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Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-19-2006, 05:19 PM
i was just wondering where all da hot bitches be skim barding at? i wants to get me hands on a good one but alls i got is grizzly woman with some tats and bad teeth! post pics and / or comments. the WHERE DA WATER BITCHES AT campaign has officially begun.

solvenTim
07-19-2006, 05:51 PM
you would have to come to florida, the best way to pick them up is to do spins in the sand, but you gotta be ridin a zap, they dont like kooks from newport who ride exiles.

Blak_skimmer220
07-19-2006, 05:55 PM
fer shhore

shiznit
07-19-2006, 06:06 PM
i was just wondering where all da hot bitches be skim barding at? i wants to get me hands on a good one but alls i got is grizzly woman with some tats and bad teeth! post pics and / or comments. the WHERE DA WATER BITCHES AT campaign has officially begun.

your a fuckin kook

dlux
07-19-2006, 06:07 PM
your a fuckin kook

aahahah

MDskimmerMAtt
07-19-2006, 06:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHa

woodgrain
07-19-2006, 07:22 PM
is your avatar a picture of your vaginal hair??

marcyman
07-19-2006, 07:28 PM
i was just wondering where all da hot bitches be skim barding at? i wants to get me hands on a good one but alls i got is grizzly woman with some tats and bad teeth! post pics and / or comments. the WHERE DA WATER BITCHES AT campaign has officially begun.
I know where one is, at your Mom's house.

Flskimmer23
07-19-2006, 07:33 PM
der skimboardin on my dick

Flskimmer23
07-19-2006, 07:34 PM
go to south beach, u wont be skimming waves, but u'll be gettin some nice ass

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 07:36 PM
i was just wondering where all da hot bitches be skim barding at?.................
I don't really know where you can find dogs that skim but you could check your local humaine sociaty and see. as far as hot goes you could take them out for a walk around noon it should be hot enough by then for the dogs to get hot.

woodgrain
07-19-2006, 07:40 PM
can you give me an address or account number

id like to donate

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 07:41 PM
what are you donating?

solvenTim
07-19-2006, 07:44 PM
I don't really know where you can find dogs that skim but you could check your local humaine sociaty and see. as far as hot goes you could take them out for a walk around noon it should be hot enough by then for the dogs to get hot.
haha, holy shit, lmfao

woodgrain
07-19-2006, 07:44 PM
my love, and perhaps a small sum, pay to the order of

WHERE DA WATER BITCHES AT campaign

its completely no profit, bipartisan, its all about the bitches, really

marcyman
07-19-2006, 07:46 PM
where da aqua ho's?

woodgrain
07-19-2006, 07:48 PM
i dont know

lets start a campaign

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 07:50 PM
Campaign begins now

woodgrain
07-19-2006, 07:52 PM
flyers, buttons, yard signs, free beer

all to find aqua ho s

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 07:54 PM
Don't forget leashes, dog collars and doggy treats and some chew toys

woodgrain
07-19-2006, 07:57 PM
vaseline, and i hate to say it, small rodents put it over the top

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 08:01 PM
well said wood grain if i was your boss i would give you a $100,000 salary raise and bunch of hot aisain girls mixed with some brazilian girls

marcyman
07-19-2006, 08:03 PM
and the anus slip from China_Shred.

woodgrain
07-19-2006, 08:03 PM
yes,

yes ofcourse

shiznit
07-19-2006, 08:04 PM
Campaign begins now

may i join this campaign

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 08:06 PM
Yes welcome to Campaign

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 08:07 PM
What will you donate?

marcyman
07-19-2006, 08:09 PM
may i join this campaign
send the "chedda" to my paypal account.

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-19-2006, 08:17 PM
i just received a nasty pm from the shiznit and he is off the campaign. however, if he publicly apologizes in this thread he will be reaccepted. until further notice, may the WHERE DA WATER B!TCH*S continue. PM me for meeting dates, times, and fundraising events.

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 08:19 PM
i just received a nasty pm from the shiznit and he is off the campaign. however, if he publicly apologizes in this thread he will be reaccepted. until further notice, may the WHERE DA WATER B!TCH*S continue. PM me for meeting dates, times, and fundraising events.
No your off the Campaign. Shiznit welcome back

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-19-2006, 08:25 PM
No your off the Campaign. Shiznit welcome back

who do u think you are. fellow WATER B!TCH*RS rise up. scroll to the first post and acknowledge your true leader. we must look past our humanly selfish nature and to the true family aqua ho lovers that we really are. shiznit your in. i forgive all. that is what a true leader shall do. as one we must continue in our quest for the b!tch*s. thank you. you may proceed on your perilous journeys my hobbits. however, beware of the dark wizard sauron. he wants all of the WATER b!tch*s for himself. continue on the path of righteousness.

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 08:28 PM
who do u think you are........
I am your Creator.

SolvenCarlos
07-19-2006, 08:29 PM
You bow down to me

marcyman
07-19-2006, 08:31 PM
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/475/200105b3xz.gif

solvenTim
07-19-2006, 08:37 PM
http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/475/200105b3xz.gif
haha, ah man, marcy, keep em coming.

L_Peezy@hotmail.com
07-19-2006, 08:51 PM
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Do It For The Aqua Hos

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-19-2006, 09:10 PM
as leader of the hoenation, it has recently come to my attention that there are five things that every campaign requires in order to be successful.
1) a cause - which we have
2) a catchy slogan
3) a minimum thirty minute long infomercial
4) a number to call to donate - money or b!tch*s
5) in our case, large nude parades composed of hoes

if you have any ideas please let us know. p.s. i really would like to organize a massive nude female parade. if we all put in twenty bucks or so i know some hookers who would be happy to help.

that is all and get to work people. we need to start immediately.

ZapSkim91
07-19-2006, 09:14 PM
hunting for aqua hoes since 1979

ZapSkim91
07-19-2006, 09:15 PM
and the true leader of our campaign is Hollyhood. NOT SOLVENCARLOS. Hollyhood started this campaign and will lead us to the promised hoes.

solvenTim
07-19-2006, 09:17 PM
and the true leader of our campaign is Hollyhood. NOT SOLVENCARLOS. Hollyhood started this campaign and will lead us to the promised hoes.
no.

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-19-2006, 09:21 PM
thank you zapskim91 you truly are enlightened. a wise philosopher once said....

"It is not until you have tasted defeat, that you will come to know victory."

i think about this before every post i make for the campaign.

Richard
07-20-2006, 02:06 AM
ehh

i'm in for thinking about a catchy slogan

how about.

"we're not only into wave riding"

rick.MIAskim
07-20-2006, 04:20 AM
go to south beach, u wont be skimming waves, but u'll be gettin some nice ass

there is ass galore at SoBe.. as for the wave comment, we get waves down here. not as much as other places in FL but we do get waves often enough. god i hate the bahamas.

SolvenCarlos
07-20-2006, 04:38 AM
and the true leader of our campaign is Hollyhood. NOT SOLVENCARLOS. Hollyhood started this campaign and will lead us to the promised hoes.
I will rip your heart out with my teeth and castrate you with my bare hands. Hollyhood is dead.

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-20-2006, 05:44 AM
i am very much alive. hey richard, maybe we could incorporate the water b!tch*s someone in there. i like it......

jhooligan
07-20-2006, 06:01 AM
looks like someone is missin the fact that he's bein made fun of...

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-20-2006, 06:15 AM
looks like a certain little hooligan is just jealous because hes OFF THE CAMPAIGN.

steve-o
07-20-2006, 07:15 AM
i just realized its hollyHood. ahahahahahahaha.

shiznit
07-20-2006, 07:28 AM
and the true leader of our campaign is Hollyhood. NOT SOLVENCARLOS. Hollyhood started this campaign and will lead us to the promised hoes.

dont follow him hes a dirty taco bell dog don't do it

Chico
07-20-2006, 07:30 AM
If every woman would get a pair of shoes for free, if buying a skimboard, there would be much more of them skimming.
No soy un chauvinista!

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-20-2006, 07:30 AM
great now shiznit is being racist towards Mexicans. God. steve-o glad u like the name.

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-20-2006, 07:31 AM
Chico i like it. great idea. now we just have to put that in action. get to work guys, we have an idea.

steve-o
07-20-2006, 07:32 AM
great now shiznit is being racist towards Mexicans. God. steve-o glad u like the name.



ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. please someone see this.

shiznit
07-20-2006, 07:32 AM
hollyhood i think we should make freindship because china sdhred wish freindship among all

Chico
07-20-2006, 07:32 AM
Viva Mexico!

shiznit
07-20-2006, 07:33 AM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. please someone see this.
how the hell is that racist i was refering to his avatar

steve-o
07-20-2006, 07:35 AM
hold on

steve-o
07-20-2006, 07:35 AM
. steve-o glad u like the name.



ahahahahahahahhahahaha

samcollett
07-20-2006, 09:01 AM
great now shiznit is being racist towards Mexicans. God. steve-o glad u like the name.

STOP MAKING THREADS. and before you kick me off of your campaign, I'M NOT ON YOUR GAY CAMPAIGN YOU STUPID KOOK. you live in florida, but you make fun of floridians. god forbid i see you at a beach. i hope a piano falls on your head.

Richard
07-20-2006, 09:08 AM
STOP MAKING THREADS. and before you kick me off of your campaign, I'M NOT ON YOUR GAY CAMPAIGN YOU STUPID KOOK. you live in florida, but you make fun of floridians. god forbid i see you at a beach. i hope a piano falls on your head.


ehh
sam i bet you want to have game on a male skimmer

don'tcha

start your own gay campaign

samcollett
07-20-2006, 09:08 AM
ehh
sam i bet you want to have game on a male skimmer

don'tcha

start your own gay campaign

i refuse.

Richard
07-20-2006, 09:08 AM
and "great leader"

"" Fuck the waves, gimme aquaho's"

Richard
07-20-2006, 09:09 AM
i refuse.
ok.

samcollett
07-20-2006, 09:20 AM
ok.

sorry....maybe another time we can start a homosexual campaign k? something anti-hollyhoodsubwick.

solvenTim
07-20-2006, 09:38 AM
looks like a certain little hooligan is just jealous because hes OFF THE CAMPAIGN.
dude, your name is hollyhood. u totally remind me of one of those malibu's most wanted types.

Richard
07-20-2006, 12:13 PM
sorry....maybe another time we can start a homosexual campaign k? something anti-hollyhoodsubwick.


okay

well lets chat about it right away!

Takao
07-20-2006, 01:26 PM
just taking my time to LOL at this thread

"skimmers dont get chicks"

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-20-2006, 04:10 PM
sorry guys i was at the beach all day. SKIM BOARDING. anyway. i was readin the posts everyone made and quite honestly, im suprised at all of the anger. i am only trying to bring together the two things i love most in life... skim and b!tch*s. thats all.

first of all, shiznit welcome to the campaign glad were buds again.

second, this is not a stupid thread and i only create those that i feel are important to the skim community.

third, i am from florida and i love floridians. so what, maybe im a redneck. this brings me to my fourth point...

i am not a malibu most wanted type. however, i do own a gamecast (if you've seen the movie). i said i cant afford it!!

fifth, i am not homosexual and do not plan on starting a campaign about it. obviously im not due to the fact we are finding b!tch*s not guys. that would be the WET WEINER campaign. another day......

sixth, this is mah hood biatch. if yous got a problem with the hollyhood, you gots a problemo with me.

p.s. I LOVE MEXICANS. however, i do get MPS (Mexican poo syndrome) after eating a Mexican meal on occasion.

Takao
07-20-2006, 04:39 PM
sorry buds but i believe many (if not all) members find you hard to take seriously, given the fact that your name is a joke in itself.

also bitches are to be loved and respected

and yes im that type of guy

popesucks
07-20-2006, 04:42 PM
wait up wait up hollywood florida? u mother fucker givin floridians a bad example man we got it bad enough stop this shit come on stop it and change your avy its annoying me

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-20-2006, 05:22 PM
his name is sam. google the worlds ugliest dog. and i will not stop what i believe in.

shiznit
07-20-2006, 05:41 PM
yea micheal stop it thats not even close to how you talk although today we did find some aqua ho's

SolvenCarlos
07-20-2006, 06:46 PM
sorry guys i was at the beach all day. SKIM BOARDING. anyway. i was readin the posts everyone made and quite honestly, im suprised at all of the anger. i am only trying to bring together the two things i love most in life... skim and b!tch*s. thats all.

first of all, shiznit welcome to the campaign glad were buds again.

second, this is not a stupid thread and i only create those that i feel are important to the skim community.

third, i am from florida and i love floridians. so what, maybe im a redneck. this brings me to my fourth point...

i am not a malibu most wanted type. however, i do own a gamecast (if you've seen the movie). i said i cant afford it!!

fifth, i am not homosexual and do not plan on starting a campaign about it. obviously im not due to the fact we are finding b!tch*s not guys. that would be the WET WEINER campaign. another day......

sixth, this is mah hood biatch. if yous got a problem with the hollyhood, you gots a problemo with me.

p.s. I LOVE MEXICANS. however, i do get MPS (Mexican poo syndrome) after eating a Mexican meal on occasion.
I hate you and i hope you get in a car crash and lose all your limbs, feeling, sight and hearing. i hope you just become a living stump.

TheRealVortex
07-20-2006, 06:50 PM
the bitches are at mike fidanza house..... peace out kneegrows im goin over there!

SolvenCarlos
07-20-2006, 07:25 PM
I hate you and i hope you get in a car crash and lose all your limbs, feeling, sight and hearing. i hope you just become a living stump.
Maybe that was a little to harsh

solvenTim
07-20-2006, 07:30 PM
Maybe that was a little to harsh
yeah, that was a little harsh. you forgot smell. we dont want him to be able to smell himself. no one deserves that kind of punishment

SolvenCarlos
07-20-2006, 07:33 PM
Hey tim what time you coming to get abner

solvenTim
07-20-2006, 07:37 PM
now.

SolvenCarlos
07-20-2006, 07:38 PM
Great! see you soon

Soulryder
07-20-2006, 08:02 PM
News flash dude. Your not goin to be gettin any "bitches" if you keep calling chicks "bitches". You may meet some uglies in the future, but I see no nice punani for you in the future my friend. Good luck for your quest of finding the skim whores.

shiznit
07-20-2006, 09:05 PM
dude this is all a big joke he defenatley doesnt call girls bitches jeez............................ now that i think about it, this is pretty damn funny

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-21-2006, 11:03 AM
UPDATE: yesterday i saw four water hoes at hollywood beach. and the waves were pretty damn big b/c the weather was stormy earlier. once the sun came out, it was a great day of skimmin.

solvenTim
07-21-2006, 01:22 PM
geeze, i seriously was hoping u would be dead by now. what r u still doing here?

L_Peezy@hotmail.com
07-21-2006, 01:37 PM
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Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-21-2006, 03:40 PM
u no what really puzzles me... all of the hollyhood haters out there, all those not interested in the b!tch*s, are the ones that post the most in this thread. u wanna no why im still here? it's because of you. i laugh my a$$ off every time i read about u guys gettin all angry and worked up. i love you guys. sometimes i feel like T.O. everyone is hatin because they just wanna be me.

solvenTim
07-21-2006, 04:53 PM
u no what really puzzles me... all of the hollyhood haters out there, all those not interested in the b!tch*s, are the ones that post the most in this thread. u wanna no why im still here? it's because of you. i laugh my a$$ off every time i read about u guys gettin all angry and worked up. i love you guys. sometimes i feel like T.O. everyone is hatin because they just wanna be me.
im sorry, its just i dont need to ask people on the internet to find girls for me. i can get plenty "b!tch*s" myself. and i wouldnt wanna be you.

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-21-2006, 09:07 PM
im not askin anyone to find girls for me. i got plenty myself. oh... is that y u dont wanna be me? u dont like girls do u?

Hollyhood Skim BIATCH!!
07-21-2006, 09:31 PM
ATTENTION: from now on i am a changed man. im off the campaign. no more gay posts or hate crimes. im done with being the fag around here. no more campaign. no more fedex. no more cheese. im through. just a respect member of the community.

p.s. i am in no way affiliated with turkeysub or thewick.

see u guys at the beach