SportsCenter and other ESPN shows..

[vicskim4406]

Ever notice the gay commentary the announcers give? I was watching it this morning and couldn't help but laugh to see what the dumbasses would say next. This is just past and present quotes from what I remember on SportsCenter and other ESPN shows. For ex:
Chris berman- "He caught that like a cold.."
Chris berman- "Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!"
Chris berman- "day light come, and you gotta Delhomme"
Stuart Scott- "As cool as the other side of the pillow..."
Stuart Scott- "Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good"
Stuart Scott- "He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school"
Stuart Scott- "He's got his PhD, a Playa Hatin' Degree"
Kenny Mayne- "That must be a Homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said D'oh!"
John Anderson- "He gave up the cigarettes, but he's still smokin"

Feel free to add but I thought this was hilarious.

[Gunstock]

Dude that shit makes Sportscenter. Would you rather see some old gnarly dude monotonously announcing highlights from a baseball game? No way dude. It keeps you watching doesnt it? Thats what they want.

[ZapBulletRider]

yeah I love that shit.. otherwise this is what you get:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportsnews.wmv

[KrisStone]

That video was so funny he goes "passes it to Reggie Miller lookin good shoots the three and its in",

but it was the Nets shooting and Reggie plays for the Pacers and it was only a two pointer. Sounded like he had Terrets

[ZapBulletRider]

I just love the silence and then "... Reggie miller's lookin good" as it shows him running down the court. Like he thought he looked sexy. Which he does.

[lunarone]

oh my GODDDDD that was f'n sad.

[ZapBulletRider]

it's literally almost painful to watch at points

[ballen]

"later in the game, gives it to the man. and boom goes the dynomite."

wow thats awful

[steve-o]

they're funny but they're kind of redundant. all the anchors have like one or two catch phrases they use a lot. it'd be nice if they'd be a little more original.

[4evrskm::melon]

eh whatever. i deal with their inadequacies. all i know if that they have florida state number 5 for post spring practice.

[Logan]

haha i saw that a long time ago. the weatherman that cant do a blue screen is even funnier. that boom goes the dynamite line was classic.

ill tell you the exact moment i started hating stuart scott. when vince carter hit a 3 to put them up before half time and i see a half closed eye, an open eye, and hear "my jump shot brings all the boys to the yard" all at the same time.

it was just too much