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Thrillhouse
04-14-2009, 05:28 AM
Alrighty. So I know religious threads don't usually fair very well on SOMB. I hoping this will be different, but it probably won't. So here goes (just try to keep it clean & respectful guys).


Do you believe in the 2nd coming of Jesus (or even the 1st) & do you believe in the signs supposedly happening now (and to come) that allude to the 2nd coming (per Revelations)?


I have to preference, I am very neutral in this discussion. I was brought up in a religious home, but have since drifted to various opinions, nothing substantial. I just thought this would be an interesting topic.

Discuss...

Mapdash
04-14-2009, 05:35 AM
If God is your co-pilot...........switch seats.

narwhal
04-14-2009, 05:46 AM
Every generation since the dawn of Jesus has claimed it was at the end. Even Paul and Jesus predicted it would of came not that far after the death of Jesus.

Bart Ehrman mentions this in a NPR interview he did awhile back.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=19096131

And no the signs don't add up. There have been far worse times in history. The fucking 1930's blows this shit out of the water.

skimfl
04-14-2009, 05:49 AM
It might happen but not any time soon, they've been predicting it forever and that 2012 thing was established by the same people who sacrificed other human beings to make the sun come up and for the crops to grow.

Mapdash
04-14-2009, 05:57 AM
It might happen but not any time soon, they've been predicting it forever and that 2012 thing was established by the same people who sacrificed other human beings to make the sun come up and for the crops to grow.

Wisdom.

DT
04-14-2009, 06:52 AM
Thought this was going to be a porn thread...

Jim Gordon
04-14-2009, 07:00 AM
Hey, what ever keep people from killing each other........:rolleyes:

Black
04-14-2009, 07:08 AM
I'd be surprised to see jesus.

DT
04-14-2009, 07:11 AM
I'd be surprised to see jesus.


I would too...



...especially since he owes me money.

Jim Gordon
04-14-2009, 07:19 AM
Don't you think they would just think he was a hippie?

Mapdash
04-14-2009, 07:21 AM
I would too...



...especially since he owes me money.

He never paid you?

Jesus in Vegas= out of control

DT
04-14-2009, 07:29 AM
He never paid you?

Jesus in Vegas= out of control

No. He said "Oh I'll square up when I come back". I didn't think he meant like 1000 years.


Plus, WTF, you would've thought we would win more. You know. With Jesus...

Mapdash
04-14-2009, 07:35 AM
No. He said "Oh I'll square up when I come back". I didn't think he meant like 1000 years.


Plus, WTF, you would've thought we would win more. You know. With Jesus...

Whatever......water to wine my ass......more like crown and diets to air.


Jesus: Hey Dale, i offered her a goat and three loaves of bread......you got this?

megadeth
04-14-2009, 07:36 AM
I thought you guys bartered back then? Does he owe you like 3 sheep and a shepherd's staff?

DT
04-14-2009, 07:39 AM
Hahaha, heretically rep'ed/

DjMattyD
04-14-2009, 10:24 AM
http://www.churchacrossamerica.com/lesson3_sermon.php

narwhal
04-14-2009, 10:38 AM
hahahahahz

I love that guy.

GnipGnop
04-14-2009, 10:43 AM
Objective and factual conversation + religion = teh lulz.

Derek Makekau
04-14-2009, 12:22 PM
If God is your co-pilot...........switch seats.

or just let that dude drive your car.

http://www.youtube.com/v/Ky4rfA_tebY&hl=en&fs=1

ejb
04-14-2009, 12:29 PM
can't wait till 2013 to be like omigawd i survived the end of the world.

DT
04-14-2009, 12:32 PM
or just let that dude drive your car.


"Hey, jesus, hook us up with a sweet ride!"

http://www.carchaos.com/ferrari/ferrari_f50/ferrari_f50_frontleft.jpg

"How's that DT? Can I drive?"

"Sure!!"


http://www.motorhomesforsale.co.nz/crash_F50%20Wreck.JPG


"Goddamit..."

GnipGnop
04-14-2009, 12:36 PM
DT: my Car!!!!

Jesus: I help those who help themselves. see ya!

DT
04-14-2009, 12:37 PM
The Lord giveth...


...and the Lord can't trail brake worth a shit.

Shea Benton
04-14-2009, 01:32 PM
Alrighty. So I know religious threads don't usually fair very well on SOMB. I hoping this will be different, but it probably won't. So here goes (just try to keep it clean & respectful guys).


Do you believe in the 2nd coming of Jesus (or even the 1st) & do you believe in the signs supposedly happening now (and to come) that allude to the 2nd coming (per Revelations)?


I have to preference, I am very neutral in this discussion. I was brought up in a religious home, but have since drifted to various opinions, nothing substantial. I just thought this would be an interesting topic.

Discuss...

nah.

NCSkim
04-14-2009, 01:47 PM
I'm not really sure about how I feel about the second coming of christ because I havent really come to terms with the first. But, although I think this doesnt really apply, history repeats itself.

Walruz996
04-14-2009, 02:00 PM
Yeah, that phrase has kind of nothing to do with Jesus.

NCSkim
04-14-2009, 02:15 PM
Yeah, that phrase has kind of nothing to do with Jesus.

Oh, this cutie?
http://cache.valleywag.com/assets/resources/2008/03/chadrickgayjesus.jpg