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DT
08-28-2008, 03:31 PM
I figured since everyone else was doing an EPIC thread, I'd do one too. I am willing to bet that there wasn't another Z in the world today with this combination of shit in the trunk:

Dell Poweredge 3650's (X2)
Portable hanging baby seat
Hotdog buns
Sam Adams Octoberfest
Dental "freebies" bag (toothpaste, brush, minipicks and floss)
100lb torque wrench
Crow 5 point harnesses
Dual Shock PS3 controller
HP 4x6 Premium photo paper
Coleman beach tent


Discuss and/or list the shit currently in YOUR trunk.

Chrith
08-28-2008, 03:50 PM
Portable hanging baby seat

so how does that work?

ckskim
08-28-2008, 03:55 PM
1 1/4 of a body

whitmax
08-28-2008, 04:03 PM
no trunk, but a truck bed. I have two, I mean three boxes of baby clothes, a skill saw, a miter saw, Impact wrench, tool box, surf board, 4 empty coors light, and 6 empty bottles of oj.

Mapdash
08-28-2008, 04:23 PM
I got junk in my trunk.

Chrith
08-28-2008, 04:24 PM
all that junk?

ShockSkim
08-28-2008, 04:35 PM
i got a a helmet, old dirty shirt, couple wal-mart plastic bags, and 2 craftsman tool bags w/ tools just in case i break down.

narwhal
08-28-2008, 04:36 PM
-Golf Clubs
-An old Hyperlite Wake Skate
-Work Boots

-Dale's mom's virginity

zeus
08-28-2008, 04:36 PM
oooooo

DT
08-28-2008, 04:58 PM
-Golf Clubs
-An old Hyperlite Wake Skate
-Work Boots

-Dale's mom's virginity

Oh wow, abstract mom burn.

polska
08-28-2008, 05:00 PM
golf bag
tennis bag
two golf shirts
and a styrofoam cup

CaboWabo
08-28-2008, 05:09 PM
I don't have a trunk.

Islandboy
08-28-2008, 05:14 PM
My trunk stays spotless, but I bet there's some interesting shit in my brother's trunk, and throughout my dad's truck interior, and truck bed:

Inside truck
210 stainless steel screws/nuts and bolts (of differing sizes)
Dewalt Corded Drill
Cordless Impact Screwdriver
Bilge Pump
Various Fuel and oil Filters
Carpenter's Square
Buffing Pads
VHF Radio

Bed:
2 feet of rope
Various pieces of plywood
Misc. junk.

CasterTown
08-28-2008, 05:26 PM
I have a skateboard in my trunk. And some rubber weather stripping. :confused:

ejb
08-28-2008, 05:42 PM
skimboard, baseball bag, rds hat, baseball hat, some old backpack, 10 water bottles, air freshener, poncho, gum, wax, shirts.

Luff
08-28-2008, 05:43 PM
A bunch of random shit I haven't brought into my apartment yet from moving in. Baseball bat and glove, skateboard, clothes, toilet paper, cups, comforter, other shit.

DjMattyD
08-28-2008, 06:18 PM
Darth Maul Light Saber
Kali Stick
Jeans
Baseball Gloves batting and fielding
and a small notebook

megadeth
08-28-2008, 07:13 PM
Skateboard, helmet, skate shoes (all for an impulse session), tool set in case I get stranded or someone needs help, jumper cables, book bag with some books.

narwhal
08-28-2008, 07:14 PM
Darth Maul Light Saber
Used underwear directly from Japan
and a small Labtop

Fixed.

austenmk
08-28-2008, 07:20 PM
a guitar stand, soccer ball, assorted sunscreen, soccer cleats, melted wax (x2), a grape, my car's seat head-rests, an old sleeveless rush shirt, assorted cd's, and a rubber window seal....

solvenskim
08-28-2008, 07:23 PM
rope
ducktape
shovel

Gehrig
08-28-2008, 07:24 PM
I figured since everyone else was doing an EPIC thread, I'd do one too. I am willing to bet that there wasn't another Z in the world today with this combination of shit in the trunk


dude that sounds like my old puerto rican soccer coach, he had everything from a bed-set to a bag of Colombian bam-bam in his van

beachbum
08-28-2008, 07:27 PM
medical kit
beater stick
crockpot
boots
blanket
air compressor/battery jumpstart kit
tackle box
4 fishing rods
couple ratchet straps and bungees.

SandSkimmer
08-28-2008, 07:47 PM
howd the crockpot get in there?

fireball
08-28-2008, 07:54 PM
golf clubs/bag
sweatshirt that reiks of gonja and mildew
shortboard-skateboard
had a quarter handle of shitty vodka as of last night

megadeth
08-28-2008, 08:07 PM
rope
ducktape
shovel

hah.




did no one else get this?

jake
08-28-2008, 08:11 PM
back of my truck...

tackle box, fishing pole, my emergency tool box with tow straps, jumper cables.. the whole 9. and also a sleeping bag


my truck has a locking hardtop tonnue cover so im not worried about shit getting taken

SandSkimmer
08-28-2008, 08:22 PM
back of my truck...

tackle box, fishing pole, my emergency tool box with tow straps, jumper cables.. the whole 9. and also a sleeping bag


my truck has a locking hardtop tonnue cover so im not worried about shit getting taken



its likely not to happen but some people nowadays will take a lot of time and machinery to do it,they have no life

ckskim
08-28-2008, 08:30 PM
hah.
did no one else get this?


yes, abner and i were just on a recent killingimeanshopping spree.


(see third post)

Harlem Resident
08-29-2008, 02:25 AM
honestly like 17 dirty beach towels, 2 skates, a skim, dirty t shirts, trunks, couple pairs of shoes, sunscreen, empty water bottles

Derek Makekau
08-29-2008, 02:29 AM
i don't have a car.

megadeth
08-29-2008, 05:46 AM
yes, abner and i were just on a recent killingimeanshopping spree.


(see third post)
o. nice. im jealous.

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 06:22 AM
-Golf Clubs
-An old Hyperlite Wake Skate
-Work Boots

-Dale's mom's virginity

Solid work there robs. +1

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 06:23 AM
i don't have a car.

pwned

416to212
08-29-2008, 06:35 AM
No epic'ism in my trunk, no clutter and free of junk
Just a self amplified sub. I drive to hard to have kaka in the back.

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/dkny10001/H11%20and%20H9/IMG_3484.jpg

I'm surprised no one has posted any crazy sound systems.

DT
08-29-2008, 06:41 AM
i don't have a car.

Car trunk or anal space, either.

Icej
08-29-2008, 06:50 AM
Tennis raquet and tennis balls.

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 06:57 AM
I drive to hard to have kaka in the back.

what a bad ass.

megadeth
08-29-2008, 07:03 AM
I'm surprised no one has posted any crazy sound systems.

a lot of us are poor. and spend money on skimboards.

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 07:16 AM
Exile Paulo M
Vic Poly L
enjoi skateboard, 8"
blank skateboard, 10"
steel pipe (for a weapon)
rope bolo (also for a weapon)
wax comb
wax
rip curl raptor fullsuit L
rip curl gloves, booties
WRV 1.5mil ls top
bungee cords
jumper cables
poncho
umbrella
~100ft 2.25 inch rope
toiletry bag (shamp/cond/soap/deo)
187 kneepads, protec wristguards, cheap-o volleyball elbowpads, protec
a little case containing various skateboard hardware; bushings, a few full sets of screws, bearings
skate key
fold-out tire iron
a canvas bag containing: a 9" skateboard deck and 2' section of 4" PVC pipe (for a balance board), yoga mat, 2 stretch bands and a jump rope
2 PVC parallette bars
probably some other shit, idk

narwhal
08-29-2008, 07:17 AM
Well Whit wins.

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 07:19 AM
haha I have the most ridiculous trunk, whenever I open it people are like "dude, seriously?" Bad part is this winter when I upgrade from a corolla to a camry it'll probably get much more ridiculous

narwhal
08-29-2008, 07:29 AM
What year you looking at getting?

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 07:40 AM
I already have a 2005, my wife drives it. She's looking at getting her sister's lexus around Jan timeframe.

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 07:44 AM
lexus? Zbra you snobby fuck.

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 07:45 AM
haha my brother in law is the finance manager at the big Lexus dealership here. That's why my 99 corolla has a Charles Barker Lexus license frame. Her whole family has lexii. Btw I actually called him at work one day to ask him what the plural of Lexus was.

DT
08-29-2008, 07:47 AM
Well Whit wins.

No shit. I'm not worthy.

Actually I normally have zero in my trunk (or "trunk" I guess) because I HATE shit rattling/sliding around like 416to212 said.

Yesterday was a "go out and get stuff" day so I didn't leave the house with any of that. Except for maybe the beer since I thought I might get thirsty driving around.

The new Dell's are monsters - just added ~2TB more storage.

DT
08-29-2008, 07:51 AM
lexus? Zbra you snobby fuck.

Speaking of...check out some GX470's vs. 4R's. The Toyota just seems stouter or something to me.

Plus and this is pretty notable - the GX has a swingout (vs. lift up) tailgate. Me no likey.

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 07:54 AM
GX is a no go. Gas guzzler that seems caught between crossover and mid sized suv.

megadeth
08-29-2008, 07:57 AM
The new Dell's are monsters - just added ~2TB more storage.

:( I want some.

megadeth
08-29-2008, 07:59 AM
Exile Paulo M
Vic Poly L
enjoi skateboard, 8"
blank skateboard, 10"
steel pipe (for a weapon)
rope bolo (also for a weapon)
wax comb
wax
rip curl raptor fullsuit L
rip curl gloves, booties
WRV 1.5mil ls top
bungee cords
jumper cables
poncho
umbrella
~100ft 2.25 inch rope
toiletry bag (shamp/cond/soap/deo)
187 kneepads, protec wristguards, cheap-o volleyball elbowpads, protec
a little case containing various skateboard hardware; bushings, a few full sets of screws, bearings
skate key
fold-out tire iron
a canvas bag containing: a 9" skateboard deck and 2' section of 4" PVC pipe (for a balance board), yoga mat, 2 stretch bands and a jump rope
2 PVC parallette bars
probably some other shit, idk

Rule #1?

DT
08-29-2008, 08:05 AM
GX is a no go. Gas guzzler that seems caught between crossover and mid sized suv.

The GX is actually a 4Runner with a L badge - same running gear/motor/tranny, etc. It's just got a few more luxury finishing bits and the roof line is a little taller (it looks WAY more gimpy/tall than a 4R to me in a bad way). Then you drop about $6K-8K more for the L vs. the T badge.

Yeah, not into that - I want to go kick ass offroad style anyway - found some killer bullhorns and light rails, hahaha! Woo!

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 08:06 AM
Rule #1?

I can do that later today.

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 08:07 AM
The GX is actually a 4Runner with a L badge - same running gear/motor/tranny, etc. It's just got a few more luxury finishing bits and the roof line is a little taller (it looks WAY more gimpy/tall than a 4R to me in a bad way). Then you drop about $6K-8K more for the L vs. the T badge.

Yeah, not into that - I want to go kick ass offroad style anyway - found some killer bullhorns and light rails, hahaha! Woo!

yeah it looks downright top heavy to me.

if you hillbilly out a 4R i will end our e-friendship.

DT
08-29-2008, 08:08 AM
Awesome. I almost shot a pic of mine before I emptied it, just because it was a freaky assortment of shit.

DT
08-29-2008, 08:09 AM
yeah it looks downright top heavy to me.

if you hillbilly out a 4R i will end our e-friendship.

*Giant 32" mudders!! Yeehaw!










(* I have no idea what that means...)

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 08:21 AM
update: I just went out and snapped some prelim pics w/ my camera, have updates to the list b/c I forgot I cleaned my car out last month

the 100ft of rope and the fullsuit/booties/gloves were removed
however
I also found a basketball, 2 surfboard fins, 3 pairs of shoes, a set of "olympic" rings w/ rope attached, 2 sets of socket wrenches, and a beach chair in there. Everything else isn't worth mentioning (like armor all wipes n shit)

a keen eye may even be able to spot the purple DBAG bandana lurking

bonus: got the lexus frame plate in the pic
http://whitmatthews.com/images/trunk1.jpg

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 08:23 AM
lolering at your pvc bars in pieces.

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 08:24 AM
haha no I haven't glued them yet, so I can still swivel the bases for storage. Thinking of leaving the bases unglued for that reason

btw yesterday I spent 30+ mins working on parallette handstands and handstand pushups, so there

edit: haha now I'm lollering at how that must've looked. "I'm gonna get all serious about gymnastics!" cut to 3 days later: "Fuck this I quit"

Chrith
08-29-2008, 08:27 AM
"911 whats your emergency?"
"yeah i just saw a guy trying to abduct kids doing hand stands on some weird pvc pipe thing. he also had rope and a pipe in his trunk. plate number jcv 7043"

DT
08-29-2008, 08:28 AM
If you do give it up at least you have some supplies on deck to fix the kitchen sink.

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 08:32 AM
edit: haha now I'm lollering at how that must've looked. "I'm gonna get all serious about gymnastics!" cut to 3 days later: "Fuck this I quit"

hahaha.....my loler thoughts exactly.

Tommy Chong
08-29-2008, 09:43 AM
weed
cocaine
heroin
shrooms
acid
xanex
meth


and

fireworks

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 09:47 AM
xanex.... must be some new cleaning solvent

Icej
08-29-2008, 10:07 AM
It makes you forget things are dirty.

Mapdash
08-29-2008, 11:14 AM
weed
cocaine
heroin
shrooms
acid
xanex
meth
book (untouched)
college application (blank)



and

fireworks

fixed.

ZapBulletRider
08-29-2008, 11:19 AM
a few schwag leaves
dirty spongebob backpack
empty bag of funyuns
crusty sock (crust unidentified)
scratched up copy of Beaches
80 sheet wide-ruled notebook


and

sparklers

fixed

jake
08-29-2008, 06:16 PM
*Giant 32" mudders!! Yeehaw!










(* I have no idea what that means...)

http://www.brooksweb.org/images/3quarter.jpg

CasterTown
08-30-2008, 08:47 PM
Isn't it +5 penis size to drive around with those on the road?

beachbum
08-30-2008, 08:54 PM
howd the crockpot get in there?

a couple years late but...

I just returned from summer in Tampa back to Gainesville and brought it up. I like cooking and every college student should have a crock. can make some damn good food easily with one.

DJ-NJ
08-30-2008, 09:00 PM
i just realized it.. if ANY post/thread that mentions cars.. lexus, inf., toyo, 4R, hell if the topic fuckin mentions a bumblebee..

..dt goes ranting on about how he cant decide which SUV to get


<3

jake
08-30-2008, 09:07 PM
Isn't it +5 penis size to drive around with those on the road?

that thing look sooo badass

CaboWabo
08-30-2008, 09:13 PM
that thing look sooo badass


Meh...it looks 'ok' at best. Not exactly the kind of vehicle you jack up and put on mud tires. If it was an 80's 4runner with removable hardtop it would be a different story...but it's not.