View Full Version : Octo-Mom offered $1 million to do porn!
Colon
02-25-2009, 11:16 AM
I hope she does it!
The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore porn.
Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.
Suleman gave birth to octuplets at a Bellflower hospital on Jan. 26, and already had six other children. The home the unemployed single-mother lives in is facing foreclosure.
Vivid says the offer was sent Tuesday via overnight mail and there has been no immediate response.
The offer letter says Suleman's video would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released videos starring Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian.
When I saw this I thought of a mom with 8 limbs, kinky.
If I were her, I would be on this in a heartbeat.
hey, that's a lifetime of lip injections
Colon
02-25-2009, 11:21 AM
Health insurance for 14 kids is worth well more than a mil.
They can dress her up as Angelina Jolie. Would be sick.
That is EXACTLY what she needs to do.
DjMattyD
02-25-2009, 11:32 AM
Her vag has to be gaping.
RUM_RUNNER
02-25-2009, 11:39 AM
^I was searching for the best way to say that and you hit it.
Those kids probably walked out with enough room to twirl a cane
DjMattyD
02-25-2009, 11:41 AM
Doing cart-wheels.
RUM_RUNNER
02-25-2009, 11:43 AM
haha and shit how long have you had that sig? It's a good one.
She had a C-Section (which is almost always the case for high yield births like that).
Otherwise she'd be nowhere NEAR a dick for a few months (and the pR0n offer would sort of be pointless...)
Colon
02-25-2009, 11:48 AM
14 kids and a va jay jay like a chinese finger trap. C-section ftw!
DjMattyD
02-25-2009, 12:03 PM
She had a C-Section (which is almost always the case for high yield births like that).
Otherwise she'd be nowhere NEAR a dick for a few months (and the pR0n offer would sort of be pointless...)
I was thinking more about the amount of times she had a turkey baster shoved in her twat.
I was thinking more about the amount of times she had a turkey baster shoved in her twat.
Hahaha, doctors in there waist deep doing a check up.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
fireball
02-25-2009, 12:41 PM
why is she so sought after?
Does the term Hot dog in a hallway ring a bell?
xghstx
02-25-2009, 12:47 PM
No, because she had a C-Section.
why is she so sought after?
... I know. I was answering above post.
GnipGnop
02-25-2009, 02:16 PM
No, because she had a C-Section.
hahahah jesus christ chevreau.
She couldnt have had a C section for all 18 or whatever
DjMattyD
02-25-2009, 03:31 PM
She couldnt have had a C section for all 18 or whatever
I don't think you are clear on what exactly a C Section is.
They cut open the mommy's stomach open like a pumpkin then pull the babies from there.
Pretty sure he is saying that the gave normal birth to the other 6, therefore making her vag loose. She only had a C section for the octublets, if I am on the right track.
DjMattyD
02-25-2009, 03:35 PM
Ahhh.
Forgiveness please.
Fuck, i know what a C-section is. I was saying i doubt she wanted to be cut open for every child.
Ahhh.
Forgiveness please.
Granted.
xghstx
02-25-2009, 03:53 PM
Fuck, i know what a C-section is. I was saying i doubt she wanted to be cut open for every child.
Just because you give birth doesn't mean your vagina will be size of a hallway though.
DjMattyD
02-25-2009, 03:55 PM
Fuck, i know what a C-section is. I was saying i doubt she wanted to be cut open for every child.
Well technically it would only be a couple of times since I think she shat the kids out on three occasions.
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/political-pictures-vagina-clown-car.jpg
http://eben.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/slate_meh_small.jpg
Jesus, 51 million google results for "Lady has 8 babies".
Morgan Blunder
02-25-2009, 11:26 PM
i didnt really believe the titel....then today, while walking in my uncles house, drinking some ice-tea, i heard the TV in the backround say:
porn industry offers 1 million to octo-mom
i couldnt believe it an spit a mouthful of icetea everywhere....
veeyecee
02-26-2009, 12:00 AM
dude guys she had a Cesarean section gosh, not sure if anyone put that just yet
kylebaz
02-26-2009, 06:20 AM
id be in a porn for a good meal at taco bell, let alone a mill.
DJ-NJ
02-26-2009, 01:19 PM
id be in a porn for a good meal at taco bell, let alone a mill.
you would do it for free. who are you kidding? you are 16 and perverted.
then again.. what guy wouldnt?
austenmk
02-26-2009, 02:45 PM
Theres two legs a snatch and some moola? i'm in.
del-a-where?
02-26-2009, 02:47 PM
talk about ruining the lives of 14 kids
xghstx
02-26-2009, 02:49 PM
Talk about how much better those kid's lives will be with health insurance and some money to pay for food and clothing.
MDskimmerMAtt
02-26-2009, 05:29 PM
do you know the ridicule that they would recive in school?
"Hey Jonny I beat off to your mom yesterday! HAHAHA!"
MDskimmerMAtt
02-26-2009, 05:49 PM
or if youre a girl you get this
"YO Shelby! You have nicer tits than your mom's"
or the worst case scenario , shelby is getting freaky with her boyfriend, onyl to take off her top and here him say " meh, your moms were nicer"
i think it would be awesome knowing friends with one of them and beatting to that porn. thats my dream with my friends with hot moms
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