Better Sibling Syndrome

[Chev]

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[TheVision]

cool story bro

[Glass]

if you didn't live in canada, your bro would prob be skimming and better anyways.. might as well give up and be known as the meth addict, you can at least get all the meth girls that come with the addiction.

[YellowSnow]

wait till you're out of school. Also, making threads like this isn't helping your situation.

[lil chuck]

So i don't know if anyone has something like this on here, my brother was always like the big jock kid good at literally every sport, better than me at everything (except skimming) and literally got will all the hot girls in my grade, and a few below it. I was in grade 11 and every time i would go to the same parties as him, i would see him with all the girls that i wanted to hook up with. It's kind of hard growing up this way because there is a fucking big shadow to get above, and most people are like " Hey, are you blah blah's brother?"

would you like a tampon?

[Shea Benton]

just wait till college where no one knows you, then you can pound snizz on the regular.

[rudym13]

tell your mom your brother isnt sharing any of his pussy

[sealice aka lone ranger]

So i don't know if anyone has something like this on here, my brother was always like the big jock kid good at literally every sport, better than me at everything (except skimming) and literally got will all the hot girls in my grade, and a few below it. I was in grade 11 and every time i would go to the same parties as him, i would see him with all the girls that i wanted to hook up with. It's kind of hard growing up this way because there is a fucking big shadow to get above, and most people are like " Hey, are you blah blah's brother?"


it appears his success is due to the fact he is not a pussy like his little brother.

[Benwa]

take advantage that your his little brother and stop being a girl about it... your brother probably made a thread like this on another forum on asking how to turn my queer brother into a man

[saltwater ninja]

Post some pictures of you and your broher- so we can decide if :
1) you look like a troll or
2) your a social retard

There may be help for you.

[Jaleez]

is he older? cause then it makes sense.

[Ill Perfection]

if you didn't live in canada, your bro would prob be skimming and better anyways.. might as well give up and be known as the meth addict, you can at least get all the meth girls that come with the addiction.
Best advice so far.

[skimmybits]

looks like someone is having some trouble wheelin' in the broads. all i have to say after reading your posts from derik's thread is: get that sand out of you vagina, chevraeu.

[lil chuck]

Post some pictures of you and your broher- so we can decide if :
1) you look like a troll or
2) your a social retard

There may be help for you.

QUOTE=Chevreau;835307]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6223/152448.jpg[/QUOTE]

[lil chuck]

are you emo?

[zeus]

no, he is an archer

[Benwa]

were u adopted by any chance?

[shin-n]

legolas?

[zeus]

yes, the archer

[Conrad923]

you should prob get rid of the whole "lord of the rings/ archer look" and stop being such a damn pussy about this by bitching to people over the internet.


oh yeah, canada's gay

[sealice aka lone ranger]

what the fuck is with all the emo queers on the boards lately. fucking grow a sack, become your brothers apprentice and learn the ways of being a man. look at it like this....he has the power and knowledge to transform you from little bitch to hopefully something a bit more respectable.

[zeus]

saltwater ninjaowned

[Glass]

lol saltwater got bannneddddd

[zeus]

he made the other thread with a new name

[Ammy]

to me he look like an elf to me.

[DjMattyD]

QUOTE=Chevreau;835307]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6223/152448.jpg[/QUOTE]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/I1K6FHIeapzcxg7gIuu2TjCWo1_500.jpg
YOU HAVE MY AXE!!!





ps this thread was a suprisingly good flame job from the SOMB bench

[Chev]

Ya, more elfish.

[DJ-NJ]

all the high school kids know who my younger bro is because of me.. pretty sure he enjoys it and isnt crying

[zeus]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/I1K6FHIeapzcxg7gIuu2TjCWo1_500.jpg
YOU HAVE MY AXE!!!





ps this thread was a suprisingly good flame job from the SOMB bench

one of my favorite 4chans

[Indy]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/I1K6FHIeapzcxg7gIuu2TjCWo1_500.jpg
YOU HAVE MY AXE!!!
[/QUOTE]


http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/legolas/Legolas_golden_light.jpgand my BOW

[zeus]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/6223/152448.jpg
and my bow
i win

[DjMattyD]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/89/l_c3707f14072549d8b671214fbcf019a3.jpg
Now I am the one who is winning

[Noodles]

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/legolas/Legolas_golden_light.jpgand my BOW

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc1/Tarox11/EFG.gif
and my fail!

[Chev]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/89/l_c3707f14072549d8b671214fbcf019a3.jpg
Now I am the one who is winning

Dude, that's fucking sick, im making that my wallpaper.

[lil chuck]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/89/l_c3707f14072549d8b671214fbcf019a3.jpg
Now I am the one who is winning

repped

[zeus]

hahahhaa

[Michael Fk]

There's nothing wrong with elves...





































































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[DjMattyD]

There's nothing wrong with elves...





































































http://i31.tinypic.com/anebnl.jpg

that didn't work

[Michael Fk]

/fail :[ just really wanted to use that picture.

[beachbum]

frankly, chev...it sounds like you are jealous of the power of your brothers cock. If I was you I would start taking notes...maybe some Extenze too.

...or dont go to parties with him...

...or get drunk enough to not give a shit...this also helps because soon you will reach a point where settling for the for plan B (chicks a standard below the slam pieces douche bro is reelin in)

[shiznit]

from the looks of things this kids gonna be landing maybe some c chick s or worse.

[CaboWabo]

You have one of two options that beachbum already pointed out. Either:

A) Learn from your bro and start pulling some tail

or

B) Be like me and get so hammered drunk that you don't care that you're not pulling tail

I suggest option A.

[Chev]

Or somehow make B include A?

[RUM_RUNNER]

I usaully opt for B

Chevreau, nope. After 2 or 3 you get progressively worse at pitching woo, even though you feel you get better at it.

[sealice aka lone ranger]

SOMB, i am disappoint.

[CaboWabo]

There's always option C, which is bow up to every dude that talks to the chick you're trying to talk to. That gets them to the sack every time.

[Walruz996]

You have one of two options that beachbum already pointed out. Either:

A) Learn from your bro and start pulling some tail

or

B) Be like me and get so hammered drunk and fight any pussies that dare look at you wrong

I suggest option B. FUCK YEAH TAP OUT!!!

We don't all think this way, Cabo.

[RexSkimmer]

being good in canadian sports doesn't count in real life, except hockey

[Chev]

Well the shitty thing is ya, hes fucking almost pro hockey star.

[lil chuck]

someone is sippin that haterade

[Conrad923]

you should go for other fellow gay canadians such as yourself.

[Ryan Jones]

Yeah, you could always go gay, unless your bro is bi... then you're out of luck.

[Chev]

Gay wont work. Not my thing.

[Conrad923]

your canadian, its bound to work

[Chrith]

so you're not wheeling in the broads

[Chev]

Nope, not, whatever i'm going to the beach soon. Skimboards are like the BEST for attracting hot girl's attention.

[sealice aka lone ranger]

aparently not for you.

[Ill Perfection]

Gay wont work. Not my thing.
lols...He's considered it!

[Glass]

Nope, not, whatever i'm going to the beach soon. Skimboards are like the BEST for attracting hot girl's attention.

yea if you have waves... which canadians don't..

[Conrad923]

Nope, not, whatever i'm going to the beach soon. Skimboards are like the BEST for attracting hot girl's attention.


only if the girls an elf

[Steve E]

being good in canadian sports doesn't count in real life, except hockey


Well the shitty thing is ya, hes fucking almost pro hockey star.

lolololololol


seriously Chev, google South Park: season 11, episode 14. Probably the best episode ever, and Lincoln's advice truly pertains to you.

[$ilky $kim]

Ok serious advice time. First off you should stop being so Canadian. I mean if you can't help it at least have the decency to be a Wayne Gretzky and not a Celine Dion. Seriously I know you're young, but you kinda look like a pussy. Buy a set of clippers, put on the 1/8th attachment, and cut your hair. Look once again, we get it, you're Canadian. Having a lesbian haircut there is like having a bowl haircut in China, but you're supposed to get the butch dyke haircut, not the lesbian librarian assistant. Now that you have a man's haircut it's time to ditch that whack gear. Here are the rules:
#1: If it's a sweater it's okay, if there is a word before or after sweater that shit is gehy. example. Sweater = good, Sweater Vest = ghey
#2: If you have to iron it before you wear it it's ghey. Ironing is for fags, pick that shit up off a floor pile and wear it.
#3: Any shirt that buttons up must be a regular fabric (no more texture then a polo shirt) and can be either solid color or plaid. No silk screening if it's solid color, no patches or sewed on accessory outside of left chest, no logo on left chest of a store available at the local mall.
#4 No tight pants unless you skate then only jeans and you have to be able to at least kickflip (and be under 18).
#5 Only sneakers, slip on vans, boots (because you are Canuk and it snows), or converse all-stars allowed on feet. Dress shoes are for funerals and court from now on.
#6 Your wrist is for watches, your neck is only for chains that weigh at least 1 pound, your belt is for holding your pants up in between getting blowjobs not for making a fashion statement, glasses don't have wire frames, if you wear a stupid hat you look like a douche, don't wear a ring unless you are married, no other accessories are allowed unless they hold a gun.
Throw anything that doesn't follow these rules into a fire, replace with jeans and white tees and fill in the rest later. If you can't be cool in jeans and a white tee consider suicide.

Lesson 2: Now that you don't look like a pussy it's time to stop acting like one. Stop complaining, no one likes a bitch, replace sadness with confidence or drugs. Talk to girls like you've known them forever the second you meet them. If people ask if you're whoevers brother be like, "Nah trick he's MY brother." Be a little cocky, it will get you laid way more then being a pussy. Tell people what's on your mind like you don't give a fuck if they approve. Get your bro to get you some beer and shotgun it with him, tell him you're sorry for being such a pussy and you're ready to grow up and fuck bitches/get money. The first time a teacher gets in your face in school in front of a crowd tell them to fellate you. Get in trouble and let the other 16 year olds know you are a bad ass now. If you wait for girls to come to you you're never going to get any so put your ass out. Make up words that sound cool and use them until other people start saying them. Make friends with girls at school because they know everything and have connections that will get you laid. Tell people you think Canada sucks and you can't wait to move. Skimboarding doesn't get you laid in Canada unless you have sick tech or rails.

[zeus]

and if you get in a long range archer dual, dont forget that wind plays a big role in arrow trajectory. pussy

[Chev]

Thats sweet. Hair is perfect.

[skimmybits]

wtf was i thinking you don't have bowhunting skills. damn now i have to change it.

[Doctor]

only if the girls an elf


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[Chev]

Aaa yea

http://blog.makezine.com/FCAKOUIFC2BTUFM.LARGE.jpg

[NCSkim]

so does your brother know that youre gay?

[Glass]

chev i got a tip for you that will get you more pussy than you will know what to do with.







































http://www.rad80sfashion.com/80s_theme_party/neon-cord-bracelets.jpg

you can thank me later.

[Ryan Jones]

Ok serious advice time. First off you should stop being so Canadian. I mean if you can't help it at least have the decency to be a Wayne Gretzky and not a Celine Dion. Seriously I know you're young, but you kinda look like a pussy. Buy a set of clippers, put on the 1/8th attachment, and cut your hair. Look once again, we get it, you're Canadian. Having a lesbian haircut there is like having a bowl haircut in China, but you're supposed to get the butch dyke haircut, not the lesbian librarian assistant. Now that you have a man's haircut it's time to ditch that whack gear. Here are the rules:
#1: If it's a sweater it's okay, if there is a word before or after sweater that shit is gehy. example. Sweater = good, Sweater Vest = ghey
#2: If you have to iron it before you wear it it's ghey. Ironing is for fags, pick that shit up off a floor pile and wear it.
#3: Any shirt that buttons up must be a regular fabric (no more texture then a polo shirt) and can be either solid color or plaid. No silk screening if it's solid color, no patches or sewed on accessory outside of left chest, no logo on left chest of a store available at the local mall.
#4 No tight pants unless you skate then only jeans and you have to be able to at least kickflip (and be under 18).
#5 Only sneakers, slip on vans, boots (because you are Canuk and it snows), or converse all-stars allowed on feet. Dress shoes are for funerals and court from now on.
#6 Your wrist is for watches, your neck is only for chains that weigh at least 1 pound, your belt is for holding your pants up in between getting blowjobs not for making a fashion statement, glasses don't have wire frames, if you wear a stupid hat you look like a douche, don't wear a ring unless you are married, no other accessories are allowed unless they hold a gun.
Throw anything that doesn't follow these rules into a fire, replace with jeans and white tees and fill in the rest later. If you can't be cool in jeans and a white tee consider suicide.

Lesson 2: Now that you don't look like a pussy it's time to stop acting like one. Stop complaining, no one likes a bitch, replace sadness with confidence or drugs. Talk to girls like you've known them forever the second you meet them. If people ask if you're whoevers brother be like, "Nah trick he's MY brother." Be a little cocky, it will get you laid way more then being a pussy. Tell people what's on your mind like you don't give a fuck if they approve. Get your bro to get you some beer and shotgun it with him, tell him you're sorry for being such a pussy and you're ready to grow up and fuck bitches/get money. The first time a teacher gets in your face in school in front of a crowd tell them to fellate you. Get in trouble and let the other 16 year olds know you are a bad ass now. If you wait for girls to come to you you're never going to get any so put your ass out. Make up words that sound cool and use them until other people start saying them. Make friends with girls at school because they know everything and have connections that will get you laid. Tell people you think Canada sucks and you can't wait to move. Skimboarding doesn't get you laid in Canada unless you have sick tech or rails.

You mixed up not being a pussy, and being a "hard ass"/douchebag quite a bit there.

[skimmybits]

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k399/friedfoothead/canada.jpg

[Steve E]

silky has a point.... that has a somewhat possibility of working.

the problem is, you won't be 15 forever and your feeble high school minds will soon be able to think rationally. shotgunning beers will only be cool after high school if you decide to join a hotdog-stuffing frat. unfortunately, that also puts you at risk for a miserable life battling alcoholism and an addiction to purchased sex, after you have become fat ugly and bald.

or you could figure out a way to be happy without acting like someone you obviously aren't. just think, a guy like Raves probably didn't get laid whatsoever in high school. after becoming a lawyer, i'm sure he'll have some leverage with the ladies to get laid other than being good at halo.

[Richard]

just be your fucking self, would you like to be with someone that's with you for your attitude? you're probably better of waiting, being yourself and eventually you'll bump into someone that's into you

[TheVision]

seems like this kid will never get "panty hamsters".

if anyone remembers that..

[Glass]

just be your fucking self, would you like to be with someone that's with you for your attitude? you're probably better of waiting, being yourself and eventually you'll bump into someone that's into you

i think he needs to learn not to be himself, b/c it is obv. failing.

[Chev]

seems like this kid will never get "panty hamsters".

if anyone remembers that..

This has nothing to do with my ability to get girls, its just the hotness of them i need to work on. Dick.

[$ilky $kim]

silky has a point.... that has a somewhat possibility of working.

the problem is, you won't be 15 forever and your feeble high school minds will soon be able to think rationally. shotgunning beers will only be cool after high school if you decide to join a hotdog-stuffing frat. unfortunately, that also puts you at risk for a miserable life battling alcoholism and an addiction to purchased sex, after you have become fat ugly and bald.

or you could figure out a way to be happy without acting like someone you obviously aren't. just think, a guy like Raves probably didn't get laid whatsoever in high school. after becoming a lawyer, i'm sure he'll have some leverage with the ladies to get laid other than being good at halo.

Shotgunning beer and acting like a dick is a corrective action. Usually I wouldn't recommend jerking the wheel full force to the left while you are driving but if you're about to drive 100 MPH into a very gay ditch it might not be a bad idea. Understand?

[zeus]

This has nothing to do with my ability to get girls, its just the hotness of them i need to work on. Dick.

no, you get none at all. you made a thread asking how to get girls. /thread

[Conrad923]

He has no friends either....



My "friends" right now do not have anything in common with me so i'm not sure i want to stay friends with them. I have friends in other groups but the majority of them are the "jocks" but they aren't stereotypical jocks there just the socially higher group (cool kids). Anyways im a small kid, like 120 lbs at 16 yrs old, so its weird to be hanging out with the fucking hockey players and Football players.

Anyone have tips on how to kinda become friends with a new group without forcing it?


And It's Panera you dumb fucking canadian get your shit straight.

[burkov]

work out, lift, play sports. 120 pounds is not helping you, its just a fact that the hot girls in high school will typically go for the guys who can play sports well.

[shiznit]

seriously hit the effin jim

[Chev]

Can we merge this into the haircut thread. They are essentially the same thing now.

[burkov]

You looked like a skinny weak kid, which was how I was 8-9 grade. I was only 130 and 5'10. I started lifting and realized it made me better at sports and probably more appealing and by sophomore year I had gotten to 6'1 160. Since then I have been steadily improving.

[skimmybits]

lol @ hockey players being the "unapproachable cool kids"

[CrowdsurferX]

You should just be bi, this way your chances of getting laid will double

[Glass]

lol @ hockey players being the "unapproachable cool kids"

hockey is cooler than Football. i've gone to canada for my bro when he played hockey, at least it isn't dudes wearing tight pants humping each other.. talk about gay.

the hockey scene in canada IS funny though.

[shiznit]

so football is gay because of tight pants, wouldn't that make surfing(wetsuits) gay to? I mean and come on half of the hockey players i know are just as "gay" in the locker room as is any other sports team. Thats just how it is in sports.

[Glass]

when surfers start jumping on each other in piles, they will be gay too. thankfully they know better.

[Noodles]

when surfers start jumping on each other in piles, they will be gay too. thankfully they know better.

if you have a problem with homosexuality you are on the wrong message board....

[Indy]

when surfers start jumping on each other in piles

i cannot wait

[shiznit]

well skimboarders already do so i doubt it'll be long seeing as to how most skimmers are surfers

[GvnrSkinkTyree]

Chevy, MAN UP. stop looking at life from this sad pathetic i'm a helpless homo point of view you have. Switch it up and be a MAN. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE ONE TO DO THIS!!!!! Girls do not come to you, and they do not like kids who look down on themselves or want people to feel sorry for them. be confident. It all starts with YOU

[skimmybits]

try growing a beard, chevraeu. it might boost your manliness.
take a look here and see if there's any helpful info you can find: http://www.beards.org/

note: the 5th and 6th words

[Ammy]

This has nothing to do with my ability to get girls, its just the hotness of them i need to work on. Dick.

it might just be me, but i don't consider a girl that looks like an ogre to be a "girl"

[Chev]

Me either.

[Jim Gordon]

Grow your hair longer and join a band....... girls will be all over you.

[Ryan Jones]

It worked for Mr. Gordon. He has two sons (AFAIK).

[Jim Gordon]

It worked for Mr. Gordon. He has two sons (AFAIK).

AFAIK.......I only have two kids.

[lil chuck]

SOMBA?

[brett00]

i guess a award would help with the ladies..

[lil chuck]

hahahahah

[lil chuck]

This has nothing to do with my ability to get girls, its just the hotness of them i need to work on. Dick.

post pics of said "girls"

[LiveToSkim]

oh how i love SOMB. this thread = lolololololoolool

[DJ-NJ]

this thread continues no more untill pictures of said girl(s?) are posted. and possible proof it happened.. depending on how hott she is

[keilsoX]

agreed