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sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 12:58 PM
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ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

There are some things that you should know:

1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually and physically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not to have to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.

3. If you will confess to Jesus Christ that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior, accept Him as Lord and Savior and believe in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead you will be saved.

Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”

Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.."

You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for your sins and save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.
Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JESUS CHRIST DIED ON THE CROSS AND ROSE FROM THE DEAD FOR YOUR SINS?

ARE YOU WILLING TO TURN TO JESUS CHRIST FOR SALVATION?

4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior please humble yourself before God and pray this prayer to Him from your heart:

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that You died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, save me, take me to be with You when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."
If you prayed that prayer to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

vicskim76
08-11-2010, 01:00 PM
Really?

CaboWabo
08-11-2010, 01:02 PM
Hooray for large groups of people believing in mythological beings!

...oh wait.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 01:02 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs516.ash1/30418_1295419261591_1113600031_31464385_3734704_n. jpg

ray
08-11-2010, 01:06 PM
who is this army guy?

purplegrape
08-11-2010, 01:08 PM
im too lazy to read all that

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 01:08 PM
who is this army guy?

look at his fucking name tag you fucking retard...seriously what the fuck man....fucking stupid asshole.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 01:09 PM
im too lazy to read all that

hell- it's where you're going.:mad:

purplegrape
08-11-2010, 01:11 PM
hell- it's where you're going.:mad:

haha ok

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 01:12 PM
my dicks bigger than yours

TheSeaCowww
08-11-2010, 01:18 PM
wtf

tommygallagher
08-11-2010, 01:21 PM
pretty much to the point. well said.

ray
08-11-2010, 01:23 PM
geez guy...............and what does this army guy have to do with church stuff?

BART
08-11-2010, 01:29 PM
everything when you belong to the Church of Awesome.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 01:30 PM
geez guy...............and what does this army guy have to do with church stuff?


...fuck...you. seriously. yes i know its confusing, but lifes confusing- figure it out.

cramikid
08-11-2010, 01:32 PM
my two cents- they would have never 'wasted' nails when it came to crusifying people back then, jesus may have died on a STAKE, or even a tree, but the cross as we know it is a simple idol, therfor 'pagan' according to the bible, although I own a sterling silver one I know better. Insert Dane Cook joke here.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 01:35 PM
http://socaldem.smugmug.com/Other/GIFs/tetris-jesus/621364_KCEBN-O-2.gif

GOD
08-11-2010, 01:42 PM
feel free to PM me. I will tell you if you are allowed in my house again.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 01:57 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs041.ash2/35406_412912252892_551777892_4716331_2561046_n.jpg

l3laze
08-11-2010, 02:17 PM
what the fuck....... Dont need to get up on haterade, but jesus isnt real..... neither is the easter bunny or santa...

Wake up call?

if you would like to get started on a random debate on this with NO facts then whatever..... but really religion pisses me off, IMO its just people relying on someone else to take care of them, or lighten the load of life...or just gives false hope...
(i.e. "my cat went missing so i prayed for it to come back"..... BITCH YOUR CAT WILL COME BACK WHEN IT WANTS TO.)


Get yourself some inner strength, believe you can do all that you want and you can be your own god!(alpha male damnit!)
nahhh really though, man up.


and sorry if this comes a little harsh but i work with the public and i get all kinds of crazies, especially the religous nuts...
so when i try to get away and jump on SOMB and see this shit.... you gotta be kidding.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 02:21 PM
im going to fuck you up.

Noodles
08-11-2010, 02:23 PM
Did this guy send you a message on myspace or something?

ray
08-11-2010, 02:24 PM
this thread may end up good

zeus
08-11-2010, 02:24 PM
http://www.medioambiente.net/wp-content/uploads/lemur.jpg

zeus
08-11-2010, 02:25 PM
and that guy is definately a mine sweeper

tommygallagher
08-11-2010, 02:39 PM
There's proof that jesus existed in time and that he was he crusified, but there is no proof of him being the son of God. Thats where the faith aspect comes in, because even if he is the son of god, theres literally no way TO prove it.
Believers believe. Hatters Hat

Applesauce
08-11-2010, 02:50 PM
This thread needs to be crucified. lolwut.

l3laze
08-11-2010, 02:54 PM
haha fuck me up over the internet.... your one of those huh, as i said, if you would like to have an informative debate(GoodLuck:-D) then lets have at it..

till then have fun waiting for gifts from santa to be left under your tree...

P.S.... are you one of those annoying people that knock on my door trying to get me to join your clan- er.... church?

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 02:58 PM
haha fuck me up over the internet.... your one of those huh, as i said, if you would like to have an informative debate(GoodLuck:-D) then lets have at it..

till then have fun waiting for gifts from santa to be left under your tree...

P.S.... are you one of those annoying people that knock on my door trying to get me to join your clan- er.... church?

no im the kind that knocks on your door then busts a nut on yo bitch ass face

bitch ass.


bitch.

you dont want to fuck with me.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:02 PM
plus i get way more pussy than you. check out my threads faggot

http://skimonline.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15716

http://skimonline.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39617

http://skimonline.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39907

aint got shit on me you ugly ass busted fag. i be pullin' sooooo much pussy.

http://skimonline.com/forum/image.php?u=151&dateline=1281117626&type=profile

l3laze
08-11-2010, 03:03 PM
you know, for some reason after reading your posts, i get the image of that thug life kid everyone just flamed a few days ago.. grow up, stop feeding your internet ego that no one cares about and get a REAL life....

and if you want to meet in person that would be bad news for you. busting a faggot nut or not.

well hey..... you could always pray right...aahahaha, im done.

tbell
08-11-2010, 03:05 PM
look at his fucking name tag you fucking retard...seriously what the fuck man....fucking stupid asshole.


hell- it's where you're going.:mad:


my dicks bigger than yours


...fuck...you. seriously. yes i know its confusing, but lifes confusing- figure it out.


im going to fuck you up.


no im the kind that knocks on your door then busts a nut on yo bitch ass face

bitch ass.


bitch.

you dont want to fuck with me.


Quite the amount of hatred for someone who thinks they are going to heaven.

dukiedude13
08-11-2010, 03:05 PM
no im the kind that knocks on your door then busts a nut on yo bitch ass face

bitch ass.


bitch.

you dont want to fuck me.


http://www.youtube.com/v/IcInPRRfr9E&hl=en_US&fs=1

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:08 PM
you know, for some reason after reading your posts, i get the image of that thug life kid everyone just flamed a few days ago.. grow up, stop feeding your internet ego that no one cares about and get a REAL life....

and if you want to meet in person that would be bad news for you. busting a faggot nut or not.

well hey..... you could always pray right...aahahaha, im done.

fuck you punk ass bitch ill knock your fucking teeth out. check out my well defined pecks and my forearm i'd fuck you up in a hot minute.

punk ass

l3laze
08-11-2010, 03:08 PM
Also... im not sure what your trying to prove on your last post.....

1. you think your pretty? and im ugly never seeing me, regardless i couldnt give a shit.
2. you made a couple threads of made up stories of hooking up with girls when they were really trannies you just couldnt get past second base.
or 3. you look like a 12 yr old homo that shops at aero....

flame on. :-D

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:09 PM
Quite the amount of hatred for someone who thinks they are going to heaven.

are you that ignorant? fucking heathen atheist. i excepted jesus christ as my lord and savior and now i am forgven he died for my sins so now i am pure.


read a fucking book cock jocky.

l3laze
08-11-2010, 03:12 PM
...... dude i dont even think your legally old enough for me to hit back in a fight. LAWL.

tbell
08-11-2010, 03:13 PM
are you that ignorant? fucking heathen atheist. i excepted jesus christ as my lord and savior and now i am forgven he died for my sins so now i am pure.


read a fucking book cock jocky.

You too, it's like 7th grade English. It's "accepted" not "excepted"

I "accepted" Jesus Christ and everyone else "except" you.



So you think that because you accept Jesus that you are free to go around have premarital sex (lol at you pullin pussy), tell everyone you'll fuck them up and cum on there faces. Whatever you say.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:13 PM
Also... im not sure what your trying to prove on your last post.....

1. you think your pretty? and im ugly never seeing me, regardless i couldnt give a shit.
2. you made a couple threads of made up stories of hooking up with girls when they were really trannies you just couldnt get past second base.
or 3. you look like a 12 yr old homo that shops at aero....

flame on. :-D

theyre not made up theyre real bitch ass hater

check it bitch

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs232.snc4/38958_140653232634050_100000681224145_242314_33163 02_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs045.snc4/34613_134329929933047_100000681224145_208318_23103 _n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs531.ash1/31182_118733821492658_100000681224145_141819_18066 7_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs531.ash1/31182_118278314871542_100000681224145_140248_40079 00_n.jpg

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:14 PM
yea thats what i thought, fuck with it puta

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs157.snc3/18476_100666359966071_100000681224145_17235_267900 0_n.jpg

l3laze
08-11-2010, 03:14 PM
^^^^ LOL thats about the ugliest group of bitches with a gay guy that ive EVER seen.
i think 3 out of the 5 have a moustache...

P.S. i fucked your mom :-D

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:16 PM
You too, it's like 7th grade English. It's "accepted" not "excepted"

I "accepted" Jesus Christ and everyone else "except" you.



So you think that because you accept Jesus that you are free to go around have premarital sex (lol at you pullin pussy), tell everyone you'll fuck them up and cum on there faces. Whatever you say.


there you go again, fucking ignorant. H E D I E D F O R O U R S I N S

key word sins idiot. now that i excepted him i am freed of my sins. have fun in hell devil worshipers.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:17 PM
heres the barny version, read up fag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

tbell
08-11-2010, 03:17 PM
there you go again, fucking ignorant. H E D I E D F O R O U R S I N S

key word sins idiot. now that i excepted him i am freed of my sins. have fun in hell devil worshipers.

Damn I just told you that it's "ACCEPTED".

lrn2read.

I'm mean, you know nothing of ANYONE in here so chances are you called more than one person that has ACCEPTED Jesus into their life, a sinner and devil worshiper. But that's on you. Go ahead and judge everyone you like. You aren't worth anyone's time here.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:19 PM
^^^^ LOL thats about the ugliest group of bitches with a gay guy that ive EVER seen.
i think 3 out of the 5 have a moustache...

P.S. i fucked your mom :-D

yea i dont see you posting shit chicken ass hoe fuck nutter butter.

grab them nuts and lets see whos guts youve been all up in.


thats right youre too scared to post yourself and your busted ass hoe.


have fun with AIDS faggot.


seacrest out.:cool:

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:21 PM
Damn I just told you that it's "ACCEPTED".

lrn2read.

I'm mean, you know nothing of ANYONE in here so chances are you called more than one person that has ACCEPTED Jesus into their life, a sinner and devil worshiper. But that's on you. Go ahead and judge everyone you like. You aren't worth anyone's time here.


theres no getting through to people like you, one day youll just have to realize and except the fact youre going to hell. i actually feel sorry for you right now.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:22 PM
fuck with it

tbell
08-11-2010, 03:24 PM
theres no getting through to people like you, one day youll just have to realize and except the fact youre going to hell. I actually feel sorry for you right now.

accepted not excepted

But I'll see you there, ethug.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:26 PM
nope ill be in heven

l3laze
08-11-2010, 03:26 PM
hahaha, and no im not going to put a picture of me up so you can compare our "pecs" faggot.....
theres plenty of jackoff matierial on the web you dont need a picture of me.....

again, you arent going to win, so hit log off now and dont sign back on...... or we will see this thread reach 20 pages of you trying to prove your tiny muscles and your tranny pussy pulling abilities.....

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:29 PM
thats what i thought yous just a scared little bitch with bad teeth and stringy hair. man up and post some pictures scured ass bitch ass dick licker

Richard
08-11-2010, 03:30 PM
Fucking newbz.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:32 PM
#1 youre scared

#2 im going to beat your ass

#3 youre a closet homosexual



none of these characteristics are congruent with that of a young christian soldier.


have fun in HELL

tbell
08-11-2010, 03:32 PM
thats what i thought yous just a scared little bitch with bad teeth and stringy hair. man up and post some pictures scured ass bitch ass dick licker

lol, did you see your hair?

BART
08-11-2010, 03:33 PM
all aboard the noob train

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:33 PM
lol, did you see your hair?

yea baller ass fade with the waves nd the grease. whats your point? bitches love it.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:34 PM
fuck all you haters send your pussy ass threats and other doo doo brown to my face book so we can do this face to face

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000681224145&ref=sgm#!/profile.php?id=100000681224145

tbell
08-11-2010, 03:34 PM
yea baller ass fade with the waves nd the grease. whats your point? bitches love it.

I'm gonna stop, you should too. hahahaha

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:36 PM
fuck you playa aint never gonna quit

$$$****~gettin it 24/7~***$$$


dollar signs bitch

l3laze
08-11-2010, 03:39 PM
.....LOL, i actually believe you were either dropped on your head, or your mom MUST have been on some meth before having you....

damn mexicants.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:41 PM
im not mexican im from Guatemala

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:42 PM
http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346/behcm/GuatemalaFlag.jpg

narwhal
08-11-2010, 03:46 PM
Online religious debates are cool.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:50 PM
its not a debate when its true.

narwhal
08-11-2010, 03:51 PM
Ok.

LAXitives288
08-11-2010, 03:53 PM
When god cures an amputee, i'll eat my shorts.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:54 PM
pagens

LAXitives288
08-11-2010, 03:55 PM
Pagans*

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 03:56 PM
except

RexSkimmer
08-11-2010, 04:09 PM
LOL


Raptor Jesus be with you

zeus
08-11-2010, 04:10 PM
again, you arent going to win, so hit log off now and dont sign back on..

he already won lol

vicskim76
08-11-2010, 04:15 PM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s29/shortballerand1/Oh_he_mad.jpg

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 04:19 PM
what the fuck....... Dont need to get up on haterade, but jesus isnt real..... neither is the easter bunny or santa...

Wake up call?

if you would like to get started on a random debate on this with NO facts then whatever..... but really religion pisses me off, IMO its just people relying on someone else to take care of them, or lighten the load of life...or just gives false hope...
(i.e. "my cat went missing so i prayed for it to come back"..... BITCH YOUR CAT WILL COME BACK WHEN IT WANTS TO.)


Get yourself some inner strength, believe you can do all that you want and you can be your own god!(alpha male damnit!)
nahhh really though, man up.


and sorry if this comes a little harsh but i work with the public and i get all kinds of crazies, especially the religous nuts...
so when i try to get away and jump on SOMB and see this shit.... you gotta be kidding.



im going to fuck you up.



http://piczasso.com/i/u4kk6np.jpg

l3laze
08-11-2010, 04:35 PM
you still havent learned to stop ehh?

is there anything constructive you woule like to add to this debate,
or were you only here to post pictures of girls with moustaches and jizzing on guys faces....

DAMNIT, dont they have a series of tests before they hand people greencards.... imma have to talk to my local politician.

LAXitives288
08-11-2010, 04:37 PM
Someone pass the popcorn

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 04:37 PM
no way...

LAXitives288
08-11-2010, 04:39 PM
Its only because youre mexican, lololol

YellowSnow
08-11-2010, 04:41 PM
most entertaining thread in a while.


but, seriously guys, can't we all just...
http://solotravelerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/coexist1.jpeg

ray
08-11-2010, 04:43 PM
i very much dislike non white people

(guatemalans and mexicans)

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 04:47 PM
thefuck?

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 04:48 PM
haha some of these negs are amazing

l3laze
08-11-2010, 05:37 PM
haha no i started because people dont need to preach religion to others, if you believe in the tooth fairy, you dont need try and force everyone else to as well.....

Im just not going to stop because he is a mexican :)


P.S. Ray is the man.

xsjado916
08-11-2010, 05:51 PM
if they only knew...

purplegrape
08-11-2010, 06:12 PM
im too lazy to read all that

i actually read it all now and l3laze get out of here you newb and that other kid too

Applesauce
08-11-2010, 06:26 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/sfjxwo.jpg

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 06:42 PM
victory.

i didnt even try that hard this time, shit was so obvious.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 06:44 PM
http://piczasso.com/i/u4kk6np.jpg

yea i look pretty mexican.

penguinofsleep
08-11-2010, 08:07 PM
Damn I just told you that it's "ACCEPTED".

lrn2read.

I'm mean, you know nothing of ANYONE in here so chances are you called more than one person that has ACCEPTED Jesus into their life, a sinner and devil worshiper. But that's on you. Go ahead and judge everyone you like. You aren't worth anyone's time here.


hahaha, and no im not going to put a picture of me up so you can compare our "pecs" faggot.....
theres plenty of jackoff matierial on the web you dont need a picture of me.....

again, you arent going to win, so hit log off now and dont sign back on...... or we will see this thread reach 20 pages of you trying to prove your tiny muscles and your tranny pussy pulling abilities.....

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9053/successfultroll2.jpg



victory.

i didnt even try that hard this time, shit was so obvious.

ya when you are THAT obvious, only OLD interweb pics will do.




edit: to clarify, i am not hating on religion.

Ill Perfection
08-11-2010, 08:24 PM
I'm having serious deja vu right now...this popcorn is delicious

vbskimva
08-11-2010, 08:25 PM
How does no one learn, seriously. Sealice trolls so hard and noobs fall for it.

Only thing that would make this better if ZBR comes rollin' on through and posts Sealices actual shirtless mirror pictures from 06 or 07, I never saved em :(

penguinofsleep
08-11-2010, 08:26 PM
do we have a big ZBR light like the batman light?

Ill Perfection
08-11-2010, 08:30 PM
How does no one learn, seriously. Sealice trolls so hard and noobs fall for it.

Only thing that would make this better if ZBR comes rollin' on through and posts Sealices actual shirtless mirror pictures from 06 or 07, I never saved em :(
I wasn't even a noob and he got me like 6 months ago. S.S. Lone Ranger pulling in another large catch.

YellowSnow
08-11-2010, 09:12 PM
truly an epic troll


.... but, this leaves me with one question: who's facebook is that that you sent us?
you sir, deserve some rep

skimiks
08-11-2010, 09:45 PM
this thread is amazing. truely entertaining. i was like wtf u untill page 3


haha some of these negs are amazing

post em

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 10:09 PM
truly an epic troll


.... but, this leaves me with one question: who's facebook is that that you sent us?
you sir, deserve some rep

funny my last name is actually garcia but im spanish and italian not mexican. ill get these nasty mexican bitches that message me everyonce and awhile saying "hey youre cute" or some BS like that. well I just nabbed one of her friends pages cause he looked like a total tool and used the pics.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 10:11 PM
I wasn't even a noob and he got me like 6 months ago. S.S. Lone Ranger pulling in another large catch.

haha that was a classic. for you i grabbed some pictures from a kid i went to HS with, total nerdy kid that ended up joining the airforce.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 10:13 PM
How does no one learn, seriously. Sealice trolls so hard and noobs fall for it.

Only thing that would make this better if ZBR comes rollin' on through and posts Sealices actual shirtless mirror pictures from 06 or 07, I never saved em :(

one of these? hahaha


http://piczasso.com/i/wa5w30i.JPG

drewC.
08-11-2010, 10:14 PM
to be honest, I lost respect for you sealice when I thought those were your actual pics. my fail

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 10:15 PM
fuck thats big my bad.

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 10:16 PM
hold on we need to find the thread were i got ill perfection. that was so sweet.

bahaha you guys remember michael the lifecaster? fucking epic webcam trolling ownage. i had my dick, balls, asshole, all over that thing.

i bullshit so hard on this thing i dont even know what i consider to be the truth anymore...

Ill Perfection
08-11-2010, 10:25 PM
Might not be worth it because I remember pulling all the pics because two of them started skimming when I was with them and they came on here from time to time.

NCSkim
08-11-2010, 10:27 PM
michael the lifecaster was amazing

benmasters
08-11-2010, 10:56 PM
bahahahaha mchael goetz, lifecaster. i thinkkkkkk i may still have some screens of sealice trolling......

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 10:58 PM
find them!

sealice aka lone ranger
08-11-2010, 10:59 PM
hey but for the record the womanizing thread i just started is legit. no trolling. im still going to get a pic of that girl riding my cock-o-la.

benmasters
08-11-2010, 11:57 PM
ohh godddd....im remembering how obnoxioushe was now..
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7222/dsfsdfs.png

D R
08-12-2010, 05:12 AM
thank you for restoring my faith in the internet sealice

even if you are stupid grunt.

Kyle Willcox
08-12-2010, 06:44 AM
Shit. its over....

now its Bible Time

http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww206/skim4life21/bible2.jpg
http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww206/skim4life21/bible1.jpg
http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww206/skim4life21/bible3.jpg

sealice aka lone ranger
08-12-2010, 08:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/v/tkrbox5QJqU?fs=1

http://twitter.com/michaelgoetz

http://www.michaelgoetzofficial.tk/

http://www.formspring.me/michaelgoetz

http://myspace.com/michaelrobertgoetz

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/pages/Michael-Goetz/230405521276?ref=ts

benmasters
08-12-2010, 09:55 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs305.snc4/40588_422965786276_230405521276_5278966_6830726_n. jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs254.snc4/40050_422966091276_230405521276_5278987_2346355_n. jpg

lolololololol album titled my first photo shoot

drewC.
08-12-2010, 09:59 AM
^ that last picture made me laugh so hard

xenjoiii
08-12-2010, 10:45 AM
Introducing SOMB to Michael the Life Caster = All me.

zeus
08-12-2010, 10:47 AM
cool man

xenjoiii
08-12-2010, 10:49 AM
I was so proud of that thread, and everyone who took part in it so fuck you.

zeus
08-12-2010, 10:52 AM
haha