Why would a newspaper do this

[SeanS]

this is me, and i thought it was pretty dick...........
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/9620/newspicski3hi.jpg

[Islandboy]

They're alerting the town of a Vampire on the loose.

Really though, you know, its the media, they needed something good to put on the page...

[727bryon]

Hopefully this will generate sympathy gifts.

[HandsomeJonneh]

why are you mad they didn't include that wetsuit picture of you for all the pretty girls?

[narwhal]

You look like ur about to rape that guy.

[ZapBulletRider]

that pic was taken moments before he raped that guy

[Pack A Bowl]

yea im sorry, baseball is a pretty embarrassing sport to admit to having anything to do with . . . ha ha

[idrathrbskimmin]

do you have a mullet? looks like it in that pic

[flskimboarder]

why did they put your pic on the front page? just to show you?

[jake]

yea im sorry, baseball is a pretty embarrassing sport to admit to having anything to do with . . . ha ha

hahahahahaha funny cause it's truuee

[lunarone]

because you touch yourself at night

[Scrub]

why were you bleeding?

[SeanS]

i took a line drive off my face and broke my jaw

[AerialSkimmerBrad]

Damn, that sucks, I guess some newpaper people only care about getting a good page filler picture to throw in there and have no sympathy for what actually is going on..I guess their sense of reality went all out the window..

[Ryon Graf]

was there any commentary on it? Was there anything negative that the newspaper said about you?

Otherwise it's just news. I mean, why would it matter if everyone in your area knew? Getting hit in the face by a line drive is no indication of inferiority or recklesness on your part. Shit happenes. So you made one bad pitch and got reeeeealy unlucky on top of it. Big deal. Don't sweat it, it's just news.

[Digital Rapture]

this is me, and i thought it was pretty dick...........

sooo...what's the problem? was it ugly dick?

[4evrskm::melon]

i think it's gnarly, dude. you look like a badass.

- derek

[jake]

sean that sucks... are you investing in a blender? have fun drinking everything. hahah

[Ryon Graf]

sean that sucks... are you investing in a blender? have fun drinking everything. hahah

dude, thats not funny.

[AerialSkimmerBrad]

sean that sucks... are you investing in a blender? have fun drinking everything. hahah

There's the dick...

[Scrub]

sean that sucks... are you investing in a blender? have fun drinking everything. hahah


hahahah now thats humor in its purest form

[KrisStone]

Thats on the sports page right not the front page of the newspaper?

[skimnczach]

I agree with what Ryon had to say. Plus now you'll get mad tang for being a badass.