just desserts?

[bucka]

soooo i got tp'd. bunch of girls did it, not a big deal. I'm sick of getting tp'd though, so the day after, around noon, i posted a FB status saying "fucking broke my ankle getting tp off my roof". stirred the pot a bit, some people responded with concern, none of the perps though. followed that status up with a mobile update saying "now i need surgery to pin my ankle back together, this is just TOO great." Pretty sure they're all freaking the fuck out, still haven't told them i'm LOL jk-ing. do i tell them or do i play it out?

[mjs]

ankle infected, possible amputation.

but really just keep this shit going as long as possible

[murphylee]

play it out. been in similar scenarios and the reward for patience is amazing

[blake1007]

Increase their guilt level gradually, then dick slap them across the face. Keep us posted.

[SDSkim]

then rule 1.

[xsjado916]

posed party/group picture with some sort of cast/splint/crutches, upload to fb, perpetuation....

[Chrith]

get some crutches and a cast dealie, go to the emergency room and take a picture in there and post it.

[Kyle Willcox]

get some crutches and a cast dealie, go to the emergency room and take a picture in there and post it.

Exactly.... what if someone comes to give a getwell card and your playing soccer outside or some shit?

[jake]

You know how hard you're going to get hit with tp when they find out you're playing them?

But for real, get one of them (or all of them if you're not a pussy) to give you pity sex.

[LetsGetMystical]

Keep going with it for the lulz. If the perps find out your kidding they'll probably TP you again and if they do, wait outside for them and rape them.


edit: let everyone know your taking legal action because the cost of the surgery is so high and that if the perps don't reveal themselves you'll lose your house. do it and post pics of results

[skimiks]

this?
2530

no but serious that is great and keep it going. dont push it too hard or they will know somethings up...

[Michael Fk]

Let this status sit for at least 2 days and definitely fill us in

[megadeth]

Find one of the perps.

Have sex with her without a condom.

http://www.top100youtubevideos.com/thumbs/656/Mz1nQEQ6UAQ_0.jpg

[xsjado916]

let everyone know your taking legal action because the cost of the surgery is so high and that if the perps don't reveal themselves you'll lose your house. do it and post pics of results
no, too out there

no but serious that is great and keep it going. dont push it too hard or they will know somethings up...

Yes, slow and calculated...

[LetsGetMystical]

no, too out there


Yes, slow and calculated...

yea of course the new kid doesn't have a good idea.

[LAXitives288]

No, its just no one likes you and it was a shitty idea.

[GnipGnop]

Haha when they find out you were lying the're going to get you even worse.

What did you do to get TP'd?

[bucka]

Haha when they find out you were lying the're going to get you even worse.

What did you do to get TP'd?

ha yeah thats what i'm afraid of. i'll probably actually break my ankle cleaning up that mess or something.

and i dunno, just exist as my general studly self i suppose.

[lil chuck]

But for real, get one of them (or all of them if you're not a pussy) to give you pity sex.

is that what you do with your sister?

[tommygallagher]

lol

[jake]

lil chuck youre a bitch. you arent even part of the whole "redneck jokes" faggot.

[lil chuck]

lol you mad

[lil chuck]

lyou arent even part of the whole "redneck jokes" faggot.

wtf does this even mean?

seriously...say this out loud...it makes no sense.


im not part of the ""redneck jokes" ???

[bucka]

DAMMIT

one of my friends who is in on this somehow let slip to the girls that i'm bullshitting them. mother. fucker.

[RUM_RUNNER]

:( Flaccid Thread

[SkimNate]

http://en.spongepedia.bimserver2.com/images/thumb/e/ee/Anchovies.jpg/180px-Anchovies.jpg

WAH WAH WAH

[drewC.]

Damn my first initial impression was right. No way to keep good shit like that secret

[zeus]

wtf does this even mean?

seriously...say this out loud...it makes no sense.


im not part of the ""redneck jokes" ???

a select group of people who always made redneck jokes to jake

[Chev]

Its a brotherhood really...

[skimiks]

http://en.spongepedia.bimserver2.com/images/thumb/e/ee/Anchovies.jpg/180px-Anchovies.jpg

MEEP MEEP MEEP

fixed

[Walruz996]

DAMMIT

one of my friends who is in on this somehow let slip to the girls that i'm bullshitting them. mother. fucker.

Go TP that bastard's house!

[tommygallagher]

actually break his ankle.

[The Dtrick]

Tp their house with fire, gets them everytime.

btw, very nice banksy avitar, have you seen exit through the gift shop?

[bucka]

Tp their house with fire, gets them everytime.

btw, very nice banksy avitar, have you seen exit through the gift shop?

yeah actually i'm a big fan of banksy. definitely my favorite medium of art.

[SkimNate]

fixed

true.

[SOUFLaskima]

dog poop + brown bag + lighter + doorstep = revenge

[lil chuck]

a select group of people who always made redneck jokes to jake

wow lol, jakes even gayer than i thought if he thinks that since only a couple people make redneck jokes towards him that they can only do it lol. and i know ive made redneck jokes towards him before.

[drewC.]

wow lol, jakes even gayer than i thought if he thinks that since only a couple people make redneck jokes towards him that they can only do it lol. and i know ive made redneck jokes towards him before.

you also have a quote from chev's fail thread in your sig...

[tommygallagher]

and?

[lil chuck]

you also have a quote from chev's fail thread in your sig...

your point?

[SkimNate]

jake you're a redneck and have no teeth and drive a truck.

[lil chuck]

dude.. you're not in the group of people that can make fun of him for being a redneck

[drewC.]

your point?

it makes you a hypocrite by calling jake gay

[lil chuck]

how?

edit: i believe you should make the "by" a "for" in your previous statement.

[drewC.]

No, "by" works fine there. Obviously I hit some nerves since you negged me. I'll use your own line now:

lol u mad

[vicskim76]

No, "by" works fine there. Obviously I hit some nerves since you negged me. I'll use your own line now:

lol u mad

signed in just to neg you.

[jake]

lil chuck. i thought you saw david, crith, ummm maybe sealice and select others from back in the DAY used to make fun of me for being redneck. i thought you just jumped on the bandwagon. if youre just doing it to be a douche... then good guess with which route ot go i guess

[lil chuck]

lil chuck. i thought you saw david, crith, ummm maybe sealice and select others from back in the DAY used to make fun of me for being redneck. i thought you just jumped on the bandwagon. if youre just doing it to be a douche... then good guess with which route ot go i guess

i dont pay enough attention to what certain people do on here.......and i was here BACK in the day too, my name was indialanticskim

[ankskim]

you also have a quote from chev's fail thread in your sig...


cuz that thread was historic

[lil chuck]

No, "by" works fine there. Obviously I hit some nerves since you negged me. I'll use your own line now:

lol u mad

lol why would i be mad that you want to try and bash me because i have something i thought was funny ithat was posted n one of the best threads on somb...that was the only thing you could think of and were probly hoping other people would back you up. nice try though