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Derek Makekau
12-19-2007, 07:28 PM
i know...tell me about it, samesies.




god, so good.
Derek Makekau
12-19-2007, 07:31 PM
evan...evan...i'm so wet.

yeah, they said that would happen, in health...
Derek Makekau
12-19-2007, 07:32 PM
you have such a smooth cock.

thank you, you would too, if you were a man.




i completely forgot just how funny Michael Cera is.
SeanS
12-19-2007, 07:37 PM
She is DTF...DOWN TO FUCK...she wants my dick In.........or around her mouth
Derek Makekau
12-19-2007, 07:38 PM
check your pms, sean.
Luff
12-19-2007, 07:52 PM
Need to buy this movie.
Luff
12-19-2007, 07:53 PM
...I've got a boner!
dlux
12-19-2007, 07:58 PM
....It's in!
Icej
12-19-2007, 08:02 PM
Why would it be between that or Mohamed?

Mohamed is like the most common name on earth. Why don't you read a fucking book?
Icej
12-19-2007, 08:03 PM
So Jesse told me to tell you that you are a fag and that you aren't invited to his party.
Derek Makekau
12-19-2007, 08:03 PM
Have you ever actually met anyone named Mohamed?

I some chick told me I was a good dick giver, I would take it as a compliment.
junwin
12-19-2007, 08:06 PM
please tell me you guys watch Clark and Michael...

http://www.clarkandmichael.com/

clark makes a cameo at the party in superbad.
Luff
12-19-2007, 08:06 PM
Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
Icej
12-19-2007, 08:07 PM
Here's to respecting women.

I am going to give you the best blowjay ever.
xghstx
12-19-2007, 08:39 PM
fuck i love that movie.
ZapBulletRider
12-19-2007, 08:47 PM
that is the only movie that has ever accurately portrayed guys in high school

simulating beating off into the cup and drinking it in Home Ec takes it though
junwin
12-19-2007, 08:55 PM
haha i love it how he covers that asian dudes eyes
ZapBulletRider
12-19-2007, 09:05 PM
my brother and I do the asian dude cat-licking hand thing all the time. And he's always like "that looks like the most fun EVER"
ZapBulletRider
12-19-2007, 11:34 PM
...I've got a boner!

haha the delivery on that is amazing.
SkimNate
12-20-2007, 10:40 AM
McLovin'? What kind of a stupid name is McLovin' Fogell? Are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
Icej
12-20-2007, 10:43 AM
Shut the fuck up Faggle!
SkimNate
12-20-2007, 11:03 AM
dude zbr I was thinking the same thing when I watched it. high school.
DJ-NJ
12-20-2007, 06:45 PM
hey guys! youre only like 6 months late!!!!
i saw it for the first time a few weeks ago when it came out on dvd. ha.

"tell your friend hes a fucking fag and he isnt invited either!"
"uhhh jesse said youre a fucking fag and you arent invited to his party"
DJ-NJ
12-20-2007, 06:50 PM
my fucking favorite wow

im over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's bullshit. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.
dan.nj
12-20-2007, 07:27 PM
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.

... you mean, like a man-dick?
ejb
12-20-2007, 07:27 PM
best part ^....or, "i told her what time it was....uh its 10 33.....what??" then he just awkwardly turns around, i hope i get it for christmas, i think i asked for it
vicskim76
12-20-2007, 07:27 PM
i just rented it tonight. sooo pumped to watch it.

ps: me not seeing it yet = life failure.
i know.
ejb
12-20-2007, 07:27 PM
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.

"wow dude thats messed up....super gay"
ZapBulletRider
12-21-2007, 03:43 AM
I was walking through the mall last night and a small group of HS aged guys walked past and I caught these words: "big veiny triumphant bastard"
Derek Makekau
12-21-2007, 03:52 AM
hey guys! youre only like 6 months late!!!!
i saw it for the first time a few weeks ago when it came out on dvd. ha.

"tell your friend hes a fucking fag and he isnt invited either!"
"uhhh jesse said youre a fucking fag and you arent invited to his party"

i saw it months ago in the theater.
SkimNate
12-21-2007, 04:13 AM
its was so cool because its one of those classic movies that you can actually witness in theaters.
Logan
12-21-2007, 09:40 AM
yeah, i just saw it like 2 weeks ago because i heard so many peope talking about it. i loved when he painted that asian kid up to be a cat. kiroki or whatever.

other movies i took too long to see, 300 (just saw it like late september) and i just watched royal tenenbaum last night. still havent seen the bourne ultimatum or pretty much anything that came out this summer.
ejb
12-21-2007, 10:41 AM
his name was maroki...i remember because at the party he and evan are passed out on the couch and its hilarious
RexSkimmer
12-21-2007, 02:33 PM
McLovin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McLovin, I'm sorry I blocked your cock
vicskim76
12-21-2007, 03:33 PM
im gonna watch it tonight. so pumped right now.