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Colon
01-17-2012, 11:22 AM
Seeing as how little I've been using mine lately I would take the 7.5 mil. You?


A former Navy servicemember was awarded $7.5 million by an El Cajon jury in a settlement from an injury that shortened the man's penis, permanently injuring him as a result of a motorcycle crash.

The accident occurred when Matthew Wall, 23, collided with a shuttle van from the Rancho Auto Group, a subsidiary of Group 1 Automotive, causing the injury that would eventually shorten his penis by nearly one inch. At the time, Wall was an active duty noncommissioned Navy officer.
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A representative from Group 1 Automotive said they would repeal the ruling and did not comment further on the case.

Attorneys for Wall say the motorcycle accident occurred as he was turning left on Saint Charles Street onto Lytton Street when the shuttle truck turned in front of the Navy officer, causing his Harley-Davidson to crash into the moving vehicle. Wall suffered a crushed public ramus bone including a catastrophic injury sustained to his penis.

The injury was treated with reconstructive surgery but resulted in a loss of 1.5 inches to his penis lenth including nerve damage.

Shuttle driver Pedro Flores Miramontes was not a U.S. citizen and was driving on an expired license. Miramonte never received formal shuttle bus driver's training.

packman4902
01-17-2012, 11:31 AM
Losing the inch.5 isnt the thing that scares me as much as the "nerve damage"...

But with that being said, for 7.5 mil i would still take this trade in a heartbeat.

Chrith
01-17-2012, 11:35 AM
i gave that bitch my micropenis. bitches love micro penis'

Colon
01-17-2012, 11:42 AM
I had a hilarious poll attached but apparently you can't add a poll if you don't post the thread in 5 minutes or less. What can I say, I was multitasking. By 'multitasking' I mean masturbating to a yoga video.

oatmeal
01-17-2012, 12:26 PM
that's my whole penis

huffy
01-17-2012, 01:07 PM
For 7.5 mil you could probably go buy a whole new Dick.

skimfl
01-17-2012, 01:18 PM
Is this 1.5" of length or width?

Socraticskim
01-17-2012, 01:23 PM
He must have had a really bad rash *da dum tis*

sealice aka lone ranger
01-17-2012, 01:36 PM
He must have had a really bad rash *da dum tis*

what the fück are you talking about?

$ilky $kim
01-17-2012, 02:00 PM
Well his dick is 1.5 inches shorter, so at least now he has a good reason to ride a motorcycle.

WSMassiv
01-17-2012, 02:02 PM
if this happened to me, I would have to downgrade to magnums

NYZ
01-17-2012, 02:03 PM
money + short dick = get bitches

money + from dick accident = same bitches

Logan
01-17-2012, 02:28 PM
-how did you get make this fortune?
--because harley davidson
-you work for them?
--because i lost some dick

Socraticskim
01-17-2012, 06:30 PM
what the fück are you talking about?

Intentionally bad pun poking fun at the puns that are soon to come.

skimiks
01-17-2012, 06:55 PM
i bet this was a real boner in his day

vicskim76
01-17-2012, 06:55 PM
Intentionally bad pun poking fun at the puns that are soon to come.

Do you know how puns work?

vicskim76
01-17-2012, 06:56 PM
That's what he gets for riding a crotch rocket.

skimiks
01-17-2012, 07:01 PM
That's what he gets for riding a crotch rocket.


Attorneys for Wall say the motorcycle accident occurred as he was turning left on Saint Charles Street onto Lytton Street when the shuttle truck turned in front of the Navy officer, causing his Harley-Davidson to crash into the moving vehicle. Wall suffered a crushed public ramus bone including a catastrophic injury sustained to his penis.

lol. would have been good

dukiedude13
01-18-2012, 12:05 AM
Cant decide who got the better deal in this... But I guess the guy's the true weiner

WSMassiv
01-18-2012, 06:16 AM
He won't be going dong that road on a motorcycle ever again.

waddsworth
01-18-2012, 06:41 AM
That's got to have a serious impact on that semen.

SkimNate
01-18-2012, 07:34 AM
pun threads suck.