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MVskim
07-17-2011, 12:57 AM
So my friend thinks that since i have a navy blue bottom color that my board is slow... I don't know where he got this information but im just trying to verify that red and white bottoms arent "faster" skimboards.

Toggaf
07-17-2011, 01:05 AM
lol

Gnartist
07-17-2011, 01:05 AM
It's an ongoing joke that red is faster. Use your head, and I'm sure you'll find out that navy blue is faster.

zeus
07-17-2011, 09:47 AM
i have a red bottom and ive been injured for a few weeks now

Addicted2Skimin
07-17-2011, 10:00 AM
Red is the fastest color, BUT IT IS TOO FAST and don't take this warning lightly. Even pro skimboarders don't ride Red boards because they are too dangerous and cause you to lose balance because you cannot hold your rail in the water.

Blue of course is a more beginner bottom, and slower, I consider it the best bottom to learn on and I think many would agree with me.

White and all the other common colors are what we call the "Norms" in terms of board speed, none of the rest of these colors are particularly faster than the other, and are the colors preferred by all skimboarders. They are completely dependent on your run speed, and drop.

Any other questions? Everyone above me, shut the fuck up, let a man troll.

What a bunch of crap...

Jim Gordon
07-17-2011, 10:06 AM
Yeah, the red pigment in the resin makes the bottom more slippery than any-other color. Red FTW!

Edit: More info. The most emotionally intense color, red stimulates a faster heartbeat and breathing. Which = more speed and we all know speed is everything when skimming.


If you believe this, I have some swap land I'll sell you.

Phenom
07-17-2011, 10:13 AM
Red

Luff
07-17-2011, 11:55 AM
yea i started off with a blue board to get used to skimming. you know, didnt want to be going too fast and fall and hurt myself. now that im done with that board with one of the norms.

if you want a red board, make sure you get a red top and offset it with a norm color on the bottom!

unless youre just a badass, then go all red.

CaboWabo
07-17-2011, 11:58 AM
I'm currently riding a yellow bottomed Dude!Cruise and find even that is almost TOO fast. I would avoid any colors such as Red/Orange/Yellow if you want to have an injury free skimboarding experience.

TobySan
07-17-2011, 12:11 PM
Green is faster!! Come on guys.. you KNOW Green is where its at!!!!

Jim Gordon
07-17-2011, 12:12 PM
Now that I'm getting up in the years, I no longer ride a red board. =(
Yes.....green is fast, but I still think red is faster.

Addicted2Skimin
07-17-2011, 12:13 PM
Why is everyone so afraid of going fast???

Jim Gordon
07-17-2011, 06:23 PM
Why is everyone so afraid of going fast???

You can get hurt!

vicskim76
07-17-2011, 07:06 PM
Why is everyone so afraid of going fast???

Clearly you have never ridden a red board so don't try to tell this kid, who is new to skimming, to do it. He seriously could get hurt.

V.Glez93
07-17-2011, 11:22 PM
Red is the fastest color, BUT IT IS TOO FAST and don't take this warning lightly. Even pro skimboarders don't ride Red boards because they are too dangerous and cause you to lose balance because you cannot hold your rail in the water.

Blue of course is a more beginner bottom, and slower, I consider it the best bottom to learn on and I think many would agree with me.

White and all the other common colors are what we call the "Norms" in terms of board speed, none of the rest of these colors are particularly faster than the other, and are the colors preferred by all skimboarders. They are completely dependent on your run speed, and drop.

Any other questions? Everyone above me, shut the fuck up, let a man troll.

jajaja you really help new skimboarders (': but what if the bottom of my board is white black and red? :eek:

Rusty
07-18-2011, 12:02 AM
A few years ago this legendary shaper experimented in his mom's basement, formulating a precise combination of pantone colors on the bottom of his board. A hush went over the beach as he prepared to test his theories. The local fire truck was on the scene, but sadly the board exploded upon impact with the water and no trace of him was ever found. Kids, research your color combos, your life may depend on it!

penguinofsleep
07-18-2011, 11:59 AM
while some of these guys just sound like they are joking around, red really is serious business.

such serious business that it even spills over into other sports. there is a reason the guy in red wins more often than the guy in blue:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/05/0518_050518_redsports.html
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,570918,00.html

skinnyskim
07-18-2011, 12:13 PM
I once rode red but the fear it struck in my heart hasnt healed yet...been riding navy blue bottom ever since

jrskimboarder
07-18-2011, 12:22 PM
One day I was at the beach and riding a norm white board when a person came over with a red board he was claiming it was faster and I said to him your joking...right and he said try it your self I did everything the same and I went so fast I fell and broke my wrist.

ejb
07-19-2011, 12:59 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gVLtfykhIic/TdJcaYhXMJI/AAAAAAAABZo/XufVddKfJbU/s400/Retard.jpg

nukka-cp
07-19-2011, 02:19 PM
i'm selling a red bottom board, really fast really fun m/s 5/8 hybrid $100 u pay shipping

SDSkim
07-19-2011, 03:15 PM
Clearly you have never ridden a red board so don't try to tell this kid, who is new to skimming, to do it. He seriously could get hurt.

none of your boards have been red.

John_SD
07-19-2011, 05:15 PM
none of your boards have been red.

my boards red

jrskimboarder
07-19-2011, 05:43 PM
my boards red

dare devil

vicskim76
07-19-2011, 06:10 PM
none of your boards have been red.

Where did I state that one was?

everskim
07-20-2011, 03:12 AM
I heard a rumor that UST are banning red boards from competition in 2012 and manufacturers will be charging 12.5% more for red boards.

TobySan
07-20-2011, 05:14 AM
Clearly you have never ridden a red board so don't try to tell this kid, who is new to skimming, to do it. He seriously could get hurt.

My red vic is red on top and on bottom. Crazy fast!

TobySan
07-20-2011, 05:15 AM
Clearly you have never ridden a red board so don't try to tell this kid, who is new to skimming, to do it. He seriously could get hurt.

My red vic is red on top and on bottom. Crazy fast!

jrskimboarder
07-20-2011, 06:31 AM
My red vic is red on top and on bottom. Crazy fast!

How are you still Alive?

Jim Gordon
07-20-2011, 08:07 AM
My red vic is red on top and on bottom. Crazy fast!


How are you still Alive?

Anyone who puts it on the top & bottom must be nuts! :eek:

jrskimboarder
07-20-2011, 09:23 AM
Anyone who puts it on the top & bottom must be nuts! :eek:

Yea imagine running into a jetty with a all red board:eek:

TobySan
07-20-2011, 02:12 PM
oh yeah..... im crazy craaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!! (then I added EELSNOT!) SPEED DEMON!! oh yeahhhh!!!

MVskim
07-21-2011, 08:27 PM
I cant even tell if this is all BS because some people seem so legit? why would it matter i dont understand the color in relation with the speeds?

Hud DA Stud
07-21-2011, 09:48 PM
Spray paint over your navy bottom with red paint and your speed problem will be solved.

skimiks
07-21-2011, 09:54 PM
while some of these guys just sound like they are joking around, red really is serious business.

such serious business that it even spills over into other sports. there is a reason the guy in red wins more often than the guy in blue:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/05/0518_050518_redsports.html
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,570918,00.html


Hill and Barton got the idea for their study study out of a mutual interest in the evolution of sexual signals in primates—"red seems to be the color, across species, that signals male dominance and testosterone levels," Barton said.

this is the reason i am always full mast when i skim a red board

Jim Gordon
07-21-2011, 11:20 PM
oh yeah..... im crazy craaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!! (then I added EELSNOT!) SPEED DEMON!! oh yeahhhh!!!

One of my team riders tried eelsnot and said it really does work (God help him if he had a red bottom).:eek: He only rides waves though, anyone try eelsnot on rails?

jmckenzie
07-22-2011, 04:09 PM
i busted the back of my ankle one time...... put the blood on the bottom of my board ........made it faster case closed...

Super Toaster
07-22-2011, 05:16 PM
My uncle used to go skimboarding with me all the time, then he got a red board, now he eats out of a tube.

zeus
07-22-2011, 06:05 PM
That's a lie, the red needs to be infused with the resin to bring the speed out

ilovetoskim
07-24-2011, 06:04 PM
i skimmed my way out of the womb, and lemme tell you, i wouldnt have made it if i hadn't been on a red board...

Favreault
07-24-2011, 11:19 PM
They found a red board next to Amy Winehouse's body. And 10 kilos of Cocaine.

nasolovesyou
07-25-2011, 01:48 AM
ahh too soon? red really is killer though :/

TheNorthCoaster
07-26-2011, 06:38 AM
this is priceless

MVskim
07-26-2011, 11:34 AM
Im just gonna skim and not worry about it haha.

WSMassiv
07-26-2011, 01:48 PM
I skim a clear bottom board. I go so fast you can't even see me.

Jim Gordon
07-26-2011, 02:19 PM
That's a lie, the red needs to be infused with the resin to bring the speed out

At last ^.........someone who knows what they are talking about! The reason for this is......red pigment seems to make the resin softer than other colors. what a bunch of crap!

ploopy
07-26-2011, 02:51 PM
my bottoms blue, maybe thats why i cant catch waves

Jim Gordon
07-26-2011, 06:14 PM
my bottoms blue, maybe thats why i cant catch waves
My eight ball just said.........YES DEFINITELY!