bannable offenses

[LuckyBuMmRa]

edit: kthxbi

[Teddy Hartford]

you got banned because your posts were annoying and overdone. And the mods as well as members repeatedly told you to stop. So stop whining.

[matty kerns]

no because the people who post that shit are fucking on there knees to the mods thats why

[ejb]

you got banned because your posts were annoying and overdone. And the mods as well as members repeatedly told you to stop. So stop whining.

i see your point but, someone had their nutsack as an avatar or something...i mean nutsack. thread. nutsack. thread? they don't quite balance out

[Mapdash]

Is it just me or does it seem retarded that one can get banned for posting about 1 pun thread a week, yet someone doesn't get banned for posting their nutsack, the forum rules clearly state



o yeah and if you say" leik oh em gee noob pun threads are such leik spamm" well here's what the rules say about "spam"


damn 1 thread a week is flooding the forums omg I'm so sorry for the massive amount of space one thread(that some people actually find humorous) is taking up please forgive me.

In conclusion, I can't be unbanned, and i couldn't really care less, the point of this post it everyone has a stick up their ass and the mods should probably learn the rules if they are going to take such "harsh action" as to ban someone.

Didnt Bart himself directly warn you to stop posting those threads? Im pretty sure he did. So you basically ignored his warning and posted again and again. Thats why you got banned. It had little or nothing to do with the content ...(even though those threads were incredibly dumb and repetitive and you should have been banned for lack of originality)

You got banned because you were specifically asked you to stop and you didnt. That is not hard to figure out.

[ejb]

that had nothing to do with the nutsack ^

[Walruz996]

Well the nut sack was posted by whit a long time ago, and I guess he posted it again recently for about 5min before deleting it. Plus the photo was blurry and you could barely tell it was a nut sack. Plus it was barely inappropriate, it's like showing some dudes ass in a PG-13 movie.

[matty kerns]

Didnt Bart himself directly warn you to stop posting those threads? Im pretty sure he did. So you basically ignored his warning and posted again and again. Thats why you got banned. It had little or nothing to do with the content ...(even though those threads were incredibly dumb and repetitive and you should have been banned for lack of originality)

You got banned because you were specifically asked you to stop and you didnt. That is not hard to figure out.
for lack of originality?how many stupid threads are made about wich board to buy,how good are they,all that shit

[Walruz996]

Matty those are threads asking for advice, not annoying puns.

[matty kerns]

over and over thoe,there was a kid who posted like 3 or 4 threads about wich board to get,i think LuckyBuMmRa post were fucking stupid,im not defending him by anymeans,i jsut think if your gonna ban some one for stupid stuff,ban all the people doing it

[Walruz996]

Yeah but those threads are made asking about different advice, and yes they are annoying, but bum kept making those annoying threads after they got locked, and BART told him to stop making them.

[narwhal]

Whit is a truly senior member while you're not. Plain and simple.

I can go into this deeper:

Whit is a value to the messageboards. He posts entertaining things and very rarely breaks the rules. You on the other hand do nothing to any worth to us. Plus I think we all enjoyed the ball shots. Lee Majors once posted a drawing of a dick to push the limits of free speech with Aaron. Aaron simply deleted the post but didn't ban Lee.

[Aaron Peluso]

I should make a new rule about people who whine like little bitches getting banned.....

[Mapdash]

I should make a new rule about people who whine like little bitches getting banned.....

please do.

[TheRealVortex]

i vote aaron for president.

[Duffskim]

I should make a new rule about people who whine like little bitches getting banned.....
signature worthy

[Ammy]

No.

[ejb]

ammyskim's sig is great

[Ammy]

Gracias.

[BART]

luckybum, to recap, basically you were posting threads on something about skimboarding, so people open it interested in that, then your post only contains some pun picture, the equivalent of you going "oh JUST KIDDING tricked you again!" And then you were doing that over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

considering it was extremely annoying to people, was deliberate on your part, and was an ongoing thing it seems reasonable for a mod to ask you to stop using the forum to play this silly joke on everyone. if i was on the forum i would be praying that a mod would tell you to fucking STOP. if it wasn't annoying, no big deal, but i seriously felt like kicking you in the teeth after a while, it was that annoying, others clearly felt the same.


In conclusion, I can't be unbanned, and i couldn't really care less, the point of this post it everyone has a stick up their ass and the mods should probably learn the rules if they are going to take such "harsh action" as to ban someone.but aren't you unbanned? isn't that what a temp ban is? the temp ban was only to get your attention, don't take it so personally. i honestly have nothing against you i just wish you would hear people and stop using the skim forum to play this dumb game on people. by the 4th or 5th time it was little else than extemely irritating. that was pretty clear to everyone else.

as far saying i have a stick up my ass, i think allowing you to subject people to that 7 times, asking you to stop, and only after you didn't stop nudging you with a temp ban is being pretty tolerant.

[Ammy]

go bart

[RexSkimmer]

bartownd once again

[skimmer-x]

no because the people who post that shit are fucking on there knees to the mods thats why

Yeah, I have seen Whit on many an occasion circled by Dale, Bart, and Jonny sucking one of thier cocks while jerking off the other two with an in and out "crank dat" motion.

Come dude, we all know who the fuckos are on the MB and who are not.

[samcollett]

i'm a fucko.

[xghstx]

i'm pretty sure your red rep square shows that your puns threads weren't funny.

[CasterTown]

I thought the threads were funny. You guys are the ones whining.
Your like, "OmG teh message board is for
SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY!!!!11!one1!Lim(x->0)sin(x)/x

[junwin]

the plot thickens

[Mapdash]

I thought the threads were funny. You guys are the ones whining.
Your like, "OmG teh message board is for
SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY!!!!11!one1!Lim(x->0)sin(x)/x

Whoa wait a minute.....you thought they were funny??

Holy shit....BART......undelete the threads......sticky them.....un-temporarily ban luckybummra. Castertown thought they were funny.......I repeat Castertown thought they were funny. PM's sent. Calling Aarons cell.

We have been waiting to get word from you castertown.....thx!!!!!!1

[Derek Makekau]

i love your sig, dale.

[Mapdash]

yeah rob PM'd me asking me to seriously take it down. I seriously did not.

[CasterTown]

Whoa wait a minute.....you thought they were funny??

Holy shit....BART......undelete the threads......sticky them.....un-temporarily ban luckybummra. Castertown thought they were funny.......I repeat Castertown thought they were funny. PM's sent. Calling Aarons cell.

We have been waiting to get word from you castertown.....thx!!!!!!1

Woah I sense some hostility here. Why are you so jumpy? I was just putting in my $.02

I felt that there needed to be some representation from the minority here that does not suck off the mods on command.

[skimmer-x]

Fightfightfightfight!!

[CasterTown]

Fightfightfightfight!!

oops I might have gone overboard haha

[paddymack]

these message boards are unreal sometimes...wait


all the time

[Aaron Peluso]

I like how agreeing with someone when they make sense is now "sucking them off".

[RavesIsBack]

you are too old to understand the lingo

[Aaron Peluso]

damnit.

[xghstx]

I like how agreeing with someone when they make sense is now "sucking them off".

i agree... wait, so i'm sucking you off now?

[CasterTown]

I like how agreeing with someone when they make sense is now "sucking them off".

I like how disagreeing with someone now gets you neg repped. That makes sense. kthnx to whoever anonymously neg repped me like a little cowardly bitch.

[DT]

you are too old to understand the lingo


damnit.

Hahaha, welcome to my side of the hill - it's all smooth coasting from here :D

[skimmer-x]

I also love how telling the truth or giving your opinion is now considered bitching.

[CasterTown]

I also love how telling the truth or giving your opinion is now considered bitching.

an interesting phenomenon indeed.

[BART]

luckybum and i exchanged pms last wednesday, we acknowledged each other and gave man hugs. this thread was born out of a simple misunderstanding and both of us are fine now, i think you guys can be too?

[Aaron Peluso]

no. fuck that.

[Aaron Peluso]

p.s. I honestly dont know what this thread is about.

[BART]

i only posted that because i was just hoping people would suck me off again and make me feel the super in super moderator. thanks jonny for the gay title btw

[shiznit]

how long has it been since jonny has peeped in

[RexSkimmer]

a while, i miss him

[Aaron Peluso]

???? super moderator is a default vbulletin group...

[Dzan]

I also love how telling the truth or giving your opinion is now considered bitching.

I love how posting tasteful nudes of tight bodied dudes is now considered gay.

[Chrith]

you ever think that you only like girls because your supposed to?

[skimmer-x]

Maybe until I got some pussy. Addicted ever since.

[RexSkimmer]

yeah, boobs did it for me

[HandsomeJonneh]

WHY DO I GET BLAMED FOR STUFF I DO NOT DO

bart is null

[sealice aka lone ranger]

I also love how telling the truth or giving your opinion is now considered bitching.


oh wow, hypocritical much?

[skimmer-x]

^ You want some more huh? Tell me how I am a hypocrite so I can prove you wrong. Maybe after this you will have 4,129 posts to your credit!

[xghstx]

Fightfightfight

[CaboWabo]

you ever think that you only like girls because your supposed to?

You too?

EDIT: For the record i think that not only should nutsack and taint pictures be allowed, but one of them should be required to join the board.

[narwhal]

this thread is biching to a core.

[BART]

big bottom girls you make the rockin world go round

[RexSkimmer]

fat bottom girls, bart, fat bottom girls...

[skimmer-x]

this thread is biching to a core.

Do you even pay attention in school?^

[narwhal]

Is it just me or does it seem retarded that one can get banned for posting about 1 pun thread a week, yet someone doesn't get banned for posting their nutsack, the forum rules clearly state



o yeah and if you say" leik oh em gee noob pun threads are such leik spamm" well here's what the rules say about "spam"


damn 1 thread a week is flooding the forums omg I'm so sorry for the massive amount of space one thread(that some people actually find humorous) is taking up please forgive me.

In conclusion, I can't be unbanned, and i couldn't really care less, the point of this post it everyone has a stick up their ass and the mods should probably learn the rules if they are going to take such "harsh action" as to ban someone.

Hows that not bitching?

[RavesIsBack]

it may be bitching, but it sure as hell aint biching

[narwhal]

Yeah posting while having some boos in me...could cause some mistakes.

[skimmer-x]

it may be bitching, but it sure as hell aint biching

See Robs, the smart people got it.

[BART]

fat bottom girls, bart, fat bottom girls...damnit that's embarassing. i was so drunk when i wrote that

[narwhal]

See Robs, the smart people got it.

"Smart" for sure.

I was mainly attacking you for you claiming people for bitching when you attacked sealice for doing the same thing almost. Sealice and this guy were both bitching.

[GnipGnop]

bartownd once again

I think the proper term is "Bowned".

[sealice aka lone ranger]

^ You want some more huh? Tell me how I am a hypocrite so I can prove you wrong. Maybe after this you will have 4,129 posts to your credit!

i want more what? more of your militant tough guy BS? no matter how much kung foo you take your dicks still only going to be an inch buddy

[vicskim76]

I think the proper term is "Bowned".
no.

[Mapdash]

for the record.......frank is sporting a solid two inches.

[skimmer-x]

"Smart" for sure.

I was mainly attacking you for you claiming people for bitching when you attacked sealice for doing the same thing almost. Sealice and this guy were both bitching.

I attacked sealice for attacking me first. He repeated to do so in alot of my posts so I told him to stop bitching at me as well as others. So get your shit straight before you start.

[skimmer-x]

i want more what? more of your militant tough guy BS? no matter how much kung foo you take your dicks still only going to be an inch buddy

Hahaha. Nice comeback. I heard that in 8th grade back in 1990. I still see no posts about how I am a hypocrite.

For the record, if you can't fill out a toilet paper roll length and gerth wise( and I mean touching the sides to where it fits tight) ((which I am sure you can't)), then that is just something else I own you at as well.

Kung fu has nothing to do with this as well. I never mentioned real fighting. You have already lost if you feel that angered on the MB to want to get into a real fight with me. And yes I can be "militant" if need be. It's better than being a pussy behind a computer.


And just so I clarify my point here, bitching is when you continue to pound you opinion on the same subject or person repeatedly.http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bitching

[longpointlocal09]

so whos better bart or aron???? im confused

[matty kerns]

This Is Gay

[Ammy]

thread, over.

[Mapdash]

so whos better bart or aron???? im confused

you should not ask such questions.

[LuckyBuMmRa]

yeah wtf why is everyone fighting in this thread i dont care anymore

[ejb]

money for nothing by dire straits is a real good song

[CasterTown]

woah theres some concrete penis comparison goin on here, let me get in on this (no homo)

[RexSkimmer]

this thread has gone in a weird direction

[HandsomeJonneh]

http://www.myspacecomedy.com/image/ban-hamster.jpg

[skimmer-x]

Way to post 4 days late.

[RavesIsBack]

make that your avatar