View Full Version : I Got a New Job
Joey M.
10-01-2007, 11:47 PM
I'm a bouncer now.
I get to toss people around like in Roadhouse.
junwin
10-01-2007, 11:50 PM
bouncers suck. last week one dick wasnt going to let me in because of my shoes. he asked what brand they were, i flashed the Jordan logo to him and he let me in... like it makes a difference because they were expensive? (PS they were fakes but he didnt know that)
but id totally be one, just so i can be a professional dickhead
narwhal
10-01-2007, 11:57 PM
hahahahahaha you're just trying to be one of these fighter types...
Joey M.
10-02-2007, 12:00 AM
hahahahahaha you're just trying to be one of these fighter types...
...fuck
LOL
bouncers suck. last week one dick wasnt going to let me in because of my shoes. he asked what brand they were, i flashed the Jordan logo to him and he let me in... like it makes a difference because they were expensive? (PS they were fakes but he didnt know that)
but id totally be one, just so i can be a professional dickheadmaybe he wasn't going to let you in because you were wearing sneakers? a lot of clubs in the U.S. have dress codes about gym shoes.
skimmer-x
10-02-2007, 03:55 AM
Joey, you don't get your ass kicked enough or something?;)
ZapBulletRider
10-02-2007, 03:57 AM
Calvin got a job. Yo, I'm proud of him.... Let's ROB that nigga.
ZapBulletRider
10-02-2007, 04:02 AM
bouncers suck. last week one dick wasnt going to let me in because of my shoes. he asked what brand they were, i flashed the Jordan logo to him and he let me in... like it makes a difference because they were expensive? (PS they were fakes but he didnt know that)
but id totally be one, just so i can be a professional dickhead
I find irony in one who buys fake Jordans pointing out the douchebaggery of others.
junwin
10-02-2007, 04:50 AM
Dude, unfair.
I was in China, my shoes had been stolen, adn i was wearing my spare pair, which were about 3 sizes too small. I went into about 35 legit shoe stores that week, and NONE of them stocked size 13.... eventually i folded and went to "The Copy markets" and got some fake IV's. and Even they were only a 12. (and i was only wearing my fakes last week, because i forgot my real shoes, and i got absolutely punished for wearing size 12's instead of 14's... my toes were killing me)
and BART, when i got upstairs, about 4/5ths of the dudes in there had AF1's or SB type shoes on, the guy was seriously just asking about the Brand name.
SkimNate
10-02-2007, 05:39 AM
Dude, unfair.
I was in China, my shoes had been stolen, adn i was wearing my spare pair, which were about 3 sizes too small. I went into about 35 legit shoe stores that week, and NONE of them stocked size 13.... eventually i folded and went to "The Copy markets" and got some fake IV's. and Even they were only a 12. (and i was only wearing my fakes last week, because i forgot my real shoes, and i got absolutely punished for wearing size 12's instead of 14's... my toes were killing me)
and BART, when i got upstairs, about 4/5ths of the dudes in there had AF1's or SB type shoes on, the guy was seriously just asking about the Brand name.
The reason there was no size 13 was because you were in China.
junwin
10-02-2007, 05:45 AM
no wai! i didn't figure that out! i've been sitting here for the last 2 years wondering why!
SkimNate
10-02-2007, 05:51 AM
its okay, now you're enlightened. China must've been pretty cool though.
Mapdash
10-02-2007, 05:59 AM
I find irony in one who buys fake Jordans pointing out the douchebaggery of others.
air0wn3d.
junwin
10-02-2007, 06:09 AM
its okay, now you're enlightened. China must've been pretty cool though.
it was actually pretty cool
i went on the MagLev ( Magnetic Levitation Train) just for the hell of it. I literally rode it from point A to point B and immediately back again just because i could. That thing goes about 430km's per hour or something insane like that.
And alot of Chinese people wanted to have photos with me because i was tall, white, and had long hair.... It was an interesting holiday
SkimNate
10-02-2007, 06:14 AM
haha sweet. the MagLev sounds so freakin' awesome.
we had a Chinese guy (when we went to Canada) take a photo with our family once. But it was just of our family. We're probably up on the black market for 30 million yen now. he seemed really happy.
ZapBulletRider
10-02-2007, 06:35 AM
Dude, unfair.
I was in China, my shoes had been stolen, adn i was wearing my spare pair, which were about 3 sizes too small. I went into about 35 legit shoe stores that week, and NONE of them stocked size 13.... eventually i folded and went to "The Copy markets" and got some fake IV's. and Even they were only a 12. (and i was only wearing my fakes last week, because i forgot my real shoes, and i got absolutely punished for wearing size 12's instead of 14's... my toes were killing me)
and BART, when i got upstairs, about 4/5ths of the dudes in there had AF1's or SB type shoes on, the guy was seriously just asking about the Brand name.
fair enough, you're excused...
Joey M.
10-02-2007, 11:03 AM
Calvin got a job. Yo, I'm proud of him.... Let's ROB that nigga.
Hahaha WacArnold's.
Nigga you smell like French Fries
RJ_from_NJ
10-02-2007, 11:42 AM
Bouncers are the biggest dicks in the world. Two weeks ago at the dropkicks murphys show in the city I crowd surfed up to the front and the guy was trying to pull me down and I was trying to avoid him then the douchebag dropped me on the fucking rail and i kicked him by accident. Then he pushed me out and nothing happened. I love tormenting the bouncers at shows though. They always think they are the biggest hard asses in the world. A typical bouncer has a bald head, a goatee, and a huge beer gut. When you getting that?
skimmer-x
10-02-2007, 12:10 PM
I think Joey would kick your ass.
xghstx
10-02-2007, 12:15 PM
Nigga you smell like French Fries
ever heard of the band wecamewithbroken teeth?
sealice aka lone ranger
10-02-2007, 12:33 PM
typical douche bag trying to find a job to fit his "tough guy" image
ZapBulletRider
10-02-2007, 01:09 PM
thread opens up in 3, 2, 1....
ZapBulletRider
10-02-2007, 04:48 PM
wow, I really called that one..
narwhal
10-02-2007, 04:53 PM
hhahahaha.
Thread will open up, just takes patience young Whit.
Logan
10-02-2007, 10:37 PM
oh yeah? well were getting the mcrib back next week, and guess who aint getting one!
btw nice call.
joey m is so above this, he will never reply to this thread.
Teddy Hartford
10-02-2007, 10:54 PM
haha i have the lamest quote ever in joey m's sig
btw as a bouncer be sure to wear your mma shirts....
j/k
skimmer-x
10-03-2007, 04:43 AM
joey m is so above this, he will never reply to this thread.
Nail on head. If Joey is the martial artist I think he is, he is laughing at you fags that re calling him a meathead and that he is just doing this to get in fights. Last time I checked, most bouncers don't fight. They control you and you get tossed.
Bouncers are the biggest dicks in the world. Two weeks ago at the dropkicks murphys show in the city I crowd surfed up to the front and the guy was trying to pull me down and I was trying to avoid him then the douchebag dropped me on the fucking rail and i kicked him by accident. Then he pushed me out and nothing happened. I love tormenting the bouncers at shows though. They always think they are the biggest hard asses in the world. A typical bouncer has a bald head, a goatee, and a huge beer gut. When you getting that?
Most bouncers act that way because annoying little snots take pleasure in "pushing" their buttons thinking that the bouncer can't / wont touch them... Surprise, if you rile up a caged dog, he's going to eventually bite... Here's a hell of a concept, don't fuck with people, including boucers, and they wont act like they are "biggest hard asses in the world"...
junwin
10-03-2007, 06:08 AM
fair statement, but still, there are plenty of bouncers that abuse their right to be dicks.
skimmer-x
10-03-2007, 10:40 AM
So do all humans. Are we all bad?
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