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skimmer-x
04-24-2009, 05:34 PM
Kellan Dwight (unkown 2nd middle name) Hastings. Thought I'd share.

RUM_RUNNER
04-24-2009, 05:52 PM
2nd middle names are rockin unless it looks like a last name, then people always ask wheres the hyphen?

Congrats

skimmybits
04-24-2009, 06:10 PM
got a nice ring to it. congrats!

narwhal
04-24-2009, 06:11 PM
What happened to William Roberts Hastings?

CaboWabo
04-24-2009, 06:13 PM
Kellan Dwight (Mutha fuckist) Hastings...off the fuckin hook.

DjMattyD
04-24-2009, 06:15 PM
He will always be a G D Hastings to me

DJ-NJ
04-24-2009, 06:22 PM
whats the point of a 2nd middle name? this isnt the special olympics not everybody gets to win and have somebody named after them.

but i thought he was born already? how long did he go before you stopped calling him child

Blak_skimmer220
04-24-2009, 06:39 PM
how do u pronounce the first name? Kel-anne? or like kel-un

DJ-NJ
04-24-2009, 07:39 PM
who is the retard who is butthurt at my last comment. fucking hiliarous.
"u hav 2 b so rood sum time"

can-can
04-24-2009, 08:49 PM
reality check dj. nobody actually gets butthurt by your comments. people just ignore you for being a douche. People get butthurt by people who are insulting as well as funny and creative, and good at being insulting. You are just annoying, go away.


And thats a pretty tight name frank, I've never heard it. how do you pronounce? and it sounds celtic..what is it?

solvenskim
04-24-2009, 08:57 PM
I'll give you five dollars if you name him Kellan Dwight Schrute Hastings.

Sandskimmernewbie
04-24-2009, 09:00 PM
I'll throw in a few bucks for that.

"Skeet"
04-24-2009, 09:02 PM
I wish I had the last name Hastings, it just rolls off the tongue and it sounds like you own like 42 race winning horses
Kellan Hastings... Sounds like that kid's goin' places. Congrats!

Noodles
04-24-2009, 09:11 PM
Just as long as he isnt named Seven. Seven is mine.

RUM_RUNNER
04-24-2009, 09:12 PM
Seven is taken. Would you consider Soda?

DJ-NJ
04-24-2009, 09:20 PM
reality check dj. nobody actually gets butthurt by your comments. people just ignore you for being a douche. People get butthurt by people who are insulting as well as funny and creative, and good at being insulting. You are just annoying, go away.


And thats a pretty tight name frank, I've never heard it. how do you pronounce? and it sounds celtic..what is it?

let me start off by saying you can stop kissing his cock. hes married. its not an unusual name. do you live in bumfuck or africa?

a neg? you have to be realllllly butthurt to neg somebody. i've given three. ever. two to Nick and Brian and i dont remember the other. go cry somewhere else to somebody who cares. thanks and have a nice day






Kellan is by no means common though. Devon, Corey, Chase, and Raven are some of my immediate family's names. my parents didnt want their kids on the playground to be like the other parent's John or Ashley. i cant stand when parents name their kids the most retarded shit ever. (not referring to john and ashley or any overly used catholic name)

Andy Schaaf
04-24-2009, 09:27 PM
how bout Kellan Dwight Oswald Hastings

S. EvarMI
04-24-2009, 09:55 PM
He will always be a G D Hastings to me

really? He will always go as "son" to me, but that wont be until the DNA results come back

S. EvarMI
04-24-2009, 09:57 PM
Kellan is by no means common though. Devon, Corey, Chase, and Raven are some of my immediate family's names. my parents didnt want their kids on the playground to be like the other parent's John or Ashley. i cant stand when parents name their kids the most retarded shit ever. (not referring to john and ashley or any overly used catholic name)

dude are you fucking black? well not really since they arent D'von, Correee, Chai's'e, and well I guess that last one is already fucked up

hell which are girls and which are boys?

that shit is confusing.

Jim Gordon
04-24-2009, 10:01 PM
What happened to (Lee)......=(

DJ-NJ
04-24-2009, 10:15 PM
ROFL raves yeah i know. most white people fuck up my name "WHATTTT KEVIN?" "NO, Devon dude... devon..." but when i play football on the weekends with the black kids.. they have no problem with it.

but yeah i know a few blacks with devon and raven, but i actually know MORE whites..

i also realized they all go both ways no homo.

i used to date a girl with my name except with an A not O. and i know a few Cori's (girls)

S. EvarMI
04-24-2009, 10:17 PM
so are they all boys or girls? I am still confused by that

Since you are Devon I am assuming at least 1 guy in that quad mix.

DJ-NJ
04-24-2009, 10:23 PM
boy boy boy girl

devon, DJ, D .. yeah

S. EvarMI
04-24-2009, 10:31 PM
so Devon, Corey, and Chase are all guys


...fuck that is going to mess with me next time I watch that lesbian porn with Devon, Corey, and Chase

DJ-NJ
04-24-2009, 10:33 PM
ive never seen a girl COREY.. a Cori.. yeah and a girl named Chase?? thats a first


next time i see a lesbian porno with those names i am going to jerk it with my tears. fml.

S. EvarMI
04-24-2009, 10:34 PM
ive never seen a girl COREY.. a Cori.. yeah and a girl named Chase?? thats a first


next time i see a lesbian porno with those names i am going to jerk it with my tears. fml.

thats not an FML. Fuck that is getting annoying too.

FML would be if you were jerking to a porno and then right when you were about to skeet they turn to the girls face in a close up and its your sister. THAT would be an FML.


(Not my story)

DJ-NJ
04-24-2009, 10:37 PM
i hate FML. we were reading in on SOMB for a solid month before anything on myspace and FB saw it...

watching a porno and realized all the actors names' are names in your family.. FML indeed

S. EvarMI
04-24-2009, 10:39 PM
i hate FML. we were reading in on SOMB for a solid month before anything on myspace and FB saw it...

watching a porno and realized all the actors names' are names in your family.. FML indeed

Well I am pretty sure there are porn actors that are named Corey, Chase, Devon, and Raven. Very famous ones for sure.

DJ-NJ
04-24-2009, 10:45 PM
devon lee off the top of my mind. i used to go to devon.com when i really little...

skimmer-x
04-25-2009, 03:38 AM
Damn didn't know this would tip off a hate war.

You would pronounce it Kell-un.

The 2nd middle name is an agreemant between Shawna and I since we plan on having one child and she wants her dad to use/pick a middle name as well. I fought it but what can I do. Dwight is my dad's name.

Yes it's Irish meaning mighty warrior. So Can-can nailed it.

We stopped calling him child/him/spawn as of yesterday.

lil chuck
04-25-2009, 06:51 AM
have u left yet chrith

Chrith
04-25-2009, 06:53 AM
woah, how did i post in here. and im leaving in like a minute

Black
04-25-2009, 09:43 AM
Kellan Dwight (unkown 2nd middle name) Hastings. Thought I'd share.

Got it.

Kellan Dwight Power Hastings.

LAXitives288
04-25-2009, 11:04 AM
let me start off by saying you can stop kissing his cock. hes married. its not an unusual name. do you live in bumfuck or africa?

a neg? you have to be realllllly butthurt to neg somebody. i've given three. ever. two to Nick and Brian and i dont remember the other. go cry somewhere else to somebody who cares. thanks and have a nice day


I got the other one.

S. EvarMI
04-25-2009, 11:41 AM
Got it.

Kellan Dwight Power Hastings.

I like it

woody harris
04-25-2009, 01:02 PM
I am bummed this wasnt a poll.

-Peluso

zeus
04-25-2009, 01:08 PM
hes gonna grow up to be a hoodlum who kicks down fences

skimmer-x
04-26-2009, 12:57 PM
I am bummed this wasnt a poll.

-Peluso

Like I'd let SOMB pick my kids name. I could only imagine. They are already trying to give him the other middle name.

Aaron Peluso
04-26-2009, 01:10 PM
Like I'd let SOMB pick my kids name. I could only imagine. They are already trying to give him the other middle name.

total puss out Frank. That would have been somb award material for sure!!!

LAXitives288
04-26-2009, 01:27 PM
Like I'd let SOMB pick my kids name. I could only imagine. They are already trying to give him the other middle name.

You couldve made a poll and then disregarded the results and then made a fake birth certificate to show us all. Best of both worlds. SOMB glory and a kid that has a name you chose.

skimmer-x
04-26-2009, 01:28 PM
How about I let SOMB pick a nickname?

DJ-NJ
04-26-2009, 01:30 PM
depends.. are you going to call him it?


and lax... naw.

Indy
04-26-2009, 01:31 PM
Kellan Dwight Skipper Hastings