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Mapdash
01-29-2009, 11:45 AM
then:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mapdash/slide1519.jpg





now:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mapdash/jess-4.jpg


and it is not chopped.:(

zeus
01-29-2009, 11:46 AM
so she borrowed robs moms pants?

Colin Tracy
01-29-2009, 11:47 AM
shit. i was unaware of this. cant say im happy

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 11:49 AM
ahahaha......seriously. Can you imagine her stylist:


Hmmmmm..ok...well we are not going to go with the shorts...or skirt....ummmm......CAN SOMEBODY RUN TO WALMART AND GET ME SOME OF THOSE OLD LADY JEANS?!

zeus
01-29-2009, 11:50 AM
and then shamwow vinces little brother "the kind with your entire stomach smothered by jean that women think hides their gut?"

zeus
01-29-2009, 11:51 AM
and this has ruined my obsession with jessica simpson ive had since newly weds when i was in fourth grade

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 11:52 AM
if that doesnt work just tighten two leopard skin belts. There not even in the god dam belt loops.

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 11:53 AM
and this has ruined my obsession with jessica simpson ive had since newly weds when i was in fourth grade

i have wanted to bang her numerous times as well......now.....not so much.

zeus
01-29-2009, 11:54 AM
yea back in fourth grade i just wanted to have her screen name, then it evolved to wanted to eat things out of her asshole

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 11:56 AM
now you could eat like a whole chicken out of her asshole.

Ammy
01-29-2009, 11:57 AM
thats what you get for not knowing what you're eating.

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 11:58 AM
chickens in ur asshole?

lil chuck
01-29-2009, 11:59 AM
ahahahah

zeus
01-29-2009, 11:59 AM
chicken of the sea?

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 12:02 PM
i still cant get over how bad she looks. I mean from wicked hot to so horrible in like a month.

zeus
01-29-2009, 12:03 PM
i cant even imagine now, that pouch that now hangs over that once beautiful( i imagine) vagin.

Derek Makekau
01-29-2009, 12:07 PM
the gf bought one of those US Weekly or whatever celeb gossip mags a few months back and there was a thing about how jessica eats whatever she wants and just "does an extra hour on the treadmill".

bwahahahahaahah

Black
01-29-2009, 12:08 PM
Hopefully she's pregs. Or hopefully she gets pregs really quick to justify this to the magazines.

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 12:12 PM
the gf bought one of those US Weekly or whatever celeb gossip mags a few months back and there was a thing about how jessica eats whatever she wants and just "does an extra hour on the treadmill".

bwahahahahaahah


hahaha......so your gf ^that pic.

dan.nj
01-29-2009, 12:20 PM
You know what? Im gonna say it... Id still hit it. But jesus christ what has happened to her? At least her tits are going to be even bigger? (as if that justifies anything)

Ammy
01-29-2009, 12:29 PM
it doesn't. she fucked herself over by having amazingly large and perfect tits, meaning that getting bigger would blow the proportion and decrease their value.

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 12:35 PM
it doesn't. she fucked herself over by having amazingly large and perfect tits, meaning that getting bigger would blow the proportion and decrease their value.

i agree. her tits when she 'dukes of hazzard' hot were good. Keep in mind she was like super lean then. At her average weight they are probably a bit sloppy......and now they would be a fckn mess.

omi one
01-29-2009, 12:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/YU7LZts87Zg&hl

ZapBulletRider
01-29-2009, 12:40 PM
I saw that pic from that concert in the funny picture thread (where she's "holding" the sub), but I didn't know that was her. I saw it on Extra last night and was floored. Oops I mean somebody told me about it.

Luff
01-29-2009, 12:40 PM
wow.

Kude
01-29-2009, 12:41 PM
*Shakes his head in shame*

Colon
01-29-2009, 12:42 PM
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', if you know what I mean.

ZapBulletRider
01-29-2009, 12:43 PM
the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice

omi one
01-29-2009, 12:45 PM
I like my women how I like my coffee...Strong and light...er something

Mapdash
01-29-2009, 01:02 PM
i still cant get over the jeans......i mean my god.......wtf?

MDskimmerMAtt
01-29-2009, 01:06 PM
this now ends the jessica simpson obsession as well. Back in the day on newlyweds when i was young i wanted to see her naked. And then Dukes of hazzard came out and the swimsuit scenes yea, they were awesome.

Luff
01-29-2009, 01:06 PM
and two belts? really? are they there to hold the belly in?

ZapBulletRider
01-29-2009, 01:07 PM
I've never liked her. I dont' know what it is.

Ammy
01-29-2009, 01:09 PM
you're gay? only possible conclusion.

RUM_RUNNER
01-29-2009, 01:11 PM
I'd still hit it. But Im a chubby chaser so she is only getting hotter.

Luff
01-29-2009, 01:12 PM
I'd still hit it. But Im a chubby chaser so she is only getting hotter.

errrr...

Derek Makekau
01-29-2009, 01:18 PM
I've never liked her. I dont' know what it is.

second. i never have either.

Noodles
01-29-2009, 01:37 PM
Hai Guise

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/jessica_simpson2.jpg

sandsurfngbomber
01-29-2009, 01:39 PM
...well at least britney is coming back, kinda...

Brian Kniveton
01-29-2009, 01:52 PM
the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice

the darker the skin, the deeper the roots?

dan.nj
01-29-2009, 02:06 PM
Hahaha those pants are fucking ridiculous. And about that sloppy titty comment... Im sure they still look nice with my dick in between them.

Michael Fk
01-29-2009, 02:17 PM
Damn that first picture looks way too real

BART
01-29-2009, 03:00 PM
i still cant get over the jeans......i mean my god.......wtf?

http://www.hulu.com/embed/M12h0LZQBaPz9-9y4hzpZQ

Chrith
01-29-2009, 03:07 PM
I like my women how I like my coffee...black and bitter...er something

dont we all

connor
01-29-2009, 03:12 PM
put down the fork

ZapBulletRider
01-29-2009, 04:08 PM
http://www.hulu.com/embed/M12h0LZQBaPz9-9y4hzpZQ

haha that was amazing

DJ-NJ
01-29-2009, 06:15 PM
her sister, ashlee, was crying to media that she hasnt gained weight.. or something

i'd hit it for the time being..

zeus
01-29-2009, 06:25 PM
my mom was watching E and i walked in and heard jessica simpson and her mom pants went out this past _. i started dying

$ilky $kim
01-29-2009, 06:30 PM
Hai Guise

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/jessica_simpson2.jpg
LOL at Jessica Simpson's gunt. She was always overrated but now she's fucking chubs as hell. Nothing worse then a middle-aged white bitch who's borderline retarded and thinks mom jeans hide a fupa. Step out the limelight and into a minivan... next.

Icej
01-29-2009, 07:09 PM
That button is hanging on for dear life.

CustomKO
01-29-2009, 07:40 PM
oh jessica

"Skeet"
01-29-2009, 07:42 PM
we hardly knew ye

"Skeet"
01-29-2009, 07:52 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/mapdash/jess-4.jpg


BEHEMETH!

GnarKill1029
01-29-2009, 08:33 PM
i never though she was hot

Ammy
01-29-2009, 08:40 PM
i'm gay
we know.

CaboWabo
01-29-2009, 08:42 PM
I like my women how I like my coffee...

Chopped up and in the freezer?

GnarKill1029
01-29-2009, 08:43 PM
ammy, nobody lold the first time. your joke is weak. asshat.

M I K E V
01-29-2009, 08:49 PM
I will take recovering Britney over plunging Jessica!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/11/article-1070934-02F85A3100000578-412_468x303.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/11/article-1070934-02F85A2100000578-472_468x244.jpg

DJ-NJ
01-30-2009, 02:38 AM
no way. i dont want anything to do with britney. i mean i'd sure as hell bang her. if you can h onestly say you wouldnt bang a decent celeb youre gay or mental.

but jessica>britney and im sure in a few months jessica will be back to her normal figure. this paparazzi celebrity shit is all a big fluke to me

p.s. ammy i liked your joke. its ok.

Ammy
01-31-2009, 09:53 AM
oh my bad bro, you're fap fap fap fap location is super funny. i lol every time at it.

Lucas Gomes
01-31-2009, 10:06 AM
OH MY GOD !
Guess she's eaten too much KFC...

Surf610
01-31-2009, 12:35 PM
the gf bought one of those US Weekly or whatever celeb gossip mags a few months back and there was a thing about how jessica eats whatever she wants and just "does an extra hour on the treadmill".

bwahahahahaahah
I think the treadmill broke

D R
01-31-2009, 12:43 PM
sweet, now she's in my league.

seanseo311
01-31-2009, 12:54 PM
the first picture i was thinking "ok, i like where this is going"
boy was i wrong