chew on this

[steve-o]

so i just ate a popsicle and was left with this thought:


"what's more dangerous than pulling a shark's tooth?"



answer later.

[ZapBulletRider]

having sex without a condom

(they're educational popsicles)

[omi one]

bada bump

[ZapBulletRider]

so hard to put a rimshot into words....

[DjMattyD]

Tulips on your organ?

[ZapBulletRider]

a brown-out?

[omi one]

Tulips on your organ?
How is that more dangerous than pulling sharks teeth? Are you gay or something?

[DjMattyD]

How is that more dangerous than pulling sharks teeth? Are you gay or something?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projecting

[ZapBulletRider]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overhead_projector

[omi one]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projecting
I should rephrase that... Name one person, gay or straight, that doesn't like tulips on their organs.

[DjMattyD]

I see.

[ZapBulletRider]

Howie Mandel.

[DjMattyD]

I should rephrase that... Name one person, gay or straight, that doesn't like tulips on their organs.

tu·lip P Pronunciation Key (tlp, ty-)
n.
Any of several bulbous plants of the genus Tulipa, native chiefly to Asia and widely cultivated for their showy, variously colored flowers.
The flower of any of these plants.

or·gan P Pronunciation Key (ôrgn)
n.
Music.
An instrument consisting of a number of pipes that sound tones when supplied with air and a keyboard that operates a mechanism controlling the flow of air to the pipes. Also called pipe organ.
Any one of various other instruments, such as the electronic organ, that resemble a pipe organ either in mechanism or sound.

yeah they are great.....



basically tulips on your organ is the punchline to: "what is better than roses on your piano?"

[omi one]

"what is better than roses on your piano?"
I still don't get some American jokes...
My fault.

[ZapBulletRider]

what's better than a shrub on your rooster?

[DjMattyD]

two lips on your penis?

[Chrith]

a bush on your cock?

[ZapBulletRider]

I'm so surprised somebody got that one.


these are fun...

What's worse than an oyster in your crab pot?

[Chrith]

a crab in your oyster pot

[ZapBulletRider]

hahahah that was inadvertent, I meant "a clam on your rod"
but that works too

what's worse than a burrito on your hamburger?

[Chrith]

your meat in a taco

[ZapBulletRider]

close, a taco on your hot dog


what's worse than a cut on your ring

[Chrith]

damn whit you got me on this one

[ZapBulletRider]

a slit on your dong

[ZapBulletRider]

yeah, that was bad, I know

what's worse than a canine on your Jane?

[Chrith]

a pussy on your dick

[ZapBulletRider]

nicely done

what's worse than a mustard lollipop?

[Chrith]

damn i should get like riddle master title.

this one is a tuffy

[ZapBulletRider]

a ketchup popsicle

[Chrith]

whats the worst part about eating a vegitable?

[ZapBulletRider]

deepthroating a celery stick.

[Chrith]

eating the wheelchair

[ZapBulletRider]

hahaha

what's the best part about going down on your mom?

[Chrith]

coming up with a mouth full?

[ZapBulletRider]

free meal AND floss

[ZapBulletRider]

what do you call a blind dinosaur?

[omi one]

OK stop!!
That was nasty.

[Chrith]

what do you call a blind dinosaur?

lik-a-lot-apus

[ZapBulletRider]

a do-ya-think-he-saurus





courtesy of Jurassic Park

[steve-o]

what do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?

also from Jurassic Park

[dan.nj]

a do-ya-think-he-saurus





courtesy of Jurassic Park

Nice jurassic park reference.

[Icej]

What do you call a deaf dog with no legs?

[ZapBulletRider]

what do you call a blind dinosaurs dog?

also from Jurassic Park

do-ya-think-he-saurus Rex