SkimOnline Festivus: Airing of Grievances

[ZapBulletRider]

I just had an idea, in honor of Festivus, we should have an airing of grievances, where we basically roast each other. All in good fun, of course. We could have a thread for each user and just rip into them. It could get interesting.

[ZapBulletRider]

The thread title would adhere to a standard, like "Skimonline Festivus: <username>"

[Luff]

Could bring tons o' laughs. Sounds like a good idea to me.

[ZapBulletRider]

or maybe it's a shitty idea

[Derek Makekau]

i love you, whit.

[Luff]

Damn it Whit...

[Mapdash]

this is going to lead to tears and many cyber fights.......lets do it!

[Chrith]

im all for it. i would be afraid to say anything about dale though

[ZapBulletRider]

why, because despite hiding behind a blatantly heterosexual and macho avatar, you're really a scared, insecure little boy?

[Chrith]

duh, does hiding behind a blatantly heterosexual and macho avatar make you feel like more of a man since you pick on insecure little boys

[ZapBulletRider]

I'll hide behind D-Rock any day. Especially when he's wearing his "S-face"

[Chrith]

as will i hide behind christina especially since she has a huge rack

[Colon]

why, because despite hiding behind a blatantly heterosexual and macho avatar, you're really a scared, insecure little boy?
Waaaiiit a second, ilikadacaca is not the girl in the avatar? Oh shit.

[Chrith]

ahah i found those pics of asian girls you sent me in PM. i think we were disputing pubes or something

[jake]

wtf is festivus

[ZapBulletRider]

www.stanthecaddy.com

search

[Icej]

When does the feats of strength happen?

[Derek Makekau]

I'll hide behind D-Rock any day. Especially when he's wearing his "S-face"

that shit is patented.

[ZapBulletRider]

When does the feats of strength happen?

I thought about this, but couldn't work out the logistics...

[samcollett]

i'm so down for this.

[jake]

alright who should we do first?

[samcollett]

whit.


or me.




or maybe iwantazap.


or maybe jonny.

[jake]

i'd be down for it.

someone like luff would be too easy. that, and the fact we air our grievances about him anyways

[narwhal]

I say we vote on the user and it changes every week.

I vote Ken for the first week.

[samcollett]

i second that.

[Chrith]

someone make a poll for the people.

[narwhal]

I think ZBR should be the chairman because it was his idea.

So he picks the candidates.

[Luff]

i'd be down for it.

someone like luff would be too easy. that, and the fact we air our grievances about him anyways

I get roasted daily. It probably wouldn't even be fun.

[samcollett]

yeah. we can have the greivance committee. zbr will be chairman.

[unorthadox]

get out the aluminum pole.

[DjMattyD]

Quit crying and fight your father.

[Walruz996]

haha, you and your ideas whit..

[Scrub]

this is going to be amazingly fun.

[Chrith]

just like your mom

[jake]

i think i have a good first candidate:

chrith?

seconded?

[Walruz996]

I'm gonna with Jake as first.

[Luff]

Jake would be good.

[didj prophet]

it's a festivus miracle!

[jake]

fine ill go first

but, luff just posted this in a myspace bulletin.

"16. Would you kiss someone of the same sex?
For a large sum of money I might contemplate it."

worthy of a thread, no. hilarious, yes.

[samcollett]

the only thing to roast jake with is the fact that he's a poser redneck.

[Walruz996]

Yeah, that would get old pretty fast.

[Chrith]

just go pretend to fuck your cousin and tell your other poser redneck friends about it.

wait did it start

[Walruz996]

Does jake need to pretend?

[jake]

hahahaha

[Luff]

fine ill go first

but, luff just posted this in a myspace bulletin.

"16. Would you kiss someone of the same sex?
For a large sum of money I might contemplate it."

worthy of a thread, no. hilarious, yes.

If I could become a milionaire for just kissing a dude, I'd do it.

And shut up, you said you would sell your fucking left nut for like 25 grand.

[samcollett]

no. we're going to make threads for every roast.

[jake]

i dont need it
and like was like 150

[Luff]

Oh, and it said kiss not make out lolz.

[Luff]

i dont need it
and like was like 150

Jakey-poo is a big boy and has a job now!

[jake]

Jakey-poo is a big boy and has a job now!

yeah. some of us NEED jobs.

[Luff]

yeah. some of us NEED jobs.

Like me. You read my bulletin, you should know htis.

[jake]

if youve been able to drive for 2 years and havent had to have a job to pay for gas, insurance.... you dont need a job

[Luff]

I am incredibly lucky that my parents pay for both of those (as long as I don't get a ticket, cause an accident, good grades, or anything). Sometimes in the summer I have to pay for gas because that's when I use the car solely for myself. During the school year I burn a ton of gas because it takes me a good 20-30 minutes to get to school (private school).

I also have to do random shit my mom tells me to do a lot, but that's not big deal.

Oh, by da way, I've only been driving for a year. Actually, not even that long. I got my license mad late, nearly a year late.

[narwhal]

Way to hijack a thread guys.

[Luff]

Any time.

[samcollett]

wow.

[Walruz996]

sam.

[samcollett]

yes?

[Blak_skimmer220]

haha this will be sick

[Walruz996]

yes?

I dunno. How's that house coming along?

[samcollett]

slow.

[Walruz996]

Ah.

[steve-o]

good idea? yes.