the un-written rules thread.

[sealice aka lone ranger]

if you find yourself in bed with a chick after a night of heavy drinking and smoking the law states that if morning sex is to go down there is to be no kissing on the lips or anywhere near the mouth area. in fact the preferred position is hitting it from behind. sometimes eye contact can kill the mood once you finally see what you're actually smashing through sober eyes and good lighting.


carry on

[LAXitives288]

The unwritten rule is, if I was heavily intoxicated, I take a look at what I got myself into(pun intended) and decide if a covert escape mission is necessary.

[YellowSnow]

never make eye contact during a devil's three way

never get in a devil's three way

[Mapdash]

You guys realize that these all become written rules now.......

[Steve E]

lololol awesome

[zackisme]

You guys realize that these all become written rules now.......

exactly

[Brian Kniveton]

when a chick takes you home from the bars at 3am after a night of heavy drinking, if her roomate happens knock on the door and walk in, do not, i repeat DO NOT assume it was planned and that she is there to join..

[Applesauce]

Vatican state law forbids any male from kissing a female after she doth receiveth his man juice within her oral orifice.

[potatoes63]

faggot

[LAXitives288]

How the fuck did you get green again?

[tommygallagher]

and with 5 rep power

[potatoes63]

i was only red for like a day. and all i said was faggot. i was trying to make a joke because applesauce said that your not suppose to make out with a girl that just had cum in her mouth.... so i called him gay...... cum tastes good.....you know wat nvm.

["Skeet"]

never go ass to mouth

[xenjoiii]

How the fuck did you get green again?

fixed

[Kude]

with my aids

on that note, don't fuck if has aids

[garrett850]

damnit potatoes fail fail fail again

[LAXitives288]

The unwritten rule is, if I was heavily intoxicated, I take a look at what I got myself into(pun intended) and decide if a covert escape mission is necessary.

To anon negger, suck my balls and learn to sign your negs, pussy.

[SkimNate]

Never talk about other girls in front of choice girl. Unless in a painfully platonic or politely deroatory manner

[The Dtrick]

If you forget her name, just call her thunderkat.

[tommygallagher]

I personally thought "nightrider" would be more appropriate.

[Rob G]

try to remember to take off the condom before passing out. Makes for an awkward awakening

[harshgnar]

All unwritten rules must do with being drunk and banging subpar chicks.

[sealice aka lone ranger]

haha ok tommorrow morning i will more than likely have some more words of wisdom to share. wish me luck.

[TheRealVortex]

never wear a condom.

always make her brush after she had your cock in her mouth befor she kisses you.

because you know where your dick has been.... after a long night of nut butter building from sweat and farts and what not... last thing you want is to taste your own dick

always go ass to mouth

always try and stick ti in her butt no matter what.

no means yes. and yes means yes and stop means yes.

its not rape if shes awake.

never fuck a bitch with small titties or no ass.

you gotta have something to play with and take your mind off of how busted her face is.

sometimes even a bag and the light switch doesnt fix ugly... so make sure noone saw you go in that room with that wookie.

if its not shaved dont go there... it means no one has been there in a long time and the upkeep is horrible. bitch needs to shave that snatch befor you do work on it.

if your wearing a condom make sure you fuck for a while... then break the tip befor you cum. so you dump inside that bitch. chances you wont see her again and you can always change your name or number.

in the morning if you find your self in that bad situation of waking up next to her... pray to god shes hot. but chances shes not so just get your shit and go. "just say hey want something to drink? and never come back

[tommygallagher]

i sense copy and paste. ken isnt allowed to be funny

[sealice aka lone ranger]

holy shit im pulling the "hey want a drink?" and never coming back move asap.

[TheRealVortex]

i sense copy and paste. ken isnt allowed to be funny

gotta get it how you live