Dutch Rudder

[DT]

So we watched Zack and Miri which was funny - Hastings told me in advance about the DR (I'm assuming he wanted to do a double with me).

OK, so we got the "how to" from the movie - so out of the blue the woman says "OK, grab your dick I'm going to try a dutch rudder". Outside the pants wasn't great, so I did a full on in the pants cock hold, she worked the arm, wasn't great.

Maybe we did something wrong? Maybe I need a broseph to work the rudder? Seems a Double DR would be better, we tried that too, but she was just working with a simulated dick, so I don't think it came together quite right.

Discuss.

[Derek Makekau]

Dudes know a lot more about workin the rudder than chicks. Same reason you'll probably only get one or two decent hand jobs in your life.

[RUM_RUNNER]

Get your arm to fall asleep and then do it.

Feels like someone else is doing it.

You know what you're doing and there's no homo

[DT]

Yeah, true, men usually steer the ship so to speak.

[RUM_RUNNER]

By the way, I've never seen a picture of you and your avatar is what I've always thought you looked like.

No offense

[DT]

I'm thinking a Triple Dutch Rudder is probably off the scale - working on scheduling this...

[Chrith]

if you want someone with a little more muscle to do it, ill be up in vilano soon...

[DJ-NJ]

anything involving girls and their hands on my cock... big no no. UNLESS this also includes the mouth. they just cant do it as good as we do

[DT]

anything involving girls and their hands on my cock... big no no.

I think Dale and I covered this before: girl HJ's = no, women HJ's = yes (something about older chicks and HJ technique is amazing).

[Mapdash]

I think Dale and I covered this before: girl HJ's = no, women HJ's = yes (something about older chicks and HJ technique is amazing).

we did, and yes.

The exception being if lube is involved. Throw in some astroglide and there can be no wrong done by any hands. Male* or female. young or old*.

*DT

[ZapBulletRider]

the dutch rudder seems like more trouble than it's worth. Just grab the damn thing.

[DJ-NJ]

DT youre probably right. i guess getting with college girls when i was in highschool still doesnt count as women. throw in that lube+shitty HJ? ill be waiting for days

[D R]

having a girl give you a dutch rudder kind of defeats the whole purpose.

[megadeth]

ew gross. it's like my grand parents having sex.