Fun on craigslist

[The Dtrick]

so when i post something on craigslist i get 140 emails to people asking me stupid shit about my post. So i decided it might be fun to finally be one of them. Still waiting on their reply.

The post

Title: Horse Painting - $800.

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/art/1726172858.html



my email to them.
hey im glad to email you i have a question about your horse painting!
I have a 3 year old horse named Hiroshima and im really not a fan of her dull brown color, i noticed that you did horse painting for 800 dollars and i was wondering what color options you had? Ive never heard of this before and im excited at the opportunity to finally make Hiroshima appear how i always wanted her too. The horse is the bomb but i really want to change her appearing and i think horse painting might be my best option! Would i have to sedate her in order for you guys to do your work? Also how long with the painting last? Im willing to pay you triple if your able to paint her mulitple colors!

Thanks im looking forward to your response.

[jesse]

lol.

[lil chuck]

holy shit that is awsome

[Joey Peters]

lol +1

[The Dtrick]

Chula vista is the most mexican of mexican places in san diego, odds are they will respond and honestly say they will paint my horse.

edit: they call it chulajuana

["Skeet"]

Ive never heard of this before and im excited at the opportunity to finally make Hiroshima appear how i always wanted her too

I was chuckling pretty hard but then this made me stop . . . One of my biggest pet peeves
still funny though!

[The Dtrick]

I was chuckling pretty hard but then this made me stop . . . One of my biggest pet peeves
still funny though!

had to throw some errors in there or it would not have seemed real.

Im most proud of the fact that my horse Hiroshima is the bomb.

[noahb]

lmao, cant wait to read there reply

[Shawn Kenny]

lmao, cant wait to read there reply

their*

[tommygallagher]

was just thinking that, scrolled down and you beat me to the punch.
and lol at your horse Hiroshima being "the bomb" ahahaha

[Shawn Kenny]

so when i post something on craigslist i get 140 emails to people asking me stupid shit about my post. So i decided it might be fun to finally be one of them. Still waiting on their reply.

The post

Title: Horse Painting - $800.

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/art/1726172858.html



my email to them.
hey im glad to email you i have a question about your horse painting!
I have a 3 year old horse named Hiroshima and im really not a fan of her dull brown color, i noticed that you did horse painting for 800 dollars and i was wondering what color options you had? Ive never heard of this before and im excited at the opportunity to finally make Hiroshima appear how i always wanted her too. The horse is the bomb but i really want to change her appearing and i think horse painting might be my best option! Would i have to sedate her in order for you guys to do your work? Also how long with the painting last? Im willing to pay you triple if your able to paint her mulitple colors!

Thanks im looking forward to your response.

tehheeheh

"Hi

my name is Harry i am from currituck, north carolina i have a horse named Nagaski, she was burned when she was a pony, and i was wondering if you could paint the bald burn spot. She means the world to me and it would be the bomb! if you could make her look like a pretty pony again. Respond ASAP the sooner the better

Thanks, Harry"

[tommygallagher]

ahahaha

[The Dtrick]

no response yet. if they dont answer by tommorow, ill call and record.

[Logan Sabo]

wow laughed my ass off. its perfect how he says horse painting in the add instead of paintings, and you were all over it and on point +1

[Shawn Kenny]

Kakawww. Are you a parrot? That sounds just like Dtrizzles....



Harry as in Harry Truman cmon broski light up

[The Dtrick]

someone put my car on craigslist, and a picture of it, i got phone calls lots of em

sounds like an epic joke, ive seen ones where they have done

*free flowers/plants, just come dig them out of my yard*

and posted their annoying neighbors adress.

so rude.

[lil chuck]

someone put my car on craigslist, and a picture of it, i got phone calls lots of em

lmfao really?

[The Dtrick]

what kinda car?

skyline?

i have one of those.








in need for speed underground

[tommygallagher]

sounds like an epic joke, ive seen ones where they have done

*free flowers/plants, just come dig them out of my yard*

and posted their annoying neighbors adress.

so rude.

doing this tomorrow. thank you god

[brett00]

ive read every single one on this site. fucking hilarious

http://dontevenreply.com/

[Applesauce]

ive read every single one on this site. fucking hilarious

http://dontevenreply.com/

Besides High Rise Fridge Delivery this is probably my favorite from that site



Original ad:
FREE COUCH! i have a free plaid couch on the curb outside my house. the address is 39 ******* rd come and get it!

From Mike Anderson to **********@*******.org

Hey. I am tired of driving down ******* and seeing your ugly couch. It is ruining the neighborhood. What the hell were you thinking when you bought that? Nobody is going to want that thing! It better not be there when I drive past tomorrow.

From ************@gmail.com to Me

if you dont like it why dont u come and fuckin get it. tough shit if u dont like seeing it. its only been out there 1 day!

From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com

One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of shit away?

From ************@gmail.com to Me

fuck you buddy! tough shit. drive a different way

From Mike Anderson to ************@gmail.com

I like going that way because it is scenic. Well, at least it was until you put that pile of shit out there. If it is stil there tomorrow, I am going to come back during the night and cement it to your driveway.

From ************@gmail.com to Me

COME AND TRY IT MOTHERFUCKER ILL BE WAITING

[brett00]

easily the handicapped mover

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=39