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Boyschoir
05-29-2007, 03:07 PM
Blonde Murder Victim


WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

RexSkimmer
05-29-2007, 03:10 PM
yeah, most people dont realize this, but holding your brains in will save you after being shot in the head

MDskimmerMAtt
05-29-2007, 03:23 PM
ahaha. what a stupid bitch.

gulfcoastskimmer
05-29-2007, 03:25 PM
Damn this is like from middle school but still a classic!

beachbum
05-29-2007, 03:27 PM
retarded. no other words.

BART
05-29-2007, 03:32 PM
hahhahahahaahahahahhahaa this was hilarious

Duffskim
05-29-2007, 03:56 PM
brains feel like bread dough?

skimmer-x
05-29-2007, 03:59 PM
I heard that a while ago. I didn't know where it had happened.

fireball
05-29-2007, 04:08 PM
o i thought she was burnett. hahahahhahahh dumb bitch

bennyray1
05-29-2007, 04:23 PM
yeah same thing happend to me but it was ketchup n i was really baked...mmmmmmmm biscuits

EvanSullivan
05-29-2007, 04:24 PM
wow. funny as hell though.

BATMAN
05-29-2007, 04:26 PM
omg that was awsome

Sandskimmernewbie
05-29-2007, 04:34 PM
yeah, most people dont realize this, but holding your brains in will save you after being shot in the head

Yeah, so she isn't really a dumb blonde then?

RexSkimmer
05-29-2007, 04:36 PM
nope, she just has some good first aid knowledge

ZapBulletRider
05-29-2007, 08:53 PM
yeah that's mad old. Who knows if it's even true or not, but it's funny as hell.

Atrus
05-30-2007, 06:51 AM
hilarious.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp