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Colon
09-15-2009, 02:15 PM
http://www.landofgraciousliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/coyote.jpg

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http://www.pet-pet-blog.net/petpet/wp-content/jessicasimpson_maltipoo_daisy.jpg



As much fun as goofing on Jessica is, I have small dogs so I feel sorry for her...but wtf about a reward? I think she may have misinterpreted the coyote's intentions.


(People.com) -- Jessica Simpson's beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.

Jessica Simpson has created posters with Daisy's image offering a reward for the lost dog.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" she Tweeted.

The message, which also offered a reward, asked that anyone with information about the caramel-colored pup e-mail this address, findingmissdaisy@gmail.com.

A slew of followers left messages for Simpson on Twitter.

"I'm praying that you find her and she was able to defend herself. My heart hurts for you, I'm an animal lover and it's like losing a family member," wrote @healincomfort.

"Pooor thing :( I hope you can find her- I cant believe it," wrote @barbshadow.

Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-colored dog.

ZapBulletRider
09-15-2009, 02:22 PM
damn, first that denim monster eats her fupa and now this? Poor girl...

TheSeaCowww
09-15-2009, 02:33 PM
haha "I hope she was able to defend herself"

Colon
09-15-2009, 02:33 PM
I wonder if you put coyote shit in a plastic bag and gave it to her - would you get the reward?

ZapBulletRider
09-15-2009, 02:47 PM
did you track down that coyote pic yourself?

Colon
09-15-2009, 03:13 PM
I stoled it from the intrawebz.

On second thought maybe the coyote was just horny and pretty soon we'll see a maltipooyote.

ghostsushi
09-15-2009, 03:51 PM
first the swayze and now this ?!!

Andy Schaaf
09-15-2009, 04:27 PM
I wonder if you put coyote shit in a plastic bag and gave it to her - would you get the reward?

haha thats so terrible but hilarious! hahaha

Ill Perfection
09-15-2009, 04:53 PM
A reward for it's return LOL. Just reinforced her fucking idiotic stereotype

Max McColl
09-15-2009, 04:53 PM
/\ i lol'd

SkimNate
09-15-2009, 04:55 PM
i do not feel bad at all.

russianroulette
09-15-2009, 04:56 PM
That wasn't a news report that was just a twitter written well

VISITOR
09-15-2009, 05:45 PM
Too bad Tony Romo wasn't walking it.

Jim Gordon
09-16-2009, 10:32 AM
Coyotes are bad ass, even though they are smaller than a wolf, around here there get as big as a large dog. I have lost a few chickens because of them.

Mapdash
09-16-2009, 12:40 PM
She probably yelled "bear!" or something. Daisy was the brains in that duo.