instead.

[RavesIsBack]

i think he makes everbody giggle

only when he tickles my anus

[shifty]

it's sexy seventeen, you muggle.

[dEUZ]

shifty, i like your avatar.

[VaSkimer18]

maybe some male strippers?

im not gay

[PINKmachine]

buy a ping pong table, play beer bong, flip cup then after that play polish ping pong now thats a fun night.

[Jaleez]

yeah ping pong thats cool haha
i was also thinking about playing twister when everyones drunk
(thats always funny when youre totally wasted..)


@ Bart, hmm thats a good idea, but i love audi so maybe ill ask for an audi instead :D

[Utah]

Naked twister is where its at...

And some how involve midgets. It doesn't matter what they are doing, midgets at a party always are a thumbs up...

[xghstx]

So not only did I not get an invite to this party, you don't even reply to PM's now... Jaleez I'm thining about divorce...

[Jaleez]

nooo i can explain everything hun!

yesterday i wanted to reply ''tomorrow''
and now today is tomorrow i was just about to pm

and you are soo invited like d0h! but i cant afford your ticket..


@ utah, i dont know any midgets in person, but i guess you do?

[Pat-Juh]

When is it Jaleez?

[Jaleez]

8 juni, stefan is also coming so if you want to come you can probably drive along with him and you can stay over at my place, and the next day the 9th there will be this pretty big yearly festival www.wantijpop.nl!

anyway ik zou het super cool vinden als je kwam!

[Utah]

@ utah, i dont know any midgets in person, but i guess you do?
I'll do you one better than that, I can bring you a former midget that has had his legs stretched, but not his arms. He now has normal sized legs, but midget sized arms, which of course makes him look like a T-Rex. Plus to top it off, he sounds EXACTLY like Cartman from South Park when he talks. Feed him a few beers and you have entertainment for hours... All this can be yours for the price of 2 round trip tickets...

[Jaleez]

its you isnt it utah? ive always known youre a midget :D

[Utah]

FUckin A, I'm busted... You should see me try to run while holding my board and drop it. Its quite comical...

[Jaleez]

where's my invitation?


in your pm-inbox

[Jaleez]

FUckin A, I'm busted... You should see me try to run while holding my board and drop it. Its quite comical...


its pretty funny i was already imagening that, while i was typing i discovered the true you.

+ 1 because that made me laugh

[i skim compton]

Forget beer bong.....tequila pong is where its at.

[Jaleez]

o yes be proud



Forget beer bong.....tequila pong is where its at.

that is actually a pretty cool idea

[i skim compton]

Also naked tequila pong.

[Jaleez]

you guys are all the same

this thread has like 83 replys and they are pretty much all about hookers, naked girls, hot girls, alcohol and midgets

[i skim compton]

toga toga toga.
http://www.canarys.com/thenest/events/toga_party/toga_gads.jpg

[Jaleez]

awesome! youre the guy in the middle?

[i skim compton]

Thats back when i had my sick beard. You might have seen me on the geico commercials.

[Jaleez]

whats geico :D?

[i skim compton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5JV0Fs_GE8

[Jaleez]

hahahahahah awesome!!

[i skim compton]

I'll be hurt if im not invited.

[Jaleez]

you are just buy your own ticket!

[Duffskim]

im turning 16 on june 6th, and ive been thinking about plans as well. i think im gonna bring a bunch of people up to sixflaggs

[Utah]

im turning 16 on june 6th, and ive been thinking about plans as well. i think im gonna bring a bunch of people up to sixflaggs
I hope you're going to car pool. You'll leave much to large of a carbon footprint if you all drive seperately...

[ZapBulletRider]

im turning 16 on june 6th, and ive been thinking about plans as well. i think im gonna bring a bunch of people up to sixflaggs


you should bring five fags


get it?

hahahhahah

[i skim compton]

You need a donkey for your party no one will forget it.

[Jaleez]

you should bring five fags


get it?

hahahhahah


hahahaha that was so stupid zbr it made me laugh

[dlux]

Birthday parties are over rated. Just celebrate your life everyday.

[ZapBulletRider]

faggot.

[dlux]

<3 you too.

But by celebrate your life everyday, I didnt mean a "I love my life" hippyish term. I meant, go out to the bar and get hammered when ever the urge comes, and tell everyone "HEY, ITS MY BIRTHDAY, BUY ME A BEER GOD DAMNIT"

[Jaleez]

<3 you too.

I did mean a "I love my life" hippyish term. i love hippies, and i love love-my-life-partys

i knew it!

[ZapBulletRider]

<3

[dlux]

okay maybe a little. But Id rather go that way than a "I like to sit in a corner, wear black eyeliner and girl jeans" lifestyle.

[Jaleez]

.



oh and zbr, i love you too but change your avatar i still cant get used to you having a new avatar

[dlux]

I am just thuroughly misunderstoond on this matter. I quit.

[ZapBulletRider]

l8=====D

[Jaleez]

I am just thuroughly misunderstoond on this matter. I quit.


maybe thats true, but hey im dutch you cant blame me :D
when i translate things for myself most of the time sarcasm etc gets lost