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Colon
05-19-2008, 01:41 PM
I wouldn't have one nickle.

But this guy would. God would I love to see this happen to Bush.

http://www.sharenator.com/vid/347/

Walruz996
05-19-2008, 01:48 PM
Hahahahaha, that was so awesome.

BART
05-19-2008, 01:48 PM
the great thing about a remote control helicopter penis is that you can fly it in from a few hundred yards away.

do you think the secret service scans for and blocks RC frequencies?

Derek Makekau
05-19-2008, 01:59 PM
the best part is it seems like he recovered beautifully, and completely captivates the audience.

BART
05-19-2008, 02:04 PM
now that i think about it, exactly. if a peniscopter doesn't completely ruin your presentation, you're pretty much a badass.

Derek Makekau
05-19-2008, 02:06 PM
haha that or they simply shot the guy piloting the thing and everyone is nervous as fuck not to laugh and applaud.

Colon
05-19-2008, 02:08 PM
lol at komrade kong knocking the copter from the sky.

If the SS doesn't jam RC signals, they will after they see this.

Derek Makekau
05-19-2008, 02:10 PM
i'd think there isn't much the secret service doesn't cover. but you never know...i mean they forgot to close down grassy knolls and book depositories.

hntakn
05-19-2008, 02:26 PM
hahahaha thats hella funny.

RavesIsBack
05-19-2008, 02:33 PM
did it go soi soi soi soi soi soi?


seriously though that couldve easily been a bomb and then game over

me like skim
05-19-2008, 02:39 PM
lol idk how you couldn't laugh a bit if it was a bomb like, it's a flying penis. come on.

RavesIsBack
05-19-2008, 02:42 PM
yea but dying by peniscopter bomb is pretty low on the list of how I would want to go out.

BART
05-19-2008, 02:48 PM
rather than the whole thing blowing up it would be preferable if it shot miniature hellpenis missiles IMO

hntakn
05-19-2008, 02:50 PM
it looks like something purchaseable at spencers

Colon
05-19-2008, 02:54 PM
rather than the whole thing blowing up it would be preferable if it shot miniature hellpenis missiles IMOwhite gooey ones.

I've sat through many a meeting/speech and I can think of very few in which the peniscopter would not be a welcome addition.

Ammy
05-19-2008, 02:56 PM
hahaha.

DjMattyD
05-19-2008, 02:57 PM
yea but dying by peniscopter bomb is pretty low on the list of how I would want to go out.
Die having a threesome on your 100th birthday.

RavesIsBack
05-19-2008, 03:02 PM
I want to die yelling something along the lines of:

"if I am wrong, may God strike me down now"

I already told my family that in my will its going to state that my body will be hung like a marionette from the rafters and I have a prerecorded speech of me blaming someone in the funeral crowd for my death. When I mention the person's name they are to point my corpse hand at that person. Most epic funeral ever.

del-a-where?
05-19-2008, 03:09 PM
lol at komrade kong knocking the copter from the sky.

If the SS doesn't jam RC signals, they will after they see this.

haha i know right? guys got hops.

Derek Makekau
05-19-2008, 03:12 PM
I want to die yelling something along the lines of:

"if I am wrong, may God strike me down now"

I already told my family that in my will its going to state that my body will be hung like a marionette from the rafters and I have a prerecorded speech of me blaming someone in the funeral crowd for my death. When I mention the person's name they are to point my corpse hand at that person. Most epic funeral ever.

hahahahahahaaha....i'd better be invited to your funeral.

ZapBulletRider
05-19-2008, 03:14 PM
I plan to die defending my family from a pack of 3 cougars. Even if I don't die that way, I'm pretty sure my wife knows me well enough to know I'd want that on my tombstone. I just hope my parents don't try to interfere.

dan.nj
05-19-2008, 03:18 PM
hahahah so great...

Noodles
05-19-2008, 03:35 PM
i wish i spoke russian

Colon
05-19-2008, 03:38 PM
There are some Russians on the tennis forum I go on. I posted it there and asked for a translation. We'll see if I get the translation before they delete the thread and ban me, lol.

SkimNate
05-19-2008, 03:42 PM
i had something similar planned for my funeral but afterwards like a select few of my closest relative/friends will have to go back and watch a corny pre-video taped VHS of me sending them all over the world on a treasure hunt for my possessions. when they reach each point they'll be another video leading them to treasure.

thats how they'll decide who gets what.

ZapBulletRider
05-19-2008, 03:46 PM
I would send them on a whirlwind treasure hunt that will lead them back to their living rooms. Then i'd be like "watch the 6:00 news" and there'd be a story about a 45-lb turkey.

LMSkim
05-19-2008, 03:55 PM
My friend's mom has peniscopter that can't fly. Some peniscopter I guess.

Logan
05-19-2008, 04:17 PM
i couldnt have chosen a better still myself

http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg

BART
05-19-2008, 04:34 PM
haha i noticed the perfection of this pic too. it is a stunning photograph, and one can only hope it will be in the running for the pulitzer this year.

Noodles
05-19-2008, 04:39 PM
My friend's mom has peniscopter that can't fly. Some peniscopter I guess.

i can only think of a handful of reasons why his mom would own a non-flyable dongcopter and 95 percent of them are turning me on

zeus
05-19-2008, 04:42 PM
yea but dying by peniscopter bomb is pretty low on the list of how I would want to go out.
my new sig lol

Chrith
05-19-2008, 04:42 PM
such a better peniscopter
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/mortisxexitium/peniscopter.gif

zeus
05-19-2008, 04:44 PM
lol +1

DjMattyD
05-19-2008, 04:46 PM
http://a13.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_708bf83d83f9cbc7f529e535055c9eac.jpg

Utah
05-19-2008, 05:13 PM
i couldnt have chosen a better still myself

http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg
The dude in the red shirt looks like he took a fascial from the flying cock...

Kude
05-19-2008, 05:14 PM
haha I need to get a peniscopter.

Colon
05-19-2008, 06:52 PM
The dude in the red shirt looks like he took a fascial from the flying cock...
this pic can not be quoted enough.

Logan
05-19-2008, 11:00 PM
in the thumbnail, i thought the helicockter had landed on his head, but, dissappointedly, no

iamfromnewzealand
05-19-2008, 11:59 PM
what a dickhead

Colon
05-20-2008, 07:08 AM
Not a translation but a bit of backstory. The guy is Gary Kasparov the chess champion.


Kasparov is one of Putin's (and, by extension, Medvedev's) most prominent and vocal critics.
Kasparov Jailed After Anti-Putin Protest
By MANSUR MIROVALEV
The Associated Press
Saturday, November 24, 2007; 7:52 PM

MOSCOW -- Russian authorities arrested former world chess champion Garry Kasparov on Saturday and sentenced him to five days in prison after he helped lead a protest against President Vladimir Putin that ended in clashes with police.

Kasparov, one of President Vladimir Putin's harshest critics, was charged with organizing an unsanctioned procession of at least 1,500 people against Putin, chanting anti-government slogans and resisting arrest, court documents said. His assistant said he was beaten during the demonstration.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...112401098.html

Will925
05-20-2008, 03:08 PM
its wouldve been way better if the dongcopter had pwned him in the face

Derek Makekau
05-20-2008, 03:36 PM
makes it way more awesome that he's a chess champion who has been in jail, who was a big enough deal to have someone construct a peniscopter in an attempt to disrupt his speech, and who is badass enough to make everyone crack up and clap for whatever he said afterwards.

DjMattyD
05-20-2008, 03:45 PM
Yeah Kasparov was actually a presidential candidate or rather attempted to be one but the Soviet Union is pretty much a totalitarian state.